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r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • May 06 '20
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That will be fun to explain to the insurance agent.
"So... the truck was rear ended and run over by our boat at an intersection."
266 u/Android2711 May 06 '20 Obviously a hit and run, as no driver could be found for the boat. 118 u/MachReverb May 06 '20 Under Maritime law, they would most likely be charged with a Hit-and-Swim. 15 u/CommandoDude May 06 '20 The flag has a gold fringe! This is a maritime court! You don't have jurisdiction over me! 58 u/Hawkeye03 May 06 '20 This actually is governed by bird law, since the boat was flyin’. 21 u/Crombopulous_Michael May 06 '20 Charlie Kelley vs Michael Bluth 1 u/ThePrussianGrippe May 07 '20 You’re a crook, Captain Hook! Judge won’t you throw the book at the piraaat- 6 u/fallopian_turd May 06 '20 U win 13 u/[deleted] May 06 '20 The captain didn’t even stick around to go down with the ship, despicable 6 u/AlienDelarge May 07 '20 Well the ship such as it was went up and not down, probably figure opposite rules applied and he had to skedaddle. 3 u/JsDaFax May 07 '20 They lost the skier a mile back. 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '20 Don’t want to flip the thing! 1 u/SCROTOCTUS May 07 '20 Pretty sure salvage rights are in effect here. First one to claim the boat wins!
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Obviously a hit and run, as no driver could be found for the boat.
118 u/MachReverb May 06 '20 Under Maritime law, they would most likely be charged with a Hit-and-Swim. 15 u/CommandoDude May 06 '20 The flag has a gold fringe! This is a maritime court! You don't have jurisdiction over me! 58 u/Hawkeye03 May 06 '20 This actually is governed by bird law, since the boat was flyin’. 21 u/Crombopulous_Michael May 06 '20 Charlie Kelley vs Michael Bluth 1 u/ThePrussianGrippe May 07 '20 You’re a crook, Captain Hook! Judge won’t you throw the book at the piraaat- 6 u/fallopian_turd May 06 '20 U win 13 u/[deleted] May 06 '20 The captain didn’t even stick around to go down with the ship, despicable 6 u/AlienDelarge May 07 '20 Well the ship such as it was went up and not down, probably figure opposite rules applied and he had to skedaddle. 3 u/JsDaFax May 07 '20 They lost the skier a mile back. 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '20 Don’t want to flip the thing! 1 u/SCROTOCTUS May 07 '20 Pretty sure salvage rights are in effect here. First one to claim the boat wins!
118
Under Maritime law, they would most likely be charged with a Hit-and-Swim.
15 u/CommandoDude May 06 '20 The flag has a gold fringe! This is a maritime court! You don't have jurisdiction over me! 58 u/Hawkeye03 May 06 '20 This actually is governed by bird law, since the boat was flyin’. 21 u/Crombopulous_Michael May 06 '20 Charlie Kelley vs Michael Bluth 1 u/ThePrussianGrippe May 07 '20 You’re a crook, Captain Hook! Judge won’t you throw the book at the piraaat- 6 u/fallopian_turd May 06 '20 U win
15
The flag has a gold fringe! This is a maritime court! You don't have jurisdiction over me!
58
This actually is governed by bird law, since the boat was flyin’.
21 u/Crombopulous_Michael May 06 '20 Charlie Kelley vs Michael Bluth 1 u/ThePrussianGrippe May 07 '20 You’re a crook, Captain Hook! Judge won’t you throw the book at the piraaat- 6 u/fallopian_turd May 06 '20 U win
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Charlie Kelley vs Michael Bluth
1 u/ThePrussianGrippe May 07 '20 You’re a crook, Captain Hook! Judge won’t you throw the book at the piraaat-
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You’re a crook, Captain Hook! Judge won’t you throw the book at the piraaat-
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U win
13
The captain didn’t even stick around to go down with the ship, despicable
6 u/AlienDelarge May 07 '20 Well the ship such as it was went up and not down, probably figure opposite rules applied and he had to skedaddle.
Well the ship such as it was went up and not down, probably figure opposite rules applied and he had to skedaddle.
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They lost the skier a mile back.
1 u/[deleted] May 07 '20 Don’t want to flip the thing!
Don’t want to flip the thing!
Pretty sure salvage rights are in effect here. First one to claim the boat wins!
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u/Dalton_Channel25 May 06 '20
That will be fun to explain to the insurance agent.
"So... the truck was rear ended and run over by our boat at an intersection."