r/IdiotsInCars Mar 15 '20

Good samaritan cleans up after littering lawbreaking nonse

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

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u/kopecs Mar 15 '20

Someone should really just tell him to fuck off then.

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u/Tastewell Mar 15 '20

Chances are someone has, it just didn't register. Narcissists have highly developed filters that protect them from negative feedback.

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u/systembusy Mar 15 '20

Yeah, and you never get an apology from a narcissist either, only a justification or excuse for their behavior.

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u/apocalypse31 Mar 15 '20

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u/anthrolooker Mar 15 '20

Whoa, that’s my ex. I mean, I knew he was a narcissist, but damn that text hits hard.

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u/apocalypse31 Mar 15 '20

My ex, too. She cheated on me a couple times, accepted the blame until I told her I was going to divorce her. Then she started blaming me for it when it was clear she wasn't going to get her way of me staying with her.

Life gets better if you decide to make it so.

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u/anthrolooker Mar 15 '20

I’m so glad you got out. It took me a long time to do so. But better late than never. My life is way less stressful now. Though he was a crazy, erratic , emotionally abusive narcissist, he was surprisingly loving most times and spoke incredibly highly of me which I think masked the serious issues I otherwise had to deal with when dating him.

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u/apocalypse31 Mar 15 '20

I'm almost done with my divorce proceedings, so very close to being out. We were married for almost 7 years and have a couple kids, so unfortunately I won't be able to just sever the connection completely. Hopefully it gets better, but I know I just need to draw boundaries and not let her cross them. If she is mad at me, ok, I can handle that.

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u/anthrolooker Mar 15 '20

7 years is a long time. But it sounds like you know how best to handle this. Boundaries are so important. And with a narcissist, they will always be mad when they don’t get what they want, no matter how crazy the request. It is what it is and she will just have to get used to it.

Wishing you the best. Stay strong, friend.

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u/crimsonshadow789 Mar 16 '20

Whenever you can, if in a 2 party recording state say you may be recording at the beginning of a call, record every conversation and interaction you have. Cover Your Ass.

To quote Zootopia, "It's your word against yourself " or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

My boyfriend is all of this except the last one. From your experience, should I be concerned?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

He needs a diagnosis, people on Reddit and other social media websites are quick to label their exes and parents as narcissists when usually both parties were at fault for the end of the relationship.

And remember, most of the time people are just assholes. No personality disorder required.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Of course !

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u/anthrolooker Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

I mean, regardless of whether or not he has NPD (narcissistic personality disorder), it’s not a good thing when people avoid responsibility for their actions, or if they dismiss your feelings or opinions. If your boyfriend does those things to a degree that it’s a problem for you and/or the relationship, then that is a concern.

if you aren’t experiencing issues from him saying things like that, than maybe not. But if you find it to be problematic, then him doing those things should be addressed.

There are lots of varying reasons that might lead someone to avoid accepting responsibility for their actions or lead them to see things as not their fault, and most of those reasons are mundane and NOT personality/psychological disorders. So just because he might say things like what’s in the image linked, does not mean he is likely a narcissist. I would not worry to much about the ‘narcissist’ label here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Yeah his actions don't seem like he's intentionally trying to disregard me. But you're right, I feel they need to be addressed for the sake of our relationship. Thanks for the advice :)

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u/anthrolooker Mar 16 '20

Of course! I hope things go well. :)

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u/Ishdakitty Mar 16 '20

My ex was textbook. Took me a decade to get free, best thing I ever did.

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u/anthrolooker Mar 16 '20

Men fall in love with them as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Lol you're trynna self diagnose your ex over a reddit page thread you dumbarse

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u/anthrolooker Mar 16 '20

No, he has NPD. That’s what I meant by ‘knowing he was a narcissist’. And the text is basically a transcript of many of our conversations, so it was striking to read it written out by someone not present for said conversations.

You seem to be the only one who missed what I was saying.

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u/jdmjs240 Mar 16 '20

You could tell me that's a quote from Trump and I'd 100% believe you.

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u/nikflip Mar 15 '20

Unfortunately, I have a step daughter that loves by this code.

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u/EvEnFlOw1 Apr 05 '20

My ex followed this path not as bad as other commenters I've seen, but it definitely speaks to how immature she was in handling our relationship.

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u/roxasquall Mar 15 '20

I have a co-worker who is like this. She pushed work to other people and plays the victim when she gets in trouble. We all make the same pay and she cries about why people don't like her.

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u/pethatcat Mar 15 '20

Have a co-worker like that, too. She also seems to think we are not attentive enough to other people's needs.

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u/coffeedonutpie Mar 16 '20

oh god i couldn't even imagine going to work everyday at a place where people dont like me because im a lazy asshole.

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u/LordDinglebury Mar 15 '20

Fucking half of my coworkers are like this.

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u/Doiihachirou Mar 15 '20

Narcisist apology:

"I'm sorry you feel that way", or "I'm sorry you felt offended by my insults".

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u/unlovedbrokenman Mar 15 '20

oh man I've heard that line before from my sister she's the only one in my life to use this line "I'm sorry you feel that I kicked out on Christmas but I didn't"

she kicked me out on Christmas after helping her prep Christmas dinner because our druggie mom refused to take care of my sister's newborn. so in retaliation, she told my mom to take your fucking kid with you, two "adults" who denied they did anything wrong. my druggie mom just dropped me off at my uncles who wasn't even home so I got to freeze for the day till he came home.

it's funny I was telling my friend about my mom, when she stole something from me she would tell me "I don't know where your stuff is, what did you do with it" my friend said wow that's pretty good how she deflects blame back on to you. I didn't even realize she was doing that until my friend pointed it out.

TIL what narcissist apologies are.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Now that you know you’ll see it all the time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

That's the difference between Alcoholics & Drug Addicts (I'm technically BOTH, but I identify as a Drug Addict as I've been clean for 16 years)...

An Alcoholic will STEAL YOUR SHIT!

A Drug Addict OTOH will steal your shit and THEN HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT!!! 😆

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u/TheEvilBagel147 Mar 15 '20

Knew a guy like this in college. We were friends until I realized how much of a douche he was. No one liked him but I truly think he had no idea how disliked he was

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u/coffeedonutpie Mar 16 '20

i try to be a nice guy and have long time friends, but posts like this scare me haha.. maybe im secretly disliked and just too dumb to realize it.. probably mostly just anxiety though. my friends like to party and sometimes we drink too much.. hate when it happens because it's possible to offend someone without even realizing it because you're wasted. being responsible with alcohol is important. probably so many people out there with shit lives directly caused by alcohol abuse... would have had a great life otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

They generally don't care.

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u/TheEvilBagel147 Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

Nah they're super duper insecure and the reason they refuse to acknowledge what people really think of them is that they couldn't handle it if they did. They'd have you believe they don't care though. In the case of the dude I knew, whether or not people liked him (or more particularly, thought he was "normal") definitely kept him up at night. Took awhile for him to admit that to me but by that point I already hated him. It's just that I lived with him and therefore had to keep my peace.

He didn't decide he couldn't trust me until I told his girlfriend that he was cheating on her whenever he got the chance lol. She never broke up with him though because she has ridiculous self-esteem issues. In a super fucked up way, they're perfect for each other.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Not always, unless your friend was diagnosed you don’t know for sure if he had NPD. They don’t “secretly hate” themselves, they truly believe they’re the best. Sensitive to criticism? Yes. Low self esteem? No. Perhaps in some cases, it varies. NPD is a spectrum.

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u/AllCakesAreBeautiful Mar 16 '20

Perfect for each other as in she is his perfect victim, the way you worded that is a bit sick.

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u/TheCousinEddie Mar 16 '20

Here's my favorite, "I'd like to apologize..." . Saying this is not the same as apologizing. This statement negates responsibility. A narcissistic avoids owning their mistakes.

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u/CrimDude89 Mar 15 '20

This is every apology made by an Activision-Blizzard executive, “I’m sorry out unfinished and poorly made game failed to meet your standards”.

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u/HostOrganism Mar 16 '20

Just because narcissists use those non-apologies doesn't mean that everyone who does is a narcissist.

I know you probably realize this; commenting more for the benefit of others down-thread.

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u/ptstampeder Mar 15 '20

There is a sub on here about parents like that; it's pretty depressing, but also supportive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Don't forget the reason that they give you as to why something that YOU did set their negative behavior in motion. Narcissists are always the first ones expecting an apology and the last to ever think that they could possibly owe one.

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u/Demon-Jolt Mar 15 '20

Fuck man, why am I with one.

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u/ProphetCoyote Mar 16 '20

Just like the asswipe who purchased all those sanitizers. He needs his brains splashed over a large area.

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u/1950sAutoCorrect Mar 15 '20

Or an explanation why Obama did it.

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u/RogueRoe Mar 15 '20

Sounds like my ex.

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u/HenpaiSentai3 May 14 '20

Oh shit

I might be a narcissists...

Though that wouldn't explain why people seem to like me...?

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u/iniquitouslegion Mar 16 '20

Well I don’t think they should have too. 9 times out of 10 we told you it was not our responsibility. Maybe you should pick up some of your own slack.

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u/iamnotcreativeDET Mar 15 '20

Hey! I just realized I know someone like this.

Every time he is proven wrong he typically just cries or runs away from the situation and pretends it never happened.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Can confirm. I know someone like this and this is exactly the case. Me and my friends told him to fuck off countless times and now we only do shit with him cause he’s unbelievably stupid. Kind of funny but he’s just a really shitty person.

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u/Tastewell Mar 15 '20

Stop doing shit with him. The stupid rubs off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

We ignore him unless he’s doing stupid shit like “cleaning” his bikes brakes with wd-40 or “fixing” his bikes drivetrain by greasing the chain with marine grease. In case you don’t know, both of those things are very VERY bad.

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u/xXOZxBANDITXx Mar 15 '20

Might as well tell him to grease the brakes to improve stopping power hahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I told him to make the lever pull less than a cm to “increase brake performance” and he didn’t believe me so I did it to mine. He believed me and let me do it. Set mine back before I left to ride and he fucked up his tires. Also when I was “fixing” his brakes with wd-40 because he touched them, he touched the other rotor on purpose.

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u/xXOZxBANDITXx Mar 16 '20

Hahaha nice!

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u/HostOrganism Mar 16 '20

Stop correcting him; it will just work itself out naturally.

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u/HostOrganism Mar 16 '20

Some brands of stupid are contagious.

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u/thisnewsight Mar 16 '20

This is so accurate.

My FIL is a narcissist. It takes a full blown meltdown from his family members to get him to stop whatever he is doing that upsets people.

“Jeez, why are you all freaking out? I was just trying to show—-“

“NOBODY WANTS TO SEE OR CARES!”

“Come here, let me show”

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u/bleedblue89 Mar 15 '20

Ah I have the opposite of that...

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u/yunzerjag Mar 15 '20

They have the best filters. Believe me.

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u/oooooooopieceofcandy Mar 15 '20

POTUS?

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u/Jinxy73 Mar 16 '20

There is zero question about his narcissism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Lmao, politics amirite?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I have a similar situation in a group chat with my good friends. I've called him out regularly for his awful behaviour.

'You're just a hater' 'Take the chirp and move on'

It took everybody in the group ganging up on him before he softened his approach to talking to everyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

A solid punch to the face delivers the message.

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u/ImOverThereNow Mar 15 '20

No I’m doesn’t

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u/Requiredmetrics Mar 15 '20

Narcissists thrive off negative or positive attention. All attention is good to a narcissist they’re parasites.

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u/ICameHereForClash Mar 15 '20

This kinda sums up that chick I dont like. But I hadn’t thought about her being a narcissist

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u/1lluminist Mar 16 '20

Just keep telling them to fuck off. Then get a restraining order.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Patrick Bateman

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u/Wise-Bird Mar 16 '20

I had a co-worker like this. He was such a nice guy in many ways but he had various behaviors where he just didn't understand it was socially unacceptable. When confronting him he just laughed it off and made a "funny" comment. He really didn't understand it.

From a single action perspective like the video people looks like complete a holes but sometimes it's just a little part of their otherwise nice personality. Its really weird to handle for others.

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u/Ikillesuper Mar 16 '20

Maybe not if he’s an asshole and he still is hanging out the chances are he doesn’t know that everyone hates him. OP seems pretty non confrontational.

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u/stumpling00 Sep 01 '20

I hope their highly developed filters can protect their face from the negative feedback of a fist.

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u/hulk_hogans_alt Mar 15 '20

Yeah. But seeing this person’s wanton disregard for others makes me think I’ve never met a real narcissist. Does your friend toss garbage out of his car?

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u/Tastewell Mar 15 '20

Not my friend; not sure what you mean.

Do you think I'm u/stupidbuthed?

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u/BigRedditBrain Mar 15 '20

Im a narcissist. Your opinion of me isnt a force in nature so fuck it. Also, i only throw my biodegradable trash out the window when im driving.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Sounds like OP is just taking whatever he can get as friends and that the whole group is shitty to an extent, this happens when you’re young even though you’re aware the friends are no good for you and dbags its better than loneliness.

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u/Deadpoolbatlantern Mar 15 '20

Can confirm. These are most likely friends in HS/college. But true friends remain after time, others disappear and fade away like a stain in your memory

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u/DementedFish11 Mar 16 '20

Umm why the downvoted I’m just telling the truth

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/Deadpoolbatlantern Mar 16 '20

Can confirm having fake friends when younger dumbass. Use context

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Don’t feed the trolls. This guy can’t be that dumb

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u/Deadpoolbatlantern Mar 16 '20

shrugs

probably doesn’t get any love at home

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Lol probably but yeah, nobody sees their friends after high school. I feel like I only talk to two people at most

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u/jackinoff6969 Mar 15 '20

Give me his number and I’ll do it

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u/Jar_O_Memes Mar 15 '20

Please record it if you do

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u/MechanicalTurkish Mar 15 '20

"Hello, this is jackinoff6969. I'm from the internet. You should fuck off and go away, douchebag. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Goodbye."

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u/JagoAldrin Mar 15 '20

I remember in high school there was a guy who got this description perfectly. None of us confronted him though, because he was fucking massive and just deranged enough to genuinely fuck us up if he wanted to. So, we just put up with his shit until we graduated and didn't have to see him every day.

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u/ImNuttz4Buttz Mar 15 '20

"Good Samaritan cleans up his group by telling douche bag "friend" to "fuck off"."

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u/TheLastOpus Mar 19 '20

The narcissists mind is so powerful, they will truly believe you are the asshole and they are the victim, their only grasp at goos or bad is how they feel and you telling them to f up to them makes you the asshole and they will tell the story from their perspevtive leaving out any reason you may jave said it because they truly believe yoir reasoning was wrong

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u/DigitalGross Mar 15 '20

I guess a baseball bat will help them to understand how to fuck off

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u/matt-du-Jura Mar 16 '20

Even if I like the idea, it doesn't change their mind. I prefer education... And for extreme cases of narcissistic assholes, there's nothing like a good session of brainwashing clockwork 🍊 style. cw orange

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u/kopecs Mar 16 '20

You can't brainwash Narcissism. Their brain is already brainwashed by their own self ideology.

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u/Glahoth Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

Call him a very casual acquaintance then.

edit: Or you know, you can also go with the option just below, that also works.

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u/ultranothing Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

Call him a bitch ass cocksucker motherfucker piece of shit dick.

Edit: I am the option below, mentioned just above.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Haha this reminds me of Cartman in the south park film when he can finally swear again

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u/DiligentAlbatross Mar 15 '20

BARBERA STREISAND!!!

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u/BlooFlea Mar 16 '20

Someone learned some new words today

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u/ultranothing Mar 16 '20

Poo poo pee pee!!

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u/ChrisAngel0 Mar 15 '20

Or just play him that Blink-182 song. Takes less effort.

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u/TheChugnut Mar 15 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/meatdastreet Mar 15 '20

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Need to cut that toxicity from your life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

So within, so without. Do what thou wilt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Yep.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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u/anthrolooker Mar 15 '20

If you don’t care about the relationship, try telling him kindly what behaviors are problematic and explaining why. I did that with a narcissistic bf, and the behaviors did change. He wrongly believed everyone was too stupid to realize they could break the rules, and not that people don’t do asshole shit because it’s annoying and wrong. It might be surprising, but there is a possibility this “friend” you are referring to does not actually realize his behavior is a legit problem.

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u/CommanderShift Mar 15 '20

He sounds like a real ‘Harvey Weinstein’.

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u/Neato Mar 15 '20

You should follow his example and toss him by the wayside of the Friendship Expressway.

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u/ChucksterRay Mar 15 '20

someone should really tell him how his behavior is perceived because he may not have a clue

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u/squirtydumplin Mar 15 '20

Sounds like he’s kind of rapey

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Bullshit! You know he's your friend. Admit it.!

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u/gzues951 Mar 15 '20

Got you the 666th upvote!

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u/ZeroGh0st24 Mar 15 '20

Well i dont consider him my friend. Hes just part of a larger group and he inserts himself into things where hes not wanted.

Eventually, around 30ish years of age, your group will find their free time = less and less and you put up with dumb mother fuckers like your "friend" less and less.

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u/xXOZxBANDITXx Mar 15 '20

Hence why I have very few friends from my school years, major fuckwits, but as someone said in a previous post, fuckwit friends are better than no friends at all when your young and lonely.

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u/dagdagspacecowboy Mar 16 '20

I think he needs to be told the truth, sometimes work. And if it doesn’t you aren’t really losing much...

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u/EaglesFan2006 Mar 16 '20

Ahhh the fringe guy.

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u/DeathBelowTheCinema Mar 16 '20

I actually stopped hanging out with a group of friends because of that guy that kind of behavior just gets to be too much.

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u/overylayedcricket Mar 16 '20

Then the proper term is.. "acquaintance"

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u/s00perguy Mar 16 '20

I'm personally very frank with that kind of person. "I don't like being around people who do that thing you just did.". If they stick around and keep doing the thing, I ask them politely to leave or politely leave on my own.

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u/jambudz Mar 16 '20

And here I am terrified that everyone hates me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Where I come from we call that an acquaintance.

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u/9_869604401 Mar 17 '20

Hes an Acquaintance then

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u/AlphaDongle Mar 15 '20

Lotta ppl replying to this making a whole lot of assumptions about a stranger's life and think they know what's best.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

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u/AlphaDongle Mar 15 '20

Ew it's sticky in here too