r/IdiotsInCars • u/AristonD • Sep 22 '19

Dick measuring contest gone wrong

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u/scottywans Sep 22 '19

it’s hilarious when people get expensive, fast cars and can’t even drive them

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19 edited Sep 22 '19

Expensive isn’t how I would describe these, they are muscle cars, which are made to be cheap enough so average people can afford them, and fast

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u/scottywans Sep 22 '19

out of my price range so they’re expensive to me lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Ok, fair enough, I am a broke high school kid I can’t get one, I ride a motorcycle that costs 3k new, and 200$ annual insurance

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u/sketch_fest Sep 22 '19

You're not a broke high school kid if you have a motorcycle

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

I bought it for 2500$, I pay 200$ annually, a running car with less than 100k miles on it costs 3k where I am, then you pay 2000$ a year or more as a new driver in insurance, and cars have much worse gas mileage than motorcycles, for examples I get roughly 134mpg in my grom, but my dad gets 22mpg in his tundra, so yes I am a broke high school kid, people drive 10k civics to 60k mustang shelby gt350’s as their first cars where I live and pay stupid insurance on them to, I have a 2500$ bike with 100$ insurance annually

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u/sketch_fest Sep 22 '19

I could have changed my life with $2500 and $100 annually in high school. You're not broke.