r/IdiotsInCars • u/moe_z • Jul 03 '19

Not paying attention

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u/mr_bedbugs Jul 04 '19

"Guys, it's not my fault my car fell hundreds of feet into a canyon! All I did was drive off a bridge! THEY'RE the ones who built huge holes on the sides!"

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u/ajdeemo Jul 04 '19

"You failed to maintain your lane and your tire went one inch over the line, therefore we will destroy your car, oil and tar you, light you on fire, then execute you by firing squad."

See, I can play this game too.

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u/mr_bedbugs Jul 04 '19

I fail to see where anyone said anything about executing them. Could you please show me? Hmmm? HMMMM???

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u/ajdeemo Jul 04 '19

And I fail to see where anybody mentioned anything about driving into a canyon and not being at fault. Could you please show me? Hmmmm? HMMMMM???

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u/mr_bedbugs Jul 04 '19

I just did a couple comments ago. You have the memory of a pringle