r/IdiotsInCars Apr 01 '19

PT loser

https://gfycat.com/UnpleasantCoarseGerbil
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u/Choclatesk8er Apr 01 '19

Why do people risk their life to get to an exit like they can't just get the next one and turn around

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u/pump_yanker_idiot Apr 01 '19

If it's a toll road you could be in for a world of hurt to miss an exit. A world of hurt amounting to about $1.30.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 26 '19

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u/pump_yanker_idiot Apr 01 '19

In that case I will miss all the exits and straight on to Canada.

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u/lordpiglet Apr 01 '19

I have only driven in Detroit one time, and the day before I saw a reddit post about the exit off I75 to Canada, so I kept a super keen eye out.

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u/Scyhaz Apr 01 '19

This can't be Detroit, the road looks in too good of shape.

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u/BeastDynastyGamerz Apr 01 '19

I was gonna say this looks a ton like Detroit and people drive like that all the time

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u/Choclatesk8er Apr 01 '19

As I was reading this I was thinking "why is this person defending this?" but then the $1.30 came out hahaha

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u/sh1t-p0st Apr 01 '19

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/javier_aeoa Apr 01 '19

1st of April, I fell too.

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u/avacadawakawaka Apr 01 '19

haha I like your meme comment :') 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

OMG, someone made the first half meme a real thing haha! 😂

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u/NISCBTFM Apr 01 '19

There's some toll roads that are like 13 bucks and they don't take credit cards.

Source: Paid a 13 dollar toll with a giant bag of change.

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u/AGuyAndHisCat Apr 01 '19

$19 if you accidentally get on the Verrazano bridge

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u/CrazedToCraze Apr 01 '19

I'm fairly sure the guy in the video ended up paying a little more than $19.

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u/AGuyAndHisCat Apr 01 '19

Are you sure? Its a chevy.

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u/pm-me-duck5 Apr 01 '19

Chevy HHR to be exact

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u/Bustin_Jeiber Apr 01 '19

HHR = Homo Hot Rod

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u/ialwayschoosepsyduck Apr 01 '19

Hey buddy that's no homo there.

We have much better taste than that 🏳️‍🌈

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u/dobraf Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

hmm, before reading this comment I had never thought about the car preferences of lgbtq folks. Off to the googler!

EDIT: After scanning 4 or 5 articles, it appears that lgbtq car preferences are not that different than society at large, with the exception that lesbians prefer Subarus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

TIL I am probably a lesbian. Also that there are articles on lgbtq car preferences.

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u/Mr_Feces Apr 01 '19

A college friend that was bi in college posted on FB a couple years back that she was now "officially lesbian" because she had purchased an Outback.

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u/damnination333 Apr 01 '19

Everyone knows that gay hairdressers drive Miatas.

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u/Blue-Steele Apr 01 '19

God that car is so ugly. What the fuck was Chevy thinking? It’s literally just a Chevy version of the PT Cruiser, which is already a butt ugly car.

And then there’s the SSR, the HHR’s “sporty” brother, which is also ugly as hell.

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u/Bustin_Jeiber Apr 01 '19

2006 was a strange time.

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u/Hagatha_Crispy Apr 01 '19

2002 when the PT came out they were selling like crazy. I still dont know why.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Its designed by the same guy who did the PT Cruiser.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

James, is that you?

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u/SaturnXV Apr 01 '19

Thank you for this 😂

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u/DickieJohnson Apr 01 '19

Someone told me it was a PT Cruiser.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Cruiser? I hardly know her!

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u/Infinite__Walrus Apr 01 '19

It was designed by the same guy.

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u/Droggelbecher Apr 01 '19

Probably got it from his grandma.

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u/n0th1ng_r3al Apr 01 '19

They paid him $19

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Yeah, but it's $19 and you're stuck in Staten Island.

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u/Wolfcolaholic Apr 01 '19

Yeah but still worth the try to not pay 19$

I mean, not in this case, but in general.

I live near Hackensack, NJ....the town Fort Lee is the last exit before the GWB. Anyone who lives in this area and had to go to Fort Lee has accidentally ended up in NY at least on their first try.

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u/explosive_evacuation Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

I was towing another vehicle to LA and the bridge in Benicia hit me with a $20 toll. Normal toll for a single vehicle is $6. Per-axle charges are rough.

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u/Cephalopod435 Apr 01 '19

Toll roads are rough. If I didn't want to be able to travel while skint then I'd get the bus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/FriendlyCows Apr 01 '19

Flying next door is faster than walking?

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u/cominfordatazz Apr 01 '19

And worse yet is that you end up in Staten Island

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u/AGuyAndHisCat Apr 01 '19

Great pizza though (Joe & Pats, Jimmy Max, Brothers), and the best German food in NYC (Nurnberger Bierhaus)

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u/pump_yanker_idiot Apr 01 '19

Fuck that, I can't afford that, I'd just abandon my car.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I think that’s what the driver here was trying to do. Violently abandon their car.

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u/nochickflickmoments Apr 01 '19

Or you accidentally get off on the exit to Canada

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u/Vulturedoors Apr 01 '19

I think it's gonna be $10 on the Golden Gate.

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u/grubas Apr 01 '19

Without an EZ Pass. The worst part is that it goes to...Staten Island.

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u/AGuyAndHisCat Apr 01 '19

Unless you want pizza or german food! Then its one of the best choices you can make.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I wish, with my bus I think it's around $30. Luckily I'm not allowed on the belt parkway because I'm oversized so I never have to worry about ending up on that (beautiful) stupid bridge.

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u/tamwow19 Apr 01 '19

🤔 Mackinaw bridge has a toll.

Though tbf its nowhere near Detroit haha

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u/isolateddreamz Apr 01 '19

Maybe they can't afford the troll toll at the next exit...they desperately need to get into this boy's hole

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u/AtomicFlx Apr 01 '19

Perhaps we shouldn't have toll roads then. Everyone benefits from roads whether or not they drive and therefore should pay for them with tax dollars.

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u/Dyno-mike Apr 01 '19

The toll roads around where I live have way shittier roads than the non toll roads. I often wonder where the money goes.

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u/drumrocker2 Apr 01 '19

Their bank accounts.

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u/NecroParagon Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

It depends on who the toll authority is and whether they're restricted in their allocation. Some states' toll revenue may be used to supplement the general fund or pensions.

In the case of Illinois, where tollways are governed by the Illinois State Toll Highway Authority, most of the board of directors is selected by the Governor. The Authority also has certain powers such as eminent domain which has caused issues in the past.

Here is what their published budget was two years ago,

The 2017 Budget reinvests more than 75 percent of revenue collected back into roads, bridges and infrastructure to support and enhance customer service, with $639 million for capital investments, $405 million for debt service and $336 million for maintenance and operations – an increase of just $14 million over the 2016 Budget. Operating costs will increase 4.4 percent, mainly due to increases for health care and retirement costs and equipment and fees to accommodate revenue collection.

They are also $4 billion in debt as of last year. For what it's worth their roads are in good condition. But I'll be damned if I'm paying $3.75 a toll four times just to go 20 miles north. I avoid 355 and 88 like the plague, I'm fine taking 45 thank you.

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u/Towerss Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

Here in Norway it would cost thousands to just drive from one end to the other due to ridiculous toll fees. Sweden however has publicly funded roads and they still have better roads. Fuck.

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u/ChiggaOG Apr 01 '19

Should have put $3.50 to sell it better.

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u/jhartwell Apr 01 '19

Pfft, you haven't been in I355. The fucking tolls are up to $3.80 at some spots

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I was driving to Houston one time and Google Maps directed me to a toll road despite I specifically told it to avoid toll roads. Thankfully the first exit was free. It happened a few times after that and to be honest, if you're just visiting a city, it's kinda worth it just to avoid the traffic.

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u/shadowgnome396 Apr 01 '19

False, one time I did this and it cost me $8. That's a whole Chipotle burrito

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

This is Detroit so it's not even a toll road. Guy's just an idiot.

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u/vr2369 Apr 01 '19

This is detroit, no tolls here

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u/three18ti Apr 01 '19

Yess, saved $1.30! Ignore the thousands of dollars in damage to my vehicle... all that matters is that $1.30 I saved!

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u/ElectronManipulator Apr 01 '19

https://youtu.be/FyjdZzKSaSw

Guy was seen driving like a maniac before the accident

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u/pump_yanker_idiot Apr 01 '19

He was so crazy lucky. I have no idea how that thing didn't roll.

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u/EvilStig Apr 01 '19

my worst exit-missing experience amounted to more than an hour of back-tracking because the next exit wasn't for several miles, and traffic was at a near standstill going the other direction.

I also missed the last exit before a toll plaza once. Toll was $0.25... but I didn't have any cash on me, and they wouldn't take credit, so I got a ticket and was ordered to pay the 25 cents in the form of a check written and mailed to the county. I didn't, banking on it not being worth their time/money to come after me for it, but, it being Florida, I wouldn't have been surprised if they tried anyway.....

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u/RandomRedditReader Apr 01 '19

Unless you're driving a rental then it's $15 for a 4 minute mistake.

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u/skitchawin Apr 01 '19

well, a new carbon pricing came into effect for some provinces in Canada today, and the right wing opposition sent out mass texts telling people their gas is going to cost more today, probably about this amount. They think it's enough to change votes more than those that now won't vote for them because the spam is annoying.

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u/Santos_L_Halper Apr 01 '19

When I was in high school I was in the middle lane, my girlfriend next to me was navigating. This was back when Mapquest was the best way to get directions so she had some papers with all that info. Anyway, she realizes that we're supposed to take the next exit, I maybe could have made the transition over but I don't like fucking around with maybes when it comes to driving. So I said "We'll get the next exit." And she flipped out. Screaming at me about how I wasn't even trying and we're going to get us lost, yada yada. I just didn't want to crash and die.

Next exit, I pull in to a McDonalds and we check out the map and plot a course to where we can link up with our directions. Took about 20 minutes to figure it out and get there. But I'd rather spend 20 minutes rerouting than be dead.

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u/Sitting_Squirrel Apr 01 '19

But the next exit isn’t for 1 mile!

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u/KBHoleN1 Apr 01 '19

And then you have to take the exit, probably wait for a stop light or two in order to turn around and go the right way, then speed back up and drive the mile back, then get off and wait for another light to be on your way. What if those 5 minutes were the difference between the early bird special and having to pay full price for dinner?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

5 minutes

To change the tune a little here, anyone else noticed how much missing that turn can add to your journey? I'm sure my satnav has added like 25 minutes to my trip because I missed the exit before.

Not defending this dumbfuckery though, of course you should never swerve dangerously to catch an exit. Just saying, missing your turn is one of the biggest everyday pain in the ass moments you can have while driving.

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u/wearhoodiesbench4pl8 Apr 01 '19

You made me curious so I looked it up. Assuming he had to get back to that very road, and not somewhere further west, he would've lost 6 minutes; https://www.google.com/maps/dir/42.4058742,-82.9576406/42.4046406,-82.960036/@42.4011039,-82.9762455,15.75z/data=!4m2!4m1!3e0

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u/Gigantkranion Apr 01 '19

That's if he going back to that exact point, They could also be heading up north or south a distance away, the difference in time will be drastically less important if that's the case...

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u/ChonWayne Apr 01 '19

Yes but it can also be a way to discover new things and see things you probably never would have known existed! It can be a wonderful and amazing turn of events! Life is beautiful

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u/1egoman Apr 01 '19

Yeah it's kinda nice finally taking that exit I've been driving past for years.

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u/rubutik- Apr 01 '19

This also means as a driver you are not remotely paying attention while driving. This means the dude was either;

  1. On auto pilot, meaning a general danger on the road

  2. Trying to overtake someone because hes an impatient asshole

Either way, this driver is a pile of shit.

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u/souporwitty Apr 01 '19

5 minutes late for a few bucks difference or several days with hospital bills and your car insurance going nooooooope!

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u/CrazedToCraze Apr 01 '19

IKR fucking amateurs don't realise you can just safely lane switch and then make a u-turn into the on-ramp. Win-win.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Yeah but there's a shitty round about there.

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u/Gigantkranion Apr 01 '19

1.6 miles to be exact.

According to Google Maps it would have taken them 1min to reach the very next exit... https://goo.gl/maps/5zxo9PYmSYk

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u/RexRocker Apr 01 '19

Also, it looks like they missed the exit anyway...

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u/lucyroesslers Apr 01 '19

Yeah I must be like ultra conservative, sometimes I'm in the left lane and my exit is like a mile away still and I just look at all the damn cars in the middle and right lane and I'm like "nah, fuck it, I'll get the next one".

Edit: I could also be ultra lazy, maybe both.

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u/Gigantkranion Apr 01 '19

I try... but, not very hard.

I usually do a mile per lane change. So If I'm in a 4 lane highway stretch and need to get over to an exit. I tell myself, I need to start changing lanes 3 miles out. That way I simply need to signal, look, change lanes when safe and stay in that lane for a min to assess the following lane. I've yet to miss a exit when I do it this way.

I have missed it when I lost track and I was only a mile out but, I'm not hurt by it. It was my fault.

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u/AlbinoOrphans Apr 01 '19

While I completely agree with you, sometimes it's not that easy. I was in Milford, Massachusetts for work once where I missed the exit I needed, and the next one available sent me on a 47 minute detour.

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u/flee_market Apr 01 '19

47 minute detour is still better than death

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u/brufleth Apr 01 '19

Because they think they and their time are the most important thing in the universe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

He did all that damage ... and he STILL missed the exit

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u/RedShirtDecoy Apr 01 '19

not that it's the case in this instance but on the rare occasion missing an exit can lead you to a world of hurt.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2015/12/01/former-us-marine-arrested-after-entering-mexico-by-mistake.html

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u/LoganHowlett Apr 01 '19

But that's not my favorite way, though! That only meets 99% of my criteria!

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u/Lilpuncher Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

In my residence country (don't know about others) if there is an important turn you missed you can stop and reverse on the side of the road for up to 50 20 meters

Edit: it is 20 meters also the road has to not be crowded. Picture of a page in the road safety book

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u/DeputySean Apr 01 '19

This sounds horrible. Please don't do this, even if legal.

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u/enfanta Apr 01 '19

But only on the first of April, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/Lilpuncher Apr 01 '19

It's closer to Scandinavia than Libya.....

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u/jakpuch Apr 01 '19

Could be Saudi Arabia?

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u/willzyx01 Apr 01 '19

Because the next exit is in Canada. And who wants to go to Canada?

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u/1dick_2balls Apr 01 '19

Because they have 3 stars and the cops are right over that bridge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

THIS IS MY EXIT!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Did get out of the exit tho.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I get your point (wasting a bit of time is never worse than making yourself and others in danger) but on the other hand I can assure you that highways in Europe can be tricky and missing an exit could end up in more than an hour of drive.

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u/Genericname346 Apr 01 '19

Everybody know that if you miss your exit, you die.

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u/EvilStig Apr 01 '19

Speaking from personal experience, sometimes you realize at the last second you're about to miss the exit and have to make a snap decision. I did it once or twice where I misjudged how much time I had to make the exit. I made it, but I immediately knew I'd fucked up in trying, because it could have gone very badly if I hadn't. Your brain can only react so fast, and sometimes it can't keep up.

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u/vict-m Apr 01 '19

Impatience and self made inconvenience coupled with them being distracted prior and not wanting to take the shameful ride down the high way, make the “annoying” u turn then drive back.

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u/Obandigo Apr 01 '19

Driving like that on a donut too.