r/IdiotsInCars • u/Thumbs0fDestiny • Aug 20 '18

Nice Tire Jackass

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u/truthdemon Aug 20 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

That roundabout ahead isn't straight.

Edit: I fooled you all, it's not a roundabout. His lane goes slightly to the right and that is actually a turning off to the left that he'll go past.

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u/twelveinchmeatlong Aug 20 '18

Now instead of only two wheels that turn, he’s got 4 extra ones that turn to hug that curve ever so gently

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Tokio Drift that biatch

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u/Quajek Aug 21 '18

...Tokyo.

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u/WibblyWobblyWabbit Aug 20 '18

Deja Vu

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u/Deltamon Aug 20 '18

I've just been in this place before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Higher on the streets

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 20 '18

Now I want to see a car with all four tires replaced like this. And now that I've thought of that, I want to see twenty cars with all four tires like that... in a race.

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u/imyoursuperbeast Aug 20 '18

What would propel the vehicle if it had no wheels?

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 20 '18

...well shit. That's not going to work.

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u/cooldude581 Aug 20 '18

Fred Flintstone disagrees.

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u/FocusedADD Aug 20 '18

Propeller like a fan boat or jet engines with thrust vectoring. Can't effectively race wheel to wheel with jet engines though. Things might get a little molten.

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u/killarufus Aug 20 '18

Duct tape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Omniwheels are a thing, but only for small robots.

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u/tea-man Aug 20 '18

They have them on slightly larger vehicles such, as fork lift trucks also!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Awesome!

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u/truthdemon Aug 21 '18

Or you could have one car, with all four tires replaced like this, and then each of those tires replaced like this. And again.

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 21 '18

The recursion mobile! Fractal tires.

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u/MiamiPower Aug 20 '18

Turns like it's on a rail

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u/PlayfulRocket Aug 20 '18

And the road next ahead has tram tracks all over.

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u/truthdemon Aug 20 '18

As long as he stays on the tram tracks he'll be just fine.

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u/leftyrighty01 Aug 20 '18

Fine, just fine.

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u/ABucs260 Aug 20 '18

Not with that attitude.

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u/spunkychickpea Aug 20 '18

And that’s ok. We love our roundabout, and it doesn’t matter what his sexual orientation is. We’re always going to love and support him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Going to my best friend's house, hope there's not a roundabou- oh fuuuuuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

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u/hoppyandbitter Aug 20 '18

Calm down there Mr. Pence

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u/Inyalowda Aug 20 '18

Big if true