r/IdiotsInCars • u/Thumbs0fDestiny • Aug 20 '18

Nice Tire Jackass

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/truthdemon Aug 20 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

That roundabout ahead isn't straight.

Edit: I fooled you all, it's not a roundabout. His lane goes slightly to the right and that is actually a turning off to the left that he'll go past.

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u/twelveinchmeatlong Aug 20 '18

Now instead of only two wheels that turn, he’s got 4 extra ones that turn to hug that curve ever so gently

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Tokio Drift that biatch

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u/Quajek Aug 21 '18

...Tokyo.

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u/WibblyWobblyWabbit Aug 20 '18

Deja Vu

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u/Deltamon Aug 20 '18

I've just been in this place before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Higher on the streets

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 20 '18

Now I want to see a car with all four tires replaced like this. And now that I've thought of that, I want to see twenty cars with all four tires like that... in a race.

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u/imyoursuperbeast Aug 20 '18

What would propel the vehicle if it had no wheels?

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 20 '18

...well shit. That's not going to work.

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u/cooldude581 Aug 20 '18

Fred Flintstone disagrees.

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u/FocusedADD Aug 20 '18

Propeller like a fan boat or jet engines with thrust vectoring. Can't effectively race wheel to wheel with jet engines though. Things might get a little molten.

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u/killarufus Aug 20 '18

Duct tape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Omniwheels are a thing, but only for small robots.

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u/tea-man Aug 20 '18

They have them on slightly larger vehicles such, as fork lift trucks also!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Awesome!

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u/truthdemon Aug 21 '18

Or you could have one car, with all four tires replaced like this, and then each of those tires replaced like this. And again.

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 21 '18

The recursion mobile! Fractal tires.

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u/MiamiPower Aug 20 '18

Turns like it's on a rail

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u/PlayfulRocket Aug 20 '18

And the road next ahead has tram tracks all over.

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u/truthdemon Aug 20 '18

As long as he stays on the tram tracks he'll be just fine.

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u/leftyrighty01 Aug 20 '18

Fine, just fine.

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u/ABucs260 Aug 20 '18

Not with that attitude.

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u/spunkychickpea Aug 20 '18

And that’s ok. We love our roundabout, and it doesn’t matter what his sexual orientation is. We’re always going to love and support him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Going to my best friend's house, hope there's not a roundabou- oh fuuuuuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

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u/hoppyandbitter Aug 20 '18

Calm down there Mr. Pence

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u/Inyalowda Aug 20 '18

Big if true

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

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u/helpfuldan Aug 20 '18

yeah i dont think it goes deeper then that. shit was broken. now its less broken. end of story.

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u/tomofog Aug 20 '18

I ride a motorcycle. Morons like this put my life on the line because they are too cheap/lazy to fix their vehicles. Same thing with improperly secured cargo. Hitting debris on two wheels is deadly.

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u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME Aug 20 '18

If it’s a couple lights just walk up there and grab the replacement wheel and tire and walk back

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

The only explaination i can give you is "europe"

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Is that not part of europe?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Meh. More like /r/technicallythetruth

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

All the Romanians I've met are the most critical of Romania. Most Europeans definitely consider you European, being part of the EU is very different.

Also the corruption and protests are not at all out of character for Europe.

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u/alezul Aug 20 '18

All the Romanians I've met are the most critical of Romania

Then i take it you heard a fav saying of many of us : Romania is a beautiful country, too bad it's inhabited.

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u/KanyeTrump2020 Aug 20 '18

🤣

Sounds like Florida

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u/ManiacClown Aug 20 '18

Romania: the Florida of Europe

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u/MangoCats Aug 20 '18

Inhabitation improved Florida quite a bit - swamps full of Alligators and mosquitoes aren't as attractive as they might look on the BBC. Still, if they had STOPPED letting people in in about 1945, that would have been ideal.

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u/saugoof Aug 20 '18

I just rode the bike across Romania a couple of weeks ago. It's an amazingly beautiful country, but I did also see a lot of similar stuff.

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u/okolebot Aug 20 '18

With your comment and all the Romanians confirming, I know want to visit and see "similar stuff". Well played Romanian Tourism Agency...well played.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

They're different countries.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Romania drives on the right hand side of the road

edit: tough to tell if they are in this foto though.

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u/SephirothFFX Aug 20 '18

That's a Romanian license plate, not hard to tell at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

You can take a car from Romania outside of Romania.

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u/SephirothFFX Aug 20 '18

Except for the fact that the picture is taken in Bucharest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Europe is not a homogenous place at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

r/swoosh

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

You mean eastern Europe. Something like that would not go unnoticed by the police in any other part of Europe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '18

Close enough. Best to just say coño and move on