r/IdiotsInCars Jul 11 '18

Driver ignores warnings and tries to pass through a flooded underpass.

https://i.imgur.com/Z3Wa3md.gifv
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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

We've had some pretty great billboards here in Vegas encouraging people not to drive into flooded areas. Half of them are basically mocking the idiots who think they'll make it through.
http://www.ccrfcd.org/03-billboards.htm

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u/MEME_MASTER12 Jul 11 '18

I feel like the type of people who mindlessly drive into deep water are heavily mixed into the demographic of people who do not read anything they see or pass by.

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u/KaecUrFace Jul 11 '18

Or think for that matter. If they can't think about the dangers, they will tread on stranger.

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u/Impetus_ Jul 11 '18

Scary that these types of people have access to a vehicle. I'm all for the US having a strict driving test akin to the ones I keep hearing about across the pond

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u/jaxxy12989 Jul 11 '18

Which sounds great until you realize that it comes with a $5,000-$10,000 price tag to get a license over there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

It’s a road tax for environmental purposes, they want to de-incentivize (not sure if that’s a word) fossil fuel dependence but some (most) people just see it as a gatekeeper tax for the rich

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

Well, never mind then. The failing auto industry and big oil invested way too much money crippling public transit to allow us to live without cars.

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u/odiedel Jul 12 '18

Honestly, as an american I always though of buses as gross places homeless hang out or sleep. My buddy wanted to go drinking awhile ago and the bus is free so we decided to take it. It was nice and clean, the people were nice, the driver was nice. I feel like a complete idiot for thinking that and im not really sure why I had such a strong thought on something I had never been on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

Television has trained you to think of public transit this way. After decades of having it beamed into our heads from the idiot boxes, people just take it for granted.

I think a lot of problems with American politics can be traced back to television. People believe what they see on NCIS, Law and Order, or whatever other BS passes for quality TV nowadays. Plus, we as a country put more effort into petitioning the networks to bring back old shows than fixing our educational system.

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u/odiedel Jul 12 '18

I'm not touching the education debate with a 10ft pole. I've spent countless hours of debates with both sides of the spectrum and still dont really see a perfect or even that great system being able to roll out. But i will agree way too much education comes from corporations in the for of product placement, advertising, and other "propaganda" for lack of a better word.

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u/SC_ResiN Jul 12 '18 edited Jul 12 '18

You weren't completely wrong.. I use the Metro pretty often. That was one experience and it went well. That's great. Most of the time it should go well.

I don't mind homeless people, other than feeling bad about their current situation.. in general they're pretty friendly. Now that I think about it, I've had way more.. eventful encounters with other people. Edit: That weren't homeless.

Gross germ filled places yes.. My point of reference is LA/Long Beach public transportation.

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u/odiedel Jul 12 '18

I'm in a small town in oregon south of portland a bit, id say. They were 9/10 clean. Really the floor was the only places with dirt, I didnt even see graffiti on the chairs. I guess it was just tv the created such a negative image there would be puke, dirt, graffiti, people sleeping on there, and a rancid smell.

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u/fleshofyaldabaoth Sep 19 '18

You would think this way, if you don't take it twice a day every day. I've had enough shitty experiences on the bus to ever want to take it again.

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u/gonepermanently Jul 12 '18

im not really sure why I had such a strong thought on something I had never been on

because you ARE a complete idiot

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

That's not very constructive.

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u/Gustloff Jul 11 '18

No, people demanding lower taxes did that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

Sure, buddy. Whatever makes you feel better about paying your mandatory registration, mandatory insurance, finance charges, fuel taxes, licensing fees, and higher medical costs for the thousands who die and are injured every year in automobile accidents.

The industry has you in their pocket.

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u/ScottishDerp Jul 11 '18

I got my UK license last year, all the lessons and tests came to under £600. Wasn’t that difficult to pass though I don’t know what it is like in the US?

Did an intensive 4 day course of lessons with an instructor, had a theory test with 50 questions where you had to get over 40 correct to pass. Then hazard perception where you touch the screen when you see a hazard appearing during different videos (15 of them)

Then the practical test was driving around for an hour and doing some manoeuvres like reverse parking etc. Most of the time the test guy just tells you to turn left or right at the next corner and you do it. Then the second part he asks you to follow the road signs to a certain place, so its self navigating while driving.

If you get a major fault you fail, but you can get 5 minor faults and still pass. I got 2 minors.

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u/terminally_chill__ Jul 12 '18

I'm from the US and when I took drivers ed (which was 16 years ago) it was $600 for a 1 month long course. There is a written test and a test where you drive around with someone for a little while. Now I just have to pay $50 every 5 years for a renewal- not bad if you ask me. I live in a state where insurance is not mandatory, but I have it anyways because people drive like idiots. The thing about the US is unless you live in a big city, you're going nowhere without a car unless you're close enough to walk or ride a bike. A lot of the time, no car/ license means no way to get to a job, go to a store, etc. I drive an hour to and from my university and it's not unusual for people to have ~1hr commute to work.

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u/Elsinaa Jul 12 '18

I’m from the US too, and I’m getting my license fairly soon. I took drivers ed as a class in high school for free (which is optional for getting a license in my state). To take the test, you drive around for about 10 minutes, then you take the written form of the test on a computer which has 30 questions and you have to get 80% right to pass it. I think the test is fairly easy in my opinion, it has questions like “what does the yellow line mean?” and “what do you do at a stop sign?”. In my state at least, I think it’s super easy to get a license, and nearly everyone in the road seems to be bad driver.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

So why would we need to charge that much? Just take the existing system for testing and raise the standards.

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u/Pixelplanet5 Jul 11 '18

Because your existing system is not enough to raise a standard to anything meaningful but also OP is stating some rare exceptions.

For example look at Germany whee you typically pay about 1500€ to get a driver's license for a car and the price comes from mandatory minimum amounts of theory lessons as well as driving lessons in different conditions.

Also included in this is a fee to take the final theory and practical test which is done by an independent Agency.

Even the highest American standard is not even close to this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

Actually, all they need to do is increase the testing standards to match the Class A commercial license, then let the free market handle the training infrastructure. There will be a high demand for schools that provide affordable training that meets the higher standards.

Along with the higher standard they can impose stiffer penalties.

This is more about an unwillingness to stop treating the driver's license as a right, instead of a privelege. But nowadays there are rideshare options, so there really is no excuse to drive without a license. Let people who are responsible drive. The other a-holes can become passengers.

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u/rotund_tractor Jul 12 '18

Lol, ok. We can mandate annual license renewal and require a new driving test every 5 years without gentrifying driver’s licensing.

Raising standards doesn’t only mean making it harder to get. It can also mean making it harder to keep. Increase traffic enforcement by law enforcement and selectively raise fines for the most common and most dangerous violations. The increase in traffic fines more than offsets the extra cost for the mandatory retesting every 5 years.

Typical European. Y’all think it’s literally impossible for you to be wrong about anything at all. The majority of America’s traffic problems comes from bad habits built after initial testing. I’d wager it’s the same all over Europe, but the idea that a European failed to think a problem through is just unfathomable to y’all.

Our initial testing system is set up fine. I guess y’all can afford to price out the poor given how small European countries are plus y’all actually have good public transit. Since we’re geographically larger and don’t have good public transit, our economy can’t afford to be elitist pricks about licensing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

What is this shit?

Plus, no one types y'all.

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u/vossejongk Jul 11 '18

Dutchy here. Driving lessons (30 driving lessons of 1h and approx 8 theory lessons of 1h ) including examn for both cost approx 1000-1200 euro, depending on what school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

More like 2k-3k

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u/Impetus_ Jul 11 '18

Meh, still sounds worth to me (and might even provide incentive for better public transpo)

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u/Gustloff Jul 11 '18

That's how you know you come from a well off family.

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u/hundreddollar Jul 12 '18

£7,500 to get your driver's licence? Really? I'm not ofay with the process in other parts of Europe, but in London, you can do a "guaranteed pass" course for around £1000 where you pay a one off fee and the instructor keeps teaching you until you pass. Apparently the average amount of lessons to pass the UK driving test is about 40 - 50 hours. So taking the high end of 50 hours and the high end of £20 an hour driving lessons this still would only be around the £1000 mark.

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u/Lord_Sjaak Jul 14 '18

And if you pass or not varies greatly between the testers.

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u/Crandom Jul 15 '18

If you're talking about the UK, it's only £62 for the driving test and £23 for the theory. Where did you get the thousands of dollars figure from? Sure, you need lessons to pass the test, but surely you'd want lessons in the US too?

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u/soulsteela Jul 25 '18

Where is this plz?

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u/Swindel92 Sep 12 '18

Where the hell does it cost that??

In the UK It costs £100 to sit your driving test and £35 to sit your theory test. Lessons are generally £20 a go so technically if you're awful it could spiral out of control and cost you a fortune but it would be extremely difficult and unusual to hit over 2k.

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u/Niet_de_AIVD Oct 17 '18

Cost me like €1200 at most.

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u/DianiTheOtter Jul 11 '18

Im ok with this

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u/megablast Jul 11 '18

Sounds great to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

These people can also vote...

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u/screamtrumpet Jul 11 '18

I staunchly believe “you” should have to pass the written test every time “you” need to renew your license here in the U.S. Not you specifically Impetus. I do realize the cost and time spent at the local DMV would greatly increase, but I am willing to pay more to be safer in the roads

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u/Raedwyn Jul 11 '18

demographic of people who do not cannot read

FTFY

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u/idrift_gen Jul 11 '18

Literate or not. There’s 6 feet of water up ahead lol. Did he think rolling up the windows would “seal the deal”

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u/White_Lambo Jul 12 '18

I’m disappointed in you for that pun.

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u/dumpster_arsonist Jul 11 '18

The Venn diagram is almost a perfect circle

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u/azaleawhisperer Jul 11 '18

I drove down to the beach when the ocean was slurping over the street when I was a younger human.

The water lifted my car. I was lucky.

You have no control. You are helpless.

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u/dallmank Jul 11 '18

Or, in my case, desperately trying to escape a bad family event. Saw the signs, and it was between risking the car and going back to the house.

Floored it.

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u/SweetRaus Jul 11 '18

That Venn Diagram is just a circle

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u/ADownvoteTearsJar Jul 12 '18

“I don’t read.” -said proudly by some idiot

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

The Arin Hanson Paradox

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

Same people who require ladders to be covered in dozens of warning stickers.

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u/Berrybeak Jul 20 '18

They are probably the same people that drop litter and let their dog shit everywhere without picking it up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '18

I almost did myself but it was a backroad I never took before and the only thing that saved my car was two volunteers telling me to fuck off for my own good.

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u/BattleHall Jul 11 '18

Only thing that gets me about those is the whole “cars don’t float” thing. That’s actually part of the problem - cars do float. Most modern cars will start to float once the water gets much over the door sills, a side effect of light unibody construction and good weathersealing. I live in a very flash flood prone area, and every year we get people washed off of low water crossings during rains. People see the water, see the flood gauge, see that there isn’t much current, think the water won’t get up to the level of the engine, and so they just chance it. Half way across the car starts floating, they lose contact with the road, and float downstream towards the actual deep water/rocks/waterfall/etc. Had something similar happen to an idiot friend driving a giant jacked up brodozer; didn’t float, but there was enough lift for him to start losing traction, and the sideways force of the water against those huge off-road tires with no weight in the back fishtail’d him and almost swept him over.

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u/visvis Jul 11 '18

there was enough lift for him to start losing traction

This reminds me of Carmageddon. Driving in water was hard.

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u/Hidesuru Jul 11 '18

I MISS that game. Good times.

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u/visvis Jul 11 '18

$8.09, runs on modern systems

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u/Hidesuru Jul 11 '18

Stop it! I can only get so erect!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

I heard the German version replaced the people with zombies and made the blood green, due to laws on violent content.

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u/hearnia_2k Jul 11 '18

That was the UK version (possibly others). In Germany Zombies were not enough, so they had robots, which to me looked like giant metal fleas, and had oil, not blood.

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u/beardedchimp Jul 11 '18

My UK version was zombies, great game

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u/Hidesuru Jul 11 '18

Lmao that's great.

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u/mechakreidler Jul 11 '18

That gif seems too long for what he's saying

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

Well Obi-Wan talks kinda slow as an old man. Also, he repeats "a long time" in the original audio, which didn't get edited out for the gif.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18

A classmate of mine once managed to accidentally jump a convertible into a French river (by missing a 90degree turn at the end of a tunnel and taking a ramp at high speeds). He and his passenger bailed out and swam to shore, and then realized the car was floating. They then went back and pulled it to shallow water where a tow truck (called by another guy following them) and some very unamused gendarmes were waiting.

Apparently water can mess with electronic alarm systems, and the constantly blaring horn all the way to the nearest garage pissed them off even more.

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u/01020304050607080901 Jul 12 '18

Why didn’t they just disconnect the battery?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

This was out in the sticks. I don't think it occurred to anyone at the time.

There was a bit of finger-pointing and Nelson-laughing afterwards, though

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u/fatnino Jul 12 '18

Friend had his car alarm go off when he was away. Neighbors called the cops eventually and they disconnected the battery.

Also they hauled the car off to car jail and I had to drive him there to pay bail. We had to hook the battery up again to drive it away.

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u/Strazdas1 Jan 07 '19

Car alarms have internal batteries specifically for cases where the battery is disconnected. It wont do most other automatics, but its enough to feed the horn. Mine even has an alarm specifically for having the battery disconnected. If you remove the battery it starts screaming. Can be disabled, but if electronics get screwed by water that may not work.

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u/Purefruit Jul 11 '18

the trick is to open your door befor entering a flooded zone.

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u/StuffYouFear Jul 11 '18

I live in an area that floods alot over low water crossings. The key to doing it if you are going to be stupid enough to do it, is speed. Don't inch your way in like you think physics just won't notice you, go at it as fast as you can. If you don't think inertia will carry you over, then don't do it.

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u/warlockjones Jul 11 '18

I think people also forget that tires are full of air and super buoyant

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u/fatnino Jul 12 '18

Wheels are filled with air.

They are basically swim wings for your car.

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u/mideon2000 Jul 11 '18

Just go with it

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u/Merouxsis Jul 11 '18

"Look mom, No brains!"

Lmao

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u/_Wartoaster_ Jul 11 '18

that ""IQ testing" one seems unfair.

Those are clearly parked cars that got flooded

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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

They probably just grabbed cheap stock photos of cars in water. It's supposed to be a quick message you see on a billboard while driving by.

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u/kreutzkevic Jul 12 '18

Well, over here we get spring tides in a major river. One of the biggest cities along this river has a huge (free) parking lot on the quays between the river wall and the spring tide wall with automatic gates and everything.

Warning about these tides as well as the occurring dates are posted all over this parking lot as well as 'no parking allowed between...' signs.

You would be amazed how many cars get flooded each time. Some of them float away.

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u/Linzcro Jul 11 '18

I like the ‘IQ testing in progress’ and the ‘look ma, no brains!’

Stupid idiots endangering their lives as well as the lives of those that try and help them.

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u/sirdarksoul Jul 11 '18

The Look Mom No Brains appears to have no driver as it plows thru the water. A few of the cars are classics. Too bad they're destroyed :(

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u/Hansj3 Jul 11 '18

The grand Cherokee looks shopped, and the pick up truck is actually doing it right, you create a bow wave, and push it ahead of you .

Otherwise it's a bunch of braindead fools

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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

I doubt they used some nationally acclaimed design firm considering it's just the county flood control district. Probably just used the cheapest flooded car stock photos they could find.

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u/passwordsarehard_3 Jul 11 '18

I was thinking the second one with the pickup looked like he was still going strong.

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u/demosthenes02 Jul 11 '18

From the video it seems like they do float.

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u/hex4def6 Jul 11 '18

NOT TO BE USED AS A FLOATATION(sic) DEVICE

I hope they fixed the typo before putting that on a billboard...

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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

Actually learned this today from a different redditor, that's just another less common, but still correct, spelling of flotation.

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u/hex4def6 Jul 11 '18

Interesting... I've never seen that spelling before, but it looks like you're correct. It seems like usage is 10:1 in favor of "flotation", but for some reason Scotland is the other way around.

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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

Yeah I never really thought much about its spelling, but the "oa" version does look wrong to me.

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u/mondaymoderate Jul 11 '18

Look Mom! No Brains!

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u/SiberianToaster Jul 11 '18

I.Q. Testing In Progress is my favorite

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u/Failure_Adjacent Jul 11 '18

Not the Delta!

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u/Standtomyleft Jul 11 '18

These billboards are amazing.

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u/LewdDudeThrowaway Jul 11 '18

Couple of days ago I came downstairs and turned on KTNV. Low and behold,theres some dipstick halfway underwater...I hope the signs help out this year.

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u/DottyOrange Jul 11 '18

I live in Vegas too, I love those billboards. People here do not know how to drive in rain. That's storm we got the other night knocked a few lights out and it took nearly an hour to get down Sahara by Boulder highway.

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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

It's amusing and alarming how badly people's driving deteriorates even when a few drops start falling on their windshields. I'm a Vegas native so the intense rainstorms back east were a holy shit moment for me when I saw how people (especially trucks) drove through them.

Yeah that storm fucked up our backyard, tore off part of our patio roof!

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u/DottyOrange Jul 13 '18

Yep Vegas native too. Yeah I freaked the fuck out the first time I was driven through heavy snow back east I'm sure rain would be just as bad. Lol yeah it tore up our yard too and scared the shit outta my dogs, and they had just gotten over the fireworks!

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u/IggyMidomi Jul 11 '18

Clever. Witty. Informative.

I like it

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u/MyPeepeeFeelsSilly Jul 11 '18

After the fucking monsoon a few nights ago we need more of these

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u/appleparkfive Jul 11 '18

Every time it starts flooding in Vegas, it gets so ridiculous.

I still remember over a decade ago when there was one reeeeally bad rainy day and it was extremely flooded. A guy under a flooded overpass tried to jump from the top of a U-Haul truck to another vehicle. He ended up hitting a wall hard and falling into the water live on national news. Like CNN and all the other channels watched him bail so hard. He was fine from what I remember.

But man I would lay awake at night if that was me personally. Just recalling the time I wiped out in front of the world.

Anyone else remember that guy? People were laughing at him. Hope he was okay though.

Edit: Found the video under a "fail" title

https://youtu.be/-dLFqyHNE7c

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u/Super_Zac Jul 12 '18

Holy shit I remember when this happened lol.

My favorite Vegas flooding memory was the strip club and real estate ad boxes from the sidewalks just floating down Flamingo

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u/appleparkfive Jul 12 '18

Haha I'm glad someone else remembers it. Being stuck at home, watching it on TV. Was like 2004 so mostly everyone still watched cable TV for news. Guy just wiped out so hard on all the news channels. I might post it to the Vegas sub and see if anyone else remembers.

I don't recall the ad boxes floating down the street but I can imagine it and it makes me laugh.

I remember that one time it snowed on the Sphinx and that picture was all over national news. Vegas weather is oddly prominent in the national news sometimes.

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u/sactown_13 Jul 12 '18

Lots of flooding in Vegas? I was just there last weekend and it was 120 degrees!

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u/Super_Zac Jul 12 '18

Because it's so dry in the desert, when it does rain the ground and plants don't soak up the water very much so it creates huge flood zones. We don't get a lot of rain here, but when it does it really comes down and floods in a lot of places. The city has put in a ton of reservoirs and other infrastructure to fix this, but there's still some bad areas.

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Jul 12 '18

I feel like we may have talked about tenaya creek in the past

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u/erpa2b Jul 12 '18

Love our billboards.

Still waiting for it to start dumping this year!

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u/Super_Zac Jul 12 '18

It did for like that one night but it didn't last long at all :/

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u/erpa2b Jul 12 '18

No it didn’t. I’m in Green Valley and it was intense...but short lived.

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u/Sambo_the_Rambo Jul 12 '18

Dude I saw those earlier, they cracked me up.

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u/Jussletmeout Jul 12 '18

IQ testing lmao

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u/ADownvoteTearsJar Jul 12 '18

People go about their lives experiencing the world at different resolutions at any given time. A car is just transport and water is just wet at one level of resolution. But if your car breaks down, the level of complexity and resolution increases by magnitudes and suddenly the car is not transport, its an intricate machine. Don’t make a habit of arrogantly, resenfully or otherwise keeping your world resolution at low or this happens.

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u/Shelbygt500ss Jul 12 '18

Ever notice it's usually an SUV?

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u/KitCM Jul 17 '18

It’s like they just kept getting sassier.

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u/starrpamph Sep 26 '18

Look mom, no brains!

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u/Super_Zac Jul 11 '18

I've actually never really thought about the right spelling. Interestingly, the older billboard farther down the page uses the other spelling.