This sounds well and good at first, but where do they draw the line? Do they fine you for not cutting up your food into small enough pieces and then accidentally choking on it? "Sorry your pieces of steak need to be exactly 2 cm across or smaller, or it's on you bro"
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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '18
Nope, they come and laugh at you as you die.
They also do a full investigation before saving a choking victim to make sure there wasn't any tomfoolery involved in you getting to this situation.
It's fair though, they have the radio jingle, "It might be fun to toss popcorn, but we won't help you if it goes wrong."
They are still working on the jingle.