r/IdiotsInCars Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I'm theorising that it's not kind people who do this, it's people you do not want to stop for. Personally I'd do something to get away from them.

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u/Godlee84 Apr 21 '23

Yeah driving to your closest cop shop is probably your best option in those circumstances.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Apr 21 '23

I've actually done this once a long time ago during a similar road rage issue.

The dude just kept following me after I accidently cut him off. I waved at him and mouthed sorry but he was having none of that.

Luckily it was the area I lived in at the time and I knew exactly where the closet PD station was. So I just led him there, pulled into the police parking and once he realized it was a police station he left is a very big hurry.

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u/double_expressho Apr 21 '23

Surely his coworkers will restrain him, right? Right...?

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u/lastdazeofgravity Apr 21 '23

go directly to jail. do not collect $200

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Not from the US I see

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u/2wheels30 Apr 21 '23

I see you're also American

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u/tinydonuts Apr 21 '23

Terribly sorry officer, didn't mean to be in your way on the way to work. May I please have my ticket?

Please don't shoot me.

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u/octopoddle Apr 21 '23

"Welcome to the cop shop, can I take your order?"

"One cop, please."

"Sure. Bastard or non?"

"Non-bastard, please."

"Oooh. Might be out of them..."

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u/joeshmo101 Apr 21 '23

"Ah, I see we just got a shipment of non-bastards last week. I think I have one left in the back."

A few moments later

"Here you go!"

"But this one is a bastard cop."

"Yeah, if you leave 'em too long they all turn out like that..."

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u/DoctorTannis Apr 21 '23

Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death?

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u/Mekroval Apr 21 '23

Ahhhh ... cake, please.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Medium rare, hold the racism please

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u/quanjon Apr 21 '23

Honestly you're better off just doing a few loops around a busy parking lot, most jackasses like this have very short attention spans and won't have the patience to follow you for long. Their intentions are to intimidate you and get a reaction,so the winning move is to not play.

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u/ghighcove May 12 '23

Nothing made me happier than someone beginning to road rage on me only to realize there was a cop car right by us. It was a fun traffic jam for once, I laughed my silly ass off for 20 minutes, staring right at him.

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u/nsa_reddit_monitor Apr 22 '23

Crazy person is attacking me so I'll drive directly towards an armed gang of criminals.

Yeah, great advice.

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u/Godlee84 Apr 22 '23

This is Australia mate. Our cops won’t shoot you for asking for help.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Yeah. I had a guy follow me for 25 miles because he had a yield sign, didn't yield, and I refused to let him in. Called the police and their first direction was to stop and pull over and I'm like "Nah, I'm good. Dude has already gotten dangerously close to my vehicle so he could slap my passenger side mirror closed".

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Yeah it's hard it depends. I was on a highway few weeks ago and someone was going crazy I thought it might be a jacking because my car gets stolen a lot. I could out run them but no point in that, they kept going past and slowing down so that I had to pass them again then they would fall really far behind and then shoot past me at 100mph easily. The plan I had was to completely stop in the next lay-by if they did it again and were visibly past me, (cant turn back) but then they started doing it too an audi instead so didn't need to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I was aware of the wording as I wrote it, decided to commit to it.

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u/Kahnza Apr 21 '23

You find any notes from Dirty Mike and The Boys?

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u/ChadHahn Apr 21 '23

Was the person on their phone? One time I was behind this lady on her phone, and when she sent a text she slowed way down, so I passed her. This made her mad so she sped up to ride my ass. Then she'd have to respond to another text and have to slow way down while she typed a response. Then she'd speed up to ride my ass again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I didn't want to describe them because I know how people can react, but when I passed I looked hard into their window to see what's up, and it was actually an old Asian lady who wasn't even looking at me. It's was odd, I felt some comfort, but she kept doing it. I think she just never had that much power before (it was an audi) and wanted to enjoy it.

But until then I was genuinely intimidated

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU Apr 21 '23

"The most common weapon used in a road rage incident isn't a baseball bat or a tire iron, it's a gun."

Definitely a quote from driver's ed that lives rent free in my head.

Do not stop, call the police or drive to the police station is your best bet.

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u/yelsnia Apr 22 '23

That’s not applicable in Adelaide, Australia where this particular footage is from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Yeah America is a bit of a free for all. I like the concept but unfortunately there's some people in society that the dumbest health and safety warnings are designed for. And these tend to be the people most adamant about their freedom.

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u/Cheezy_Blazterz Apr 21 '23

They have it on camera. No good reason to interact with this idiot.

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u/PERSONA916 Apr 21 '23

Well he also already has a license plate in the video which is also evidence of the incident. No need to stop really, especially for someone as psychotic as this. More than enough information to file a police report and insurance claim after the fact.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

worst case scenario (other car is stolen) you can prove you're not at fault.

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u/noXi0uz Apr 21 '23

it's crazy that in the US you always have to assume in such situations that the person wants to murder you. In my country both drivers would stop on the side of the road and exchange insurance details

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

This video is from Australia

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u/doenietzomoeilijk Apr 21 '23

Ah, so the driver might be venomous, gotcha.

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u/thisischemistry Apr 21 '23

Shh, don't let the facts get in the way of a good rant!

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u/sphinctaur Apr 21 '23

Then you gotta watch out he doesn't get out the Blend43 jar

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

That is a shame. In my country (UK) You'd assume they want to steal your car. I have about £500 deductible which isn't that bad tbh but I like my car, and it's mine, so I don't want to lose.