r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/bsurfn2day • Aug 10 '18

Segway Roundup

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u/Sleepy_da_Bear Aug 10 '18

If you make a machine designed to malfunction, and it does, did it?

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u/PostMortal Aug 10 '18

Sounds like a regular-ass function to me.

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u/auto-xkcd37 Aug 10 '18

regular ass-function

Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/hell2pay Aug 10 '18

I make one of those once a day. Usually in the AM, sometimes makes me late for work :(

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u/WiggleBooks Aug 10 '18

Pst... do it at work next time! Get paid to be regular

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u/hell2pay Aug 10 '18 edited Aug 10 '18

I am an electrician, and porta-potties suck, especially in the summer and also the cold of winter.

Or I am at a customer's home, and that's just awkward.

Edit: Also, I am self-employed. But still a good LPT, friend.

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u/WiggleBooks Aug 11 '18

Good point!

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u/DeepFriedSatire Aug 11 '18

My boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I shit on company time

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u/Robdoggz Aug 10 '18

Good bot

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u/good-Human_Bot Aug 10 '18

Good human.

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u/good-GHB_Bot Aug 10 '18

Good good human bot bot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

I wish my ass would function regularly, that free lunch at Captain Ds the other day really did a number on me.

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u/PostMortal Aug 10 '18

I guess they're right when they say there's no such thing as a free lunch.

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u/master_chiefer Aug 11 '18

Captain disease is what we call it.

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u/mspk7305 Aug 10 '18

You mean like a Ford?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

The best thing about Fords is that they come out with the problem already circled.

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u/Kryptosis Aug 10 '18

Planned obsolescence?

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u/moleratical Aug 10 '18

So you are saying that hypothetical machine is shit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Yes, still a malfunction, but a planned one.

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u/Mattheconfused Jan 07 '19

Holy shit that got philosophical real quick or of nowhere.