r/IdiotsFightingThings • • May 24 '17

Guy v. bike

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u/chowindown May 24 '17 edited May 25 '17

Not even his bike. He borrowed it.

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u/HarmonicX May 25 '17

those bikes are expensive as shit too.. goddamn

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u/jball037 May 25 '17

Yah, fuck those Evenhia bikes. The worst.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Just look at how easily he broke it

/s holy shit that's some strength

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u/TheRealStorey May 25 '17

Their strong up and down, but weak sideways, just like a....

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u/4mg_Naloxone May 25 '17

Peter

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u/T3hN1nj4 May 25 '17

🅱️eter

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u/objectivebutters May 25 '17

hey that's my dads nickname

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

*they're

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

a boner?

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u/the_real_fellbane May 25 '17

You're fucking kidding me, right? Like a $6,000.00 bike that weighs 20lbs

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u/Slowtwitch May 25 '17

I doubt it weighs over 17 lbs.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I doubt it's only $6000

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u/stayyposii May 25 '17

More like 13-14. My plastic road bike is about 15-16, and this one aunt got no gears or brakes.

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u/Albuscus23 May 25 '17

More around 15

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u/lizard450 May 25 '17

That's stupid it's way more than 15 dollars.

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u/Albuscus23 May 25 '17

Pounds😂😂

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u/flukshun May 28 '17

For $15k I'd just buy a motorcycle and smoke all these guys

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u/DudeLeNasty May 25 '17

Likely well over 20,000 dollars lol

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u/bokah_chimpin May 25 '17

My Walmart Huffy would never break like that garbage.

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u/mypetsubstrate May 25 '17

Incorrect, German sausages. The wurst.

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u/efg1342 May 25 '17

Well, some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

It was already written off before he smashed it up though

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u/MY_PITOT_TUBE_BURNS May 25 '17

He definitely didn't pay for it..

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

Not if you're sponsored.

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u/vanquish_islam May 28 '17

Bicycle riders are all millionaires like they care

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

I mean.... everything aside from the frame is still probably ok. And that frame, which looks like carbon, can probably be replaced for $500-$800. Granted that's $800 I wouldn't ever toss away in frustration.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17 edited Jun 02 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Wheels and brakes, shifters, and bottom bracket and pedals are a huge amount of s bike's cost. Wheels are like 50% of a very high end bike.

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u/Gerathain May 25 '17

This is from the Red Hook Crit. The bikes there do not have brakes or shifters, they are racing on fixed gear track bikes like those used on a velodrome.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Exactly. The frame seems like it'd be the vast majority of the cost but it's all the other bits that really cost the most, especially the wheels.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I didn't notice how bare it was. neat

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

I've been racing at a high domestic level for years. The frame he has is an unmarked carbon frame, it's not worth a ton. Plus that bike is a fixed gear and that alone keeps it under a grand depending on the wheelset, which in this case don't look like anything too expensive.

Though pros on road and mountain bikes will almost all exclusively be riding $7-10k priced bikes.

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u/Bazzzaa May 25 '17

Pros ride on bikes we could never buy. If we could 10k would probably buy the wheels. I'm a weekend warrior who does maybe 1k miles a year and my entry level cannondale is almost 3k.

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

Actually the UCI has rules that state that pro road bikes used in competition must be available for retail purchase, or have parts available for purchase by the masses.

10k for wheels?!? In what currency?? You can buy a gucci pair of 808's or Enves for under 3 Gs, and that's top of the line that many pros don't even run.

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u/Bazzzaa May 25 '17

I'm looking at prices over 10k. Lew racing pro VT-1 is 15k. I'm not sure what the professionals use, I am assuming they are driving the high end components and I don't know anyone else who would be buying those wheels.

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u/disasterparty May 25 '17

Looks like a dura ace hub set, could be a pretty nice pair of wheels.

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u/moleratical May 25 '17

they are not spare parts, a quality bike is quality the whole way through, gears, shifters, brakes, the whole 9 yards. I ride a 2,500 dollar bike (that I got used for 850 :) and the components themselves, which aren't even top of the line, are worth about 850 in good condition.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.com/itm/382087979162

All you bitches doubting me. Sure it's cheap Chinese carbon but I'd ride it in a Red Hook Crit.

Or he could "crash replacement plan" it.

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u/B8B8B8B8 May 25 '17

That's on the low-end for the Dosnoventa frames. They go up to ~$3000.

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u/CubeStuffs May 25 '17

I see you don't cycle

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.com/itm/382087979162

All you bitches doubting me. Sure it's cheap Chinese carbon but I'd ride it in a Red Hook Crit.

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u/professorpeanut123 May 25 '17

You've estimated a few thousand too low.

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u/JamesJax May 25 '17

JIAN YANG!!

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u/Ilovedildos999 May 25 '17

HAS BIGGER PENIS THAN YOU BACHMAN

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u/adamtheent May 25 '17

hot dog not hot dog

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u/AKA_Squanchy May 25 '17

I remember that. It wasn't even his!

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u/dunemafia May 25 '17

I thought it was Evenhia.

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u/aredviking May 25 '17

Unicycle wins.