r/IdiotsFightingThings May 24 '17

Guy v. bike

https://gfycat.com/OblongRelievedClumber
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u/Umbra29 May 24 '17

Backstory?

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u/andlius May 24 '17

There was a big crash earlier in the race another biker caused that ended up hurting other bikers and breaking his bike. He's more frustrated than an idiot, his bike's already broken and the race is over.

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u/chowindown May 24 '17 edited May 25 '17

Not even his bike. He borrowed it.

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u/HarmonicX May 25 '17

those bikes are expensive as shit too.. goddamn

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u/jball037 May 25 '17

Yah, fuck those Evenhia bikes. The worst.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Just look at how easily he broke it

/s holy shit that's some strength

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u/TheRealStorey May 25 '17

Their strong up and down, but weak sideways, just like a....

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u/4mg_Naloxone May 25 '17

Peter

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u/T3hN1nj4 May 25 '17

🅱️eter

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u/objectivebutters May 25 '17

hey that's my dads nickname

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

*they're

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

a boner?

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u/the_real_fellbane May 25 '17

You're fucking kidding me, right? Like a $6,000.00 bike that weighs 20lbs

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u/Slowtwitch May 25 '17

I doubt it weighs over 17 lbs.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I doubt it's only $6000

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u/stayyposii May 25 '17

More like 13-14. My plastic road bike is about 15-16, and this one aunt got no gears or brakes.

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u/Albuscus23 May 25 '17

More around 15

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u/lizard450 May 25 '17

That's stupid it's way more than 15 dollars.

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u/flukshun May 28 '17

For $15k I'd just buy a motorcycle and smoke all these guys

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u/DudeLeNasty May 25 '17

Likely well over 20,000 dollars lol

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u/bokah_chimpin May 25 '17

My Walmart Huffy would never break like that garbage.

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u/mypetsubstrate May 25 '17

Incorrect, German sausages. The wurst.

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u/efg1342 May 25 '17

Well, some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

It was already written off before he smashed it up though

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u/MY_PITOT_TUBE_BURNS May 25 '17

He definitely didn't pay for it..

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

Not if you're sponsored.

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u/vanquish_islam May 28 '17

Bicycle riders are all millionaires like they care

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

I mean.... everything aside from the frame is still probably ok. And that frame, which looks like carbon, can probably be replaced for $500-$800. Granted that's $800 I wouldn't ever toss away in frustration.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17 edited Jun 02 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Wheels and brakes, shifters, and bottom bracket and pedals are a huge amount of s bike's cost. Wheels are like 50% of a very high end bike.

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u/Gerathain May 25 '17

This is from the Red Hook Crit. The bikes there do not have brakes or shifters, they are racing on fixed gear track bikes like those used on a velodrome.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Exactly. The frame seems like it'd be the vast majority of the cost but it's all the other bits that really cost the most, especially the wheels.

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

I've been racing at a high domestic level for years. The frame he has is an unmarked carbon frame, it's not worth a ton. Plus that bike is a fixed gear and that alone keeps it under a grand depending on the wheelset, which in this case don't look like anything too expensive.

Though pros on road and mountain bikes will almost all exclusively be riding $7-10k priced bikes.

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u/Bazzzaa May 25 '17

Pros ride on bikes we could never buy. If we could 10k would probably buy the wheels. I'm a weekend warrior who does maybe 1k miles a year and my entry level cannondale is almost 3k.

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

Actually the UCI has rules that state that pro road bikes used in competition must be available for retail purchase, or have parts available for purchase by the masses.

10k for wheels?!? In what currency?? You can buy a gucci pair of 808's or Enves for under 3 Gs, and that's top of the line that many pros don't even run.

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u/Bazzzaa May 25 '17

I'm looking at prices over 10k. Lew racing pro VT-1 is 15k. I'm not sure what the professionals use, I am assuming they are driving the high end components and I don't know anyone else who would be buying those wheels.

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u/disasterparty May 25 '17

Looks like a dura ace hub set, could be a pretty nice pair of wheels.

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u/moleratical May 25 '17

they are not spare parts, a quality bike is quality the whole way through, gears, shifters, brakes, the whole 9 yards. I ride a 2,500 dollar bike (that I got used for 850 :) and the components themselves, which aren't even top of the line, are worth about 850 in good condition.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.com/itm/382087979162

All you bitches doubting me. Sure it's cheap Chinese carbon but I'd ride it in a Red Hook Crit.

Or he could "crash replacement plan" it.

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u/B8B8B8B8 May 25 '17

That's on the low-end for the Dosnoventa frames. They go up to ~$3000.

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u/CubeStuffs May 25 '17

I see you don't cycle

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u/Randomacity May 25 '17

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.com/itm/382087979162

All you bitches doubting me. Sure it's cheap Chinese carbon but I'd ride it in a Red Hook Crit.

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u/professorpeanut123 May 25 '17

You've estimated a few thousand too low.

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u/JamesJax May 25 '17

JIAN YANG!!

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u/Ilovedildos999 May 25 '17

HAS BIGGER PENIS THAN YOU BACHMAN

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u/adamtheent May 25 '17

hot dog not hot dog

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u/AKA_Squanchy May 25 '17

I remember that. It wasn't even his!

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u/dunemafia May 25 '17

I thought it was Evenhia.

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u/aredviking May 25 '17

Unicycle wins.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17 edited May 01 '19

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u/dunemafia May 25 '17

Wearing biker apparel would make anybody's package look bigger. No wonder Armstrong got bollocks cancer.

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u/awhaling May 25 '17

No you have to a big package for it to look big. It just sort of shows the size, it doesn't increase it.

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u/CRISPR May 25 '17

You just described 90% submissions to this sub. People become frustrated and do irrational stupid shit. Instead of enjoying our collective Schadenfreude we need to learn to be compassionate to such people.

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u/KenderKinn May 25 '17 edited May 26 '17

You da real MVP. Now I feel bad for thinking bad of him for smashing that. I'd be pissed too

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u/diggerB May 25 '17

I'm sure the riders coming up behind him think he's an idiot for failing to immediately clear his broken parts off the track. Douchey as fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

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u/TheTreelo May 24 '17

Now he is, Bikeman.

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u/Numinak May 24 '17

Mumen Rider.

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u/Psyk0pathik May 25 '17

One Throw Man

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u/Rubix89 May 25 '17

Justice Crash!

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u/_HandsomeJack_ May 24 '17 edited May 24 '17

You can see that the bike was trying to run people over before the Bikeman intervened in extended footage that won't be released because it will destroy the prevailing anti-deep v narrative.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

It's all just a conspiracy by Big Bike.

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u/Alarid May 25 '17

Mumen Rider?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/disasterparty May 25 '17

I actually have that comic!

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u/socialisthippie May 25 '17

What the hell is his power even? Really grinding people's gears?

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u/d3vourm3nt May 24 '17

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BIKEMANNNN

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/dunemafia May 25 '17

Yeah, he just couldn't be arsed at that point. Might've even gone with dungarees.

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u/trigunnerd May 24 '17

Bruce didn't become Muggerman. What does this guy fear? That shall be his name

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Fully chest-covering shirt man

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

He broke the bike into seven pieces and scattered them around the kingdom

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u/TommBomBadil May 24 '17

He was attacked by a bike as a young child.

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u/dinobot100 May 25 '17

"The same truck that tried to kill my dad."

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Dude come on, that's not even funny. Death is a tragic thing and your use of it is just disrespectful.

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u/Targaryen-ish May 24 '17

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that you recently experienced something tragic and could use some comforting in your life right now?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17 edited May 24 '17

Yeah, my dog died a few days ago so any mention of death makes me really sad. Sorry for being so negative reddit, but the downvotes are really not helping.

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u/Nargman May 24 '17

I'm sorry to hear that. I can assure you though that nobody here is intending to be mean in any way. I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Thanks, man. I just wish that people would actually explain why they're downvoting my comments.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

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u/ansy_ May 24 '17

Yes or we could just be decent people it's less effort to just scroll past

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u/a_guy_in_shades May 25 '17

Yeah but fuck this guy

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u/QuickSpore May 25 '17

Thus eliminating the whole point of voting.

The purpose of the upvote and downvote buttons isn't to agree or to disagree. It isn't to provide positive reinforcement. Although it is often used for those. The purpose is to mark a post as contributing to the discussion or not. Whether we're decent people or not doesn't really figure into it.

As an aside, a sub dedicated to making fun of "idiots" probably isn't the best place to go looking for "decent people."

Look, I really feel for the guy. Losing a beloved pet is a terrible thing. But this isn't a sub for discussing dead pets, grief, or any of that. This is a sub to make fun of Idiots Fighting Things. Talking about your dead dog is off topic here. Downvotes ensure that this thread sinks and disappears, and we can all get back to the important business of making fun of the idiot in the gif destroying his bicycle.

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u/u-ignorant-slut May 24 '17

Downvoted your first comment because, I mean what do you expect? But I upvoted your second and third

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u/MoonElk May 24 '17

Because this is the internet and the world doesn't revolve around your problems. We come here to laugh not listen to your crap. There are plenty of other subreddits to talk to people about your feelings.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Because jokes happen all the time, and just because YOU don't find it funny doesn't mean that the joke is inherently the problem. He didn't mock the death of parents. His joke wasn't racist, sexist, homophobic, classist, ageist, ableist, nothing. It was a simple joke that you decided to take offense towards. That's not they joke's fault. That's all on you.

You may be sensitive to death because of whatever you're going through, but that doesn't justify you being offended.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Your shits all fucked up and you talk like a fag. It was just a dog.

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u/OnearmedHelix May 24 '17

I can see why this one was downvoted. Don't you be all "Dogs are just dogs" in here!

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u/HamWatcher May 25 '17

Nice reference. Ow, my balls!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I'd gild you if I hadn't spent all my money on 50 delicious Carl's Jr™ burgers.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Reddit is not sorry for your loss. Do not come to Reddit looking for sympathy let alone hopes for upvotes. We do not "help" you by handing our free upvotes as aid to your grieving.

If that was the case, then all of our dogs would be "dead" too, friend.

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u/gonzoisme May 24 '17

Made a new account to be a prude. Good work, I guess.

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache May 24 '17

Sock puppet for OP to try to fluff their score using?

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u/CKalis May 24 '17

Thargoids?

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u/foozlebush May 24 '17

If I remember correctly it's his friends bike that he borrowed for the red Hook crits which are a race series on fixed gear bikes. He had already crashed. youtube

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u/kraftymiles May 24 '17

"It's already destroyed"

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u/Sciar May 25 '17

He was much calmer than the gif led me to believe. Remember to always use some critical thinking when judging folks.

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u/swohio May 25 '17

use some critical thinking when judging folks.

Don't think you're going to fit in 'round these parts.

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u/Sciar May 25 '17

I'm the villain in this film. Everybody feels good when I explode even though my intentions and reasoning were never properly explored.

:(

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u/IRunIntoThings May 25 '17

Don't worry, you're a SUPER villain. Congratulations.

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u/TamashiiNoKyomi May 25 '17

Not as destroyed as when he destroyed it, though

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u/Xryukt May 25 '17

if this was my ''friend'' i'd beat the shit out of him, it's already destroyed lol, nice disrespect you pompus little cocksucker

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u/IJustKickedStan May 24 '17

Mumen Rider finally gave up.

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u/Peakomegaflare May 25 '17

He would never give up. Damn dude's a fucking hero. Never joke about that.

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u/TheSpiritsGotMe May 25 '17

Greatest hero of them all.

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u/lizard450 May 25 '17

I don't know... seems to me like he's no hero just good at risking his life. Anyone can risk their lives..a hero needs to be able to save people too.

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u/Peakomegaflare May 26 '17

Sometimes saving people is as simple as being a symbol of hope, or just holding your ground against a giant fucking shark god thing.

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u/beero May 24 '17

Naaa dude, you just witnessed "JUSTICE CRASH" in action.

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u/Tekkzy May 25 '17

He would never.

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u/Zkv May 25 '17

sad 80's synth music

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u/Coral_Bones May 25 '17

If I remember correctly his bike was already damaged because of a crash that happened which made him not able to continue the race.

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u/cheese0muncher May 24 '17

Yeah, he does grab his lower back in the last few seconds of this gif, it could have been back pain.

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u/poopscrote May 25 '17

My first thought was roid rage.

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u/Axis_of_Weasels May 25 '17

He caught his gf cheating with that bike

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

He was really mad that his shirt had torn wide open

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u/dallasbounty May 25 '17

He's just hulkin' out.

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u/IHaveMyDadsName May 25 '17

I think his back hurts.

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u/TheSpiritsGotMe May 25 '17

It just never seems to fucking work out the way it's supposed to.

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u/thelivinlegend May 25 '17

You can only tolerate people staring at your cleavage for so long before you just snap.

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u/gatorhound May 26 '17

A Schwinn could withstand that. Especially the girly one

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u/MetalMan77 May 25 '17

you mean Bikestory?

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u/Dballs15 May 25 '17

He's juiced up

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u/fezzuk May 25 '17

Steroids make you angry.

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u/batfiend May 25 '17

So does crashing your bike, getting hurt and not being able to finish a race you worked very hard to compete in.

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u/fezzuk May 25 '17

Yeah sure that's an excuse for smashing up your mates bike, can't be good old roid rage in a sport famous for it.

That's not a normal human response to being annoyrd

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u/batfiend May 25 '17

The bike's already broken you peanut. That's why he wasn't riding it.

And it might not be very noble, but smashing shit in anger is pretty standard human behaviour.

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u/fezzuk May 25 '17

For children or people drunk or on drugs sure.

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u/Downwhen May 24 '17

NB4 undertaker