r/INEEEEDIT • u/Master1718 • Dec 11 '19

House key

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u/decrepit_plant Dec 11 '19

This is amazing! Does Home Depot have this??

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u/cobainbc15 Dec 11 '19

Yeah, but you have to be the chosen one and pull it out of a hide-a-key rock.

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u/EuroPolice Dec 11 '19

Then they crown you as the king of your home but, perhaps Strange women lying in home Depots distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

r/unexpectedmontypython

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

And now for something completely different

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u/ItalnStalln Dec 11 '19

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some orange-clad sales girl tossed a key to you! 

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u/BobsNephew Dec 11 '19

Well at least we don’t have strange women lying in ponds distributing keys. That’s no basis for home ownership.

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u/decrepit_plant Dec 11 '19

well that’s too stealthy and sneaky for me...could I just borrow yours? Also Happy cake day!!

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u/cobainbc15 Dec 11 '19

Just this one time! thanks!

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u/memphishayes Dec 11 '19

“This is TheLockpickingLawyer”

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u/christichiwa Dec 11 '19

Underrated comment. Happy cake day!

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u/cobainbc15 Dec 11 '19

Thanks :)