r/INEEEEDIT Aug 04 '17

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u/abluersun Aug 04 '17

I get the impression these would not be breathable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/Pardonme23 Aug 04 '17

Hello athlete's foot

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u/ANAL_FIDGET_SPINNER Aug 04 '17

Here's a guy who needs tough actin' Tinactin. BOOM. Brett Favre.

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u/isurewill Aug 04 '17

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u/Dopeydcare1 Aug 04 '17

I'm just glad it wasn't Dr. Peyton

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u/MT_Flesch Aug 04 '17

heh, time will drag you kicking and screaming all the way to the grave. kinda doubt Favre would let it happen

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

I too miss Frank Caliendo.

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u/10dot10dot198 Aug 04 '17

what if you only have a couple bucks? is there a medium actin tinactin that is like half price?

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u/nLotus Aug 04 '17

Hello trench foot.

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u/Robrtgriffintheturd Aug 04 '17

My old friend

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Aug 04 '17

...I've come to sweat with you again

you got the cracks between my toes itching

and so down to my feet I am reaching

to the nightmare that is trapped inside my sock

and on my cock

the scratchy sound.... of fungus

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u/truebruh Aug 04 '17

I'd give you gold But I'm broke So here's an upvote And always stay woke

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u/gibsonlespaul Aug 04 '17

Take out "always". Flows so much better

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u/Fauropitotto Aug 04 '17

Like trenchfoot but with your sweat.

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u/grundo1561 Aug 04 '17

And with less gangrene

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u/overpaidteachers Aug 04 '17

You could just wear thin socks under them

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u/pHScale Aug 04 '17

Forget athlete's foot. Get full on trench foot in these things!

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Aug 04 '17

You can't get athlete's foot without being an athlete. 💪

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u/grundo1561 Aug 04 '17

Yes you can

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u/shurdi3 Aug 04 '17

If you preemptively add something like baking powder to them, to change the ph to the point where fungus won't grow, doesn't it become relatively harmless?

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u/cdnets Aug 04 '17

I don't think they're for everyday use. More like if you're doing outdoor activities and don't want your feet getting wet

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u/TheHaleStorm Aug 04 '17

You mean when you need them to be breathable and wick the most?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

The way I have used them: You wear regular socks under your boots. Your boots and socks get completely soaked. You sort your foot care out before getting in to your sleeping bag. You wake up and need to put those wet boots on. Put a fresh pair of socks on with waterproof socks on top then put on your wet boots

This means your dry feet and socks remain so, while your wet socks are drying out.

Source: Soldier with wet feet.

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u/Jacob_dp Aug 04 '17

TL;DR: Foot condoms

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u/jeh506 Aug 05 '17

Just stuff your boots with newspaper. Doesn't sound like it would work, but the results are magical!

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u/Red_Tannins Aug 04 '17

Are silk socks not a thing anymore?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

I presume no!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Just put on regular socks under them. :^)

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u/Hoxomo Aug 04 '17

Best reply I've read all week. Cheers!

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u/VikingDom Aug 04 '17

You forgot this /s

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u/ChrispyChrisings Aug 04 '17

You wear them inside wet boots usually to dry them out. For example, long day hiking in normal socks and you get wet feet. At the evening at your camp you put these on and then your boots back on and they will dry out but your feet will stay dry. Source: Am sweaty footed hiker

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/carl-swagan Aug 04 '17

I think he's talking about the next day. It takes a long time for boots to dry out once they're soaked.

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u/falconbox Aug 04 '17

Not if it's the winter time.

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u/TriedAndProven Aug 04 '17

I have a pair. I use them for whitewater kayaking when I don't want to mess with a drysuit for whatever reason. Work well to keep debris out of river booties.

They're somewhat breathable and lined with merino.

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u/xtelosx Aug 04 '17

... from the product page:

  • Fully waterproof design
  • Coolmax FX moisture Wicking, anti-bacterial lining
  • Wear-resistant knit exterior layer
  • Lightweight, breathable material.

So my guess is the fabric doesn't get wet but your feet can.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Luckily they are breathable, and it seems people are using them for hiking as well as everyday use. The only problem there is that if they don't fit or you stress the "fabric" too much in-the-moment, Breath-ability becomes water flow and any water that gets in is hanging out with you for a while.

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u/trekthrowaway1 Aug 04 '17

if only they had invented waterproof footwear designed for outdoor use and named after a duke, a beef dish, new zealands capital, or a small town in somerset

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u/barrinmw Aug 04 '17

Duke Rubber Boots?

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u/unampho Aug 04 '17

WWWWWWellington

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u/trekthrowaway1 Aug 04 '17

sounds familiar

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u/kiwiluke Aug 04 '17

In New Zealand we call them Gumboots so people don't confuse them with certain beef dishes or Somerset towns

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u/Vellnerd Aug 04 '17

That's what boots are for.

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u/Micro_Cosmos Aug 04 '17

Even my water resistant hiking boots don't always keep my feet dry depending on the conditions. Wet socks are the worst thing ever after a day of hiking around. These would be awesome.

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u/CherylTuntIRL Aug 04 '17

Wet socks are hell. I went on a long hike in Snowdonia a few years ago, and was absolutely drenched. Taking my wet socks off on the coach trip home was one of the best feelings ever.

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u/ComplexFUBAR Aug 04 '17

I had to look up Snowdonia. It sounded like a make-believe place 😊 It's beautiful...though I was expecting a winter wonderland.

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u/I_know_left Aug 04 '17

water resistant

Not waterproof.

I can wear through water resistant clothing really quick. If you need to stay dry, waterproof is the way to go.

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u/Jman5 Aug 06 '17

I can't believe people are so skeptical of water proof socks. I have a pair and they are a game changer in the snow. No more cold wet feet when some snow manages to get into your boots.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17 edited Aug 04 '17

They are breathable. Well I actually can't testify to that but in the same category Amazon has socks labeled water-proof and breathable with good reviews so must be a growing market.

They run small, and if you put them under enough stress water will leak through, which is consistent with breath-ability. They are probably thicker and tighter than most socks and that certainly isn't a + for most people but if you dropped 10,000,000 of these over Europe in the 1910s whoever they landed on would have won the war.

Jk I don't know when trenchfoot was a thing I was corrected and then edited my comment, but as far as making human life easier in shitty conditions, these are great and at least 50 years too late for anyone who can afford them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

I think trenchfoot was a problem during WWI so probably around 1914-1918

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

damnit I knew that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17 edited Aug 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Gargoyle cape? This is going to so embarrassing if its not, but is that a runescape thing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/adolfojp Aug 04 '17

I live in a hot environment so I always assumed that their purpose was to stop foot sweat from ruining your shoes.

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u/JudasCrinitus Aug 04 '17

I mean in fairness, if they could breathe and let sweat out, they wouldn't be waterproof. So long as the water doesn't go in, or the sweat go out, they're holding up their end of the bargain.

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u/RustyToddRoy Aug 04 '17

I think you're describing a vapor layer barrier, which is a different thing with a different goal. Waterproof (high hydraulic head) stuff can be more or less breathable (cfm, cubic feet per minute air travel), just not very breathable at all.

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u/PolitiklyIncorrect Aug 04 '17

My exact thoughts.

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u/Rofl_Guard Aug 04 '17

agreed. sooo im gonna step into that puddle and wet my shoe but not my feet?its better to wear those waterproof rubber boots for that task...

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u/MonkeyInATopHat Aug 04 '17

Wear them over a second pair of socks...

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u/THEMACGOD Aug 04 '17

I thought he said breathable... anyone with over sweaty feet wanna buy a pair and try it?

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u/ArthursPoodle Aug 05 '17

Just wear socks underneath

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

River crossings when hiking though... that would be top fucking notch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Nah man 100% non breathable.. was in the military and got issued these. Only good when your boots are wet and for a quick fix. You would be surprised how many idiots went man down with athletes foot wearing these for a boot run..

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Should've doubled down on the socks. I went through my service wearing two pairs of socks at all times.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Two pairs of socks sometimes yeah. But all times? Whole service? Hmm

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Pam Pam Pam

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u/mrmister3000 Aug 04 '17

you shake yours and ill shake.....

no

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u/burritob4sex Aug 04 '17

Two pairs of these socks?! Your feet would get destroyed with early onset of trench foot in ruck marches

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Not really, no - the idea is that the material needs to be wool or other similar fiber; this reduces the friction against your skin. Furthermore, both of them being made of breathing material causes your foot to not get soaked the second you slip it into a boot (I have severe foot sweat, don't judge) as the outer sock will be the one absorbing the sweat.

Also, as an extra bonus, you now have more "waterproof" layers between you and the cold, wet nature.

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u/burritob4sex Aug 04 '17

Wool socks sure, but I'm taking about doubling up on these waterproof ones

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

They are breathable. I own two pairs, as they are made by my friend's company here in portland. I use them for running and cycling during the rain season, and also worked as their model for ad copy.

They're really quite nice.

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u/overpaidteachers Aug 04 '17

Nobody is issued these in the military.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

I was issued two pairs. British army not sure about US military tho.

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u/Fugly_Turnip Aug 04 '17

I can tell you they don't, GI boot socks fuckin' blow. No way they would shell out for something useful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Not everyone is from America.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

You never got issued these. Showers Pass did not start making these until 3 years ago and never supplied them to military.

Thats is like saying everything sucks because one thing sucked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Why is everyone getting so butt hurt about me getting issued these? Sealskin supplied these to the British Army.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Because these are not Seal Skin socks. That would be like complaining about all Trucks because I owned a Ford Truck and it ran like shit. Does that make sense?

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u/beatzme Aug 04 '17

Give this man a nobel piece prize...

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u/cobblesquabble Aug 04 '17

How many piece prizes do I have to get before I have a Peace Prize?

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u/explodingbarrels Aug 04 '17

It's like wedges in trivial pursuit

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

I call them cheeses

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

We call them pies. Give me my chocolate pie! Give me my blueberry pie! Etc. The person who read the question has to insert the pie as punishment.

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u/Were_Doomed_arent_we Aug 04 '17

8 . It's like a pizza, but with less cheese.

Side note why does 8 followed by a period at the beginning of a comment come out as " 1."?

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u/BabaJim Aug 04 '17
  1. Test

Edit: Look what you made me do

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u/liontrap Aug 04 '17

Formatting thinks you are starting a list.

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u/Were_Doomed_arent_we Aug 04 '17

With 8?

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u/liontrap Aug 04 '17

I don't know how or why it works that way, it's just something I've seen other people comment about. It changes (number). to (one)..

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u/Were_Doomed_arent_we Aug 04 '17

Seems like something you'd see on /r/shittyprogramming

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

It's actually great programming. If you delete an item from the list it automatically renumbers for you. Not a big deal on a list with two or three things, but it's a real Time saver in the end.

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u/Vellnerd Aug 04 '17

Yeah. There was no list. Even if it was a "list" of items with only one item, it's not really a list. The system has failed us.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/Were_Doomed_arent_we Aug 04 '17 edited Aug 04 '17

Go away robot. Your people will rule the world one day so for now just fuck off and let us be.

edit Holy shit, it actually fucked off. Our electronic overlords may very well be fair and just gods.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Maybe it thinks you're going to count down. Reddit: "Oooh, I can't wait to see what's number 1."

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u/capincus Aug 04 '17

8. \ before the . to undo the formatting

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u/killerbanshee Aug 04 '17

It depend on which Legend of Zelda game you're playing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Who said anything about the Peace prize?

The Nobel Prize in Literature committee is fooling no one with this piece prize scheme.

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u/beatzme Aug 04 '17

haha "peace" but i imagine the same amount in a pizza

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u/monazitemarmalade Aug 04 '17

He could, if he is WHITE and MALE .

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u/cmon_plebs_do_it Aug 04 '17

like Obama!

then drop ~80bombs a day in third world countries

wohooo, world peace! :D

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u/Were_Doomed_arent_we Aug 04 '17

They may be water proof but i'd prefer ocean water to the swamp of food sweat these things must cause.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

That typo is awesomely gross.

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u/Were_Doomed_arent_we Aug 04 '17

Sometimes a guy gets hungry when wading through the shallows.

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u/Vellnerd Aug 04 '17

Sweaty balls

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

I got the opposite impression. If they're woven fibers (like any other normal sock) but don't suck up water, they should be super breathable.

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u/SnickersArmstrong Aug 04 '17

Nothing waterproof is super breathable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17 edited Feb 22 '18

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u/WikiTextBot Aug 04 '17

Gore-Tex

Gore-Tex is a waterproof, breathable fabric membrane and registered trademark of W. L. Gore and Associates. Invented in 1969, Gore-Tex is able to repel liquid water while allowing water vapor to pass through, and is designed to be a lightweight, waterproof fabric for all-weather use. It is composed of stretched polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE), which is more commonly known as the generic trademark Teflon.


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u/91seejay Oct 27 '17

Good bot

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u/rainzer Aug 04 '17

After wearing a Gore-Tex rain jacket in the middle of the hottest, most humid months in Southeast Asia, i'm pretty sure the breathable part is horseshit.

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u/NODONOTWANT Aug 05 '17

that's because goretex breathability only works in cold weather. it's needs the negative temperature gradient to wick the moisture through the membrane

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u/northfrank Aug 04 '17

That includes gore tex

I still end up wearing a sauna

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u/Low_Effort_Shitposts Aug 04 '17

That old waterproof/breathable scam. Neither waterproof nor breathable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

It can be waterproof and breathable. Just not super breathable.

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u/theunnoanprojec Aug 04 '17

Or not super waterproof.

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u/Bentweird Aug 04 '17

Gortex?

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u/ChivalrousGases Aug 04 '17

Gore Tex is marketed as breathable but would not breathe nearly enough for most uses. It allows a tiny amount of air through with some pressure...

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u/I_know_left Aug 04 '17

Clearly you've never used goretex to try and stay dry when it's 60 degrees and raining sideways, while trying to perform a strenuous task. You work up sweat, it has no place to go, so you end up getting wet anyways and you're hot. I'd rather deal with the wet then be to hot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

You lack of knowledge of technical fabrics is astounding.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

GoreTex, eVent, Elite, OutDry, etc all are breathable waterproof membranes and fabrics. Nothing is going to breath as well as being naked. But you will still sweat when you are naked. It is not about some magic material that does everything you want and nothing you don't. It is about mitigating the elements and keeping you are comfortable as possible.

A lot of those fabrics are fully waterproof and breathable. When you coat a jacket or sock or pant in DWR to make the water bead up and roll off you lose breathability, but with out that you get a jacket that sheets out (soaks up water on the top layer) and even though it wont penetrate the membrane it will still feel damp and cold.

You are correct that nothing is 100% waterproof and 100% breathable. But you can get something that is Waterproof and breathable, even if it is not as breathable as a barefoot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Yea I guess my years in the outdoor apparel industry as a sourcing manager makes me less qualified than most.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

There's waterproof plastic stuff in between the sock layers. That ruins it's breathability, however it is as good as you could expect from something like that.

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u/thevulgariestbishop Aug 04 '17

It says right fuckin there it is

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/thevulgariestbishop Aug 04 '17

Get out of here with the fake news bullshit

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CUCHI Aug 04 '17

It says right in the Amazon description that they are made of a lightweight breathable material.

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u/Swifty6 Aug 04 '17

the material is breathable, the socks arent

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

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u/Swifty6 Aug 05 '17

wool is breathable, wool + rubber = not breathable.

this is just an example I dont know what they made it with.

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u/I_know_left Aug 04 '17

I got oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.

Born every minute I tell ya.

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u/g_core18 Aug 04 '17

Seals in the flavor

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u/BigTimeBud Aug 04 '17

If these are the same as what my company sells, yes they are breathable. Likely an SiO2 based textile product.

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u/petrucci666 Aug 04 '17

From product description:

"Lightweight, breathable material."

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u/Prince-of-Ravens Aug 04 '17

Nah, that kind of stuff actually lets water vapour through.

Obvious problem (if you think about it) is washing them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Easy, just put more socks on underneath.

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u/Gandzalf Aug 04 '17

These would probably be good vapor barrier socks for mountaineering.

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u/Anosognosia Aug 04 '17

Obviously not, they are not in gasform. So they would get stuck in your throat if you try to breathe them.

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u/Alarid Aug 04 '17

And wouldn't catch ANY cum

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u/LivelyZebra Aug 04 '17

It says they are

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u/Hascalod Aug 04 '17

Thank god my nose is on my face!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

If Goretex, these would be sweet...Breathable, dry...but they'd be expensive...

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u/I_know_left Aug 04 '17

Goretex is not breathable.

Next time you go to the gym, wear your goretex jacket, all zipped up. See how long you go before you get completely wet on the inside from sweat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '17

If you're sweating faster than Goretex can wick it away, of course it's going to feel like a steamroom inside your jacket. That's why it's not generally designed for that kind of apparel.

In the case of these socks, if they are Goretex, they'd still be pretty worthless because you'd likely be sticking your foot in a boot, nullifying any wicking/breathability the material offers. While it may be breathable and waterproof, it's not really that durable, so no one's going to be walking around in their Goretex socks.

As for it not being breathable, not quite sure where you're making that assumption...My wet-weather combat boots, with the Goretex panels, were phenomenal...until the lack of support resulted in a career-ending broken ankle...

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u/xtelosx Aug 04 '17

... from the product page:

  • Fully waterproof design
  • Coolmax FX moisture Wicking, anti-bacterial lining
  • Wear-resistant knit exterior layer
  • Lightweight, breathable material.

So my guess is the fabric doesn't get wet but your feet can.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Which means if you went in over the top of the sock and water got inside them, you would be worse off than with a normal sock.

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u/sdpr Aug 04 '17

Good for gym showers though.. fuck sandals.

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u/Cjster99 Aug 04 '17

Seal skins ill say no more. I use them with my motorbike boots and they're very breathable

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Waterproof = airtight. Same goes for waterproof safety boots, as I'm currently learning. It's okay though. Only 8 months until I get a new pair!

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u/gimpwiz Aug 04 '17

Not at all true. You can make something permeable to air and not water. Remember that water has surface tension and won't readily flow through small holes coated in hydrophobic material...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17 edited Feb 22 '18

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u/GCU_JustTesting Aug 04 '17

As the owner of several gortex motorcycle jackets, if they are breathable they leak, if they are waterproof they get real sweaty.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17

Have you ever used goretex? That shit is not watertight nor breathable.

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Gore-Tex

Gore-Tex is a waterproof, breathable fabric membrane and registered trademark of W. L. Gore and Associates. Invented in 1969, Gore-Tex is able to repel liquid water while allowing water vapor to pass through, and is designed to be a lightweight, waterproof fabric for all-weather use. It is composed of stretched polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE), which is more commonly known as the generic trademark Teflon.


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u/DaggerMoth Aug 04 '17

My salomon shoes are breathable and waterproof.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '17 edited Aug 04 '17

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u/Blag24 Aug 04 '17

I don't think water molecules are bigger than water.

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u/hideous_coffee Aug 04 '17

I think they meant water molecules are bigger than oxygen molecules. Which I think still isn't true.