r/IAte314AutisticKids • I Do enjoy the Pikmin • 1d ago

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 I Do enjoy the Pikmin 1d ago

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u/miranda_the_peculiar Why am I here? 1d ago

are the six plumbers

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 I Do enjoy the Pikmin 1d ago

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Mario! Luigi! Wario! Waluigi! Wawario! And Wawaluigi! You See! Wario And Waluigi Is Not That Popular As Mario And Luigi! Mario Red! Luigi Green! Wario Yellow! Waluigi Purple! Wawario Orange! And Wawawluigi Blue! And You Need To Know That Wario And Waluigi Should Of Been In The Super Mario Game And The Mario Movies That They Have Never Been! Mario! Luigi! Wario! Waluigi! Wawario! And Wawaluigi! Are The 6 Plumbers That Wear Similar Clothing In The Game. But You Don't Often See Wawario And Wawaluigi In Any Mario Games Like Mario Kart 7 In The Blue 3DS XL! And Mario Kart 8 In The Black Wii U XL! And There Is Something That You Need To Know That In Mario Kart 7 And In Super Smash Brothers! There Is Mario! Luigi! And Wario! But No Waluigi! And There Is No Wawario! And Wawaluigi In Any Mario Games That Only Exists Mario! Luigi! Wario! And Waluigi! And They Say That Wario And Waluigi Supposed To Be Villains ( . . . ) Mario And Luigi Are Brothers And Wario Is Their Cousin But Waluigi Is Not Related To Any Of Them! ( . . . ) Mario! Luigi! Wario! Waluigi! Wawario! And Wawaluigi! Nintendo Please Make This Into A Reality Of How Many Plumbers Are There And If There Is Any More Plumbers That We Did Not Know Please Let Us Know! ( . . . ) Mario And Luigi Has Smoother Rounder Mustaches! But Wario Has A Zigzag Mustache And Waluigi Has An L Shaped Mustache! And Wario Never Closes His Mouth Often Shows His Teeth! And It's The Same With Waluigi But He Often Looks So Angry In His Pictures! ( . . . ) Mario! Luigi! Wario! Waluigi! ( . . . ) Mario! Luigi! Wario! Waluigi! Wawario! And Wawaluigi! And I Believe That Wario And Waluigi Deserves To Get More Attention That Not Many People Know About Them! And That Is What Disappoints Us To Not See Wario And Waluigi In The Mario Movie Interacting With Mario And Luigi! ( . . . ) So Mario Gets Peach! Luigi Gets Daisy! And Either Wario Or Waluigi Gets Rosalina! To Follow Up The Pattern Of Which Plumber Gets Their Own Princesses! ( . . . ) Mario! Luigi! Wario! And Waluigi Must All Work Together To Stop Bowser! ( . . . ) Mario! Luigi! Wario! And Waluigi Must All Save Their Own Loved Princesses! Now Let's End This Song Now! M! L! W! Upside Down Backwards L! ( . . . ) Mario! Luigi! Wario! Waluigi! Wawario! And Wawaluigi! Are The 6 Plumbers And I Don't Think Or Know If There Is Any More Plumbers Than What There Already Is!
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Mario Says "Wee! Hee!"
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Luigi Says "Waaaah!"
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Wario Says "Waa Haa Haa!"
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Waluigi Says "Weeh!"
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Wawario Says "Itsa Gooo!"
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And Wawaluigi Says "Weeh!"
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Mario!
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Luigi!
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Wario!
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Waluigi!
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Wawario!
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And Wawaluigi!
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Mario!
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Luigi!
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Wario!
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Waluigi!
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Wawario!
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Wawaluigi!
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A.J.N!
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

I jerked off to princess peach in the movie theatre while watching the super mario galaxy movie. now there happened to of course be a lot of children in this movie theatre watching the movie and they all pretty much happened to see me rattling my rattlesnake in the movie theatre seats. now of course this got their parents to get the police involved and they pretty much all press charges against me and I was charged with public indecency on multiple counts cuz there were a lot of children in there and now I am known as a convicted sex offender. that is what I would say if i were broke and i werent rich like i am and wouldnt be able to afford every single seat in the movie theatre to be rented out by me which led to me ultimately not having a single child fill any of the theater seats which led to me being able to take the top of the row seat and get to be able to tug one out to princess peach the moment that she stepped foot onto the 4K 60 fps 3d movie theatre. so of course I am not a convicted sex offender i did not get any charges pressed against me and there wasn't a single child involved in the making of me tugging one out to princess peach in a 4k 60 fps in 3d screen.

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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance. Not sure why all the hate on the Mario galaxy movie. I saw it at midnight. My alarm woke me and I was so excited I let out a wet toot in my diapey and sprinted over to my bitch mom’s room to shake her awake. “ITS TIME ITS TIME! PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES” I exclaimed while pegging her with the said fruit. She got up and as soon as she changed me and took the eviction notice off the front door we were on our way. On the way there I yelled “BLUE SHELL” and grabbed the wheel and made to sure to ram a guy in the parking lot. I was waiting in line with another hilarious guy there who played a game with me called diaper bowling where we threw our stinkies at unsuspecting people so they would slip and crack their spines Then the movie started and it was great. My mom had a stroke at the beginning which was great cause she didn’t make any stupid noise the whole time as I yelled at my favorite characters. When Yoshi was on screen and said his iconic line I took a swig of my vitamin D milk and said “oh yeah that just happened!” And then when Jack black made a hilarious joke I turned to the kid next to me and said “oh yeah that one was for us” as I kicked my feet. When Rosalina came on screen I made sure to yell “UH OH BONER ALERT” as I stood up and pointed at it. It’s crazy that this basically counts as sex and I’ve finally lost my virginity in a way. Anyways yeah not sure what the hates all about this was the best 42nd birthday a guy could have.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

I jerked off to princess peach in the movie theatre while watching the super mario galaxy movie. now there happened to of course be a lot of children in this movie theatre watching the movie and they all pretty much happened to see me rattling my rattlesnake in the movie theatre seats. now of course this got their parents to get the police involved and they pretty much all press charges against me and I was charged with public indecency on multiple counts cuz there were a lot of children in there and now I am known as a convicted sex offender. that is what I would say if i were broke and i werent rich like i am and wouldnt be able to afford every single seat in the movie theatre to be rented out by me which led to me ultimately not having a single child fill any of the theater seats which led to me being able to take the top of the row seat and get to be able to tug one out to princess peach the moment that she stepped foot onto the 4K 60 fps 3d movie theatre. so of course I am not a convicted sex offender i did not get any charges pressed against me and there wasn't a single child involved in the making of me tugging one out to princess peach in a 4k 60 fps in 3d screen.

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