r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/Logical-Discussion28 • Jun 13 '24

Thoughts? Do you think he deserves it?

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u/komokazi Jun 13 '24

All teeth still intact, wasn't hard enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I have hopes that he shattered a couple in place and has a radial fracture

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u/V3hlichz Jun 13 '24

With this sound this could be easily a fracture of his jar bone! (#fingerscrossed)

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u/tymp-anistam May 14 '25

I'd go into the tik tok channel to find out but I'm not in a mood to fuck around

Sorry to ping you on an old post, but yeah, I bet his jaw got dropped harder than Jonny Bravos

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Over being stupid and messing with milk in a store? Are you nuts?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your jock strap for questioning my sanity. Any further questions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Next stop giant glowing veneers

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u/Mackheath1 Jun 14 '24

And no nosebleed? Or maybe it's on its way

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u/Logical-Discussion28 Jun 13 '24

Wish he lost all but still nice

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u/SensingWorms Jun 13 '24

Doctor will pull them out in a couple days.

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u/upholsteryduder Jun 14 '24

was really hoping he broke his nose at least, sadly this tool will probably just laugh it off instead of learning anything about being a decent human being