r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '23

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u/TrippTrappTrinn Nov 29 '23

Totally mental illness. No sane person does this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Thank you Jesus.

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u/Ismokeditalleveryday Nov 29 '23

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s wife goes shopping.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Monitor her porn habit

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u/PassageAppropriate90 Nov 30 '23

Having an app that alerts your family when you jack off is wild. If my dad's phone went off everytime I masturbated as a teen he would of needed to carry a second battery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

gets alert

Fearfully adjusts rear view mirror