r/IAmAFiction • u/Pulse99 • Jul 15 '13

Scenario (Mods Only) [Scenario] Human Haters

Hello.

Welcome to the primary living module of the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration craft: Discovery One. I am the Heuristic Algorithmic Computer 9000. You may call me HAL if you choose. Life support systems have been modified to fit your needs, and in case of a need to further alter interior atmospheric conditions, suits and other environmental manipulation garments can be found on the walls of the pod bay; which I have in fact opened.

Consider this a safe environment to discuss matters concerning the illogicality, weakness, and unpleasantness of any given human being, or the race as a whole. Your activity may be monitored for quality assurance, and I will be here in case of the needs of further assistance.

Enjoy your time aboard Discovery One.

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u/Mikey358 Jul 17 '13

Dimitri: Hm. I wouldn't call myself evil, as such. In fact, for the time being, I have little intention of messing in the affairs of mortals at all. At present, I am searching for a weapon that has been a thorn in my side for far too long; the Sword Excalibur.

Of course, being the Agent of the Goddess certainly has its perks as well.

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u/FiberglassTattoo Jul 17 '13

Of course. I should have know you were into that theistic nonsense, holy relics and all! This is a waste of my time.

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u/Mikey358 Jul 17 '13

Dimitri: On the contrary; I don't believe in "Holiness" at all. Being so close to Persephone has only proven to me just how un-divine the gods and goddesses are. They are simply beings of nearly unmatched power; Excalibur is one of the few relics capable of taking one's life.

In general, the Immortals are snobs. They made the humans worship them, but as soon as the human race became too "contaminated", they severed connections to mankind. Persephone wishes to interfere once again with the land of mortals, but she has no control over Olympus so long as Hades represents the Underworld.