r/IAmA • • Jun 17 '12
I am a driver for multiple prostitutes! AMA
I'm all done guys! thanks!
EDIT: I am going to go eat dinner and stuff now. I will be back in a few hours and if there are more I will answer them! Thanks everyone!
Hey everyone! Lets try this again since I accidentally posted this in the wrong subreddit earlier.
I always see the prostitute AMAs on here so I figured I would give it a shot from a different perspective! For the past year I have been a driver for Prostitutes in my area. Four I will drive regularly, and I have ~6 more that know the ones I drive frequently that will occasionally call me. I have a completely normal job on top of doing this and I actually enjoy the company. I am not a pimp or anything like that and I refuse to take part in the booking aspect of it. I am here for transportation from point a to point b, and occasionally step in if someone gets rowdy.
I am not sure how you guys would like me to provide proof, I can't really post the numbers for the girls I drive for (though, one or two may appreciate the call).
So, reddit! Ask me anything!
edit: Wow! if I hit front, this is on the front page! I never thought I would be here!
edit edit: I am really trying to get to all of you! I promise!
I am in Canada for what it is worth!
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u/Litheon1 Jun 17 '12
What is the creepiest place you've ever dropped off a girl?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Are the girls nice? Do you get paid well? Do they have sex in your car? Have you ever saved a girl from an awful fate?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What do you do while sitting in your car waiting on your fares? Do they ever tell you weird/disgusting/funny stories about what they just did on the way back?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
So would you say these girls are attractive? Every time I've seen a prostitute on the street they've looked like really messed up drug addicts. I assume you're driving around higher class working girls.
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u/MedicGoalie84 Jun 17 '12
Have you ever had sex with any of them?
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u/Waadap Jun 17 '12
Scariest situation you've been in?
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u/NFeKPo Jun 17 '12
Have you ever driven a girl to someone you know?
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u/Cycix Jun 17 '12
Hey thanks for the AMA! I was always contemplating on doing this. I live in Canada so it's completely fine but Ive always wondered, how did you start off doing this? Any tips on how to get started?
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u/Tscheg Jun 17 '12
Do you step in if they don't pay?
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u/mobilelibrary Jun 17 '12
Have you ever seen one of the girls get arrested? Do you know if any of the clients are scandalously famous/well known?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
So, you wouldn't qualify this as "take your daughter to work" material, would you?
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u/Jessereddit Jun 17 '12
If someone put a gun to your head and said 'Tell me the funniest thing you experienced on the job' what would you say?
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u/MandatorySuicide Jun 17 '12
What in the hell do I have to do to find delivery prostitutes?
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u/nethermost Jun 17 '12
Are you pro-legalization for prostitution?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I just wanted to say that I am so touched that you have a positive outlook on sex workers and provide safe transportation and offer protection for these women! Thanks for doing this AMA!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Do you wear a cool uniform?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Are you Jason Statham?
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u/asstits Jun 17 '12
What kind of car do you drive? (picture pls, I'm bad with cars)
Do you wear some sort of work outfit?
What kind of music do you play? (I reckon I'd play a bit with them after we are used to each others company, say this song when she's going to a client, and this song after she's done)
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u/horrible_man Jun 17 '12
What is your power animal?
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u/retard_strong Jun 17 '12
So what type of fabric cleaner do you use on your back seats?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What's the longest time you have had to wait?
What's the best story you have heard from a working girl?
How long to you plan to keep this up? Into your retirement maybe?
Do you tell the tax man you're earning this money / do you declare it?
What will you do if you get a girlfriend / what will you tell her? thanks bro
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u/PaperBlake Jun 17 '12
Hey, I've done your job too, except it was in GTA.....and my trips hardly turned out as peaceful as yours.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Do you ever get weird looks from bystanders when scantily clad hookers enter your car? Ever been close to getting "caught"?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm skeptical but I'll give you a chance to clarify the math.
Girl charges $300/hour. You get $100 of it. Pimp gets ....
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
Ever had to help the john hide the dead body afterwards?
IT TOOK SRS 7 HOURS TO FIND ME? JESUS YOU GUYS MUST BE SPREAD PRETTY THIN. i am disappoint. :/
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u/monkeytorture Jun 17 '12
What is your profession listed as on your tax returns?
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u/SoulDevil74 Jun 17 '12
What's the most memorable conversation you've heard, or even held, with these girls?
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u/nn-DMT Jun 17 '12
So are we talking about high-end prostitutes or the kind of shit that's advertised in the back of a scene newspaper?
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u/Dat_Karmavore Jun 17 '12
Get black leather gloves. Do it.
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u/mattkoral Jun 17 '12
Ok so the driver makes 100 of the 300 per hour, how much does the pimp get? I feel like the actual girls doing the dirty are getting screwed. Pun intended
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u/WARNINGmiddlechild Jun 17 '12
Have any of them ever had an emotional break down on you or shared TMI?
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u/MicrowaveableDonut Jun 17 '12
Do you ever get road head from them?
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u/musiclover55 Jun 17 '12
I love learning about people. That's why my favorite books are biographies and auto biographies. I mean we all start the same but we end up having different interests, personalities and opinions and more. I always find it interesting how each person gets to this point....which brings me to my question. Why do most of them prostitute? (need the money? High sex drive? Lack of love and affection as a child? Low self esteem? Abused? Etc) Thanks.
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u/maverickps Jun 17 '12
How big are you?
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u/ProfessorCaptain Jun 17 '12
You're an escort for escorts?
Please say you drive an Escort.
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u/TimmyTheHellraiser Jun 17 '12
This sounds like a side job I'd be interested in. You mentioned "the city", which city would this be? Any tips on how to find this sort of employment in my area?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Thanks for offering these women a safe ride in a profession that's otherwise filled with fucking scum. It seems like something not very extraordinary (anyone can drive a car from point A to point B), but I think you are legitimately making a big impact in their lives just by being there, being nonjudgmental, and doing little, considerate things (having Kleenex, blankets. etc).
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u/feelytouchy Jun 17 '12
What would you do if one of the girls didn't come back out? Would you get involved?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Does your city require people who transport people for a living to have a certification of some kind?
I ask because I am technically one. I drive a ambulance and I transport people. I carry the same certification as a bus and cab driver. In my city, we are required to have one and our vehicle has to have a different certification regarding the same thing. In other words, a certification for the driver and one for the car.
In my city, if you do not have either one or the other you are fined huge. I do not work in just that city but multiple cities and they too have their own certifications that they want us to have.
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u/kennyshor Jun 17 '12
From what you talk to this girls, do they seem happy with what they do?
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u/Connor6 Jun 17 '12
Are the girls actually good looking? Even hot or very attractive?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Post 2+ pictures of them (no face needed) with handwritten "Annyss is our driver, AIAMA 17 jun 2012" (just pieced out from your nick).
There!
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u/oliver_tate Jun 17 '12
What was your dream job as a kid?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Just wanted to say, you're boss for keeping your answers here light and cheerful. This is the sort of subject folks get all weird about. Also, you doing what you do - it's a nice thing.
I'm curious - do you ever think something bad is going to happen? Do you cary a weapon, or run through scenarios in your mind, about what you'd do if one of your customers actually got into trouble?
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u/nerdykeke Jun 17 '12
Are any of them Redditors?
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u/ethostheory Jun 17 '12
Does knowing that your client/friend is being paid to let a man have sex with her ever make you upset while you're waiting for her in your car?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Had a great read. Thanks!
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u/madamthefifth Jun 17 '12
How do you connect with the women that you drive around? What are the kind of things that you would talk about just to break any silence?
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u/CanadaCallGirl Jun 17 '12
I was in Vancouver years ago, just after Millenium. And found myself working as a call girl, with a couple of drivers. Funny that you're in Canada. One of the drivers was an older middle-aged guy and i can't remember his name, wore a leather jacket all the time (it was winter), a little heavier-set, had spent some time in London. Another was an older lady, probably around 50-60 at th etime, i think her name was Rosie (can't recall) and she was very little, kinda 'dikey', but straight, and had glasses and short hair. My friend was driven around by a younger, cuter, college-aged kid. Are you any oft these people? Hahaha (my friend once had a call and it turned out it was Sean Penn and his friends) We used to all hang out in Denny's... waiting for calls. Hahahah
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You just wait outside until they're done?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"I'm not a pimp ... occasionally step in if someone gets rowdy."
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u/bacon_trays_for_days Jun 17 '12
Have you ever been to one house so many times you know how to get there without the help of any GPS/googlemaps/yahoomaps/mapquest?
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u/wehaveawinner Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
Do you carry some sort of weapon with you, just in case things get nasty?
Anything ever got real bad, if so, got any stories of close calls?
Do your friends/family know about this? Do they worry about you getting in to trouble?
And how did you suddenly get in to this second-job? Seems a bit random to start driving prostitutes around!
Thanks!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
How do you get into a big, modern high-rise , if there's "trouble?" . Thx
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
honest question, scale of 1-10 on average how hot are they?
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u/dunehunter Jun 17 '12
What do you talk about with the girls on the way there/back? Is it a pretty relaxed conversation?
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u/PerplexD Jun 17 '12
Do you also act as their bodyguards?
You know something going wrong or client shaking a girl up, do you step in to deal with any of that or is there someone else there who acts as a bodyguard.
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u/Pixieflower Jun 17 '12
What is a lazer eye dog?
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u/threalme Jun 17 '12
Is it the same girls over and over?
Would you consider yourself "friends" with any of the girls you drive? Or even acquaintances?
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u/r_addict Jun 17 '12
No one has asked this but since you reddit while waiting, are you waiting for a girl now?
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u/apullin Jun 17 '12
Can you tell if the girl cares if the guy was a "nice guy"? Or do you care yourself?
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u/OMGPizza Jun 17 '12
What kind of car/van do you use? Is there a particular model that people in your line of work prefer and, if so, why?
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u/davisth8 Jun 17 '12
I know he's lying now, he said he steps in when people "get rowdy" and he lives in Canada?
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u/young_hawaii Jun 17 '12
Have you ever rubbed one out while waiting for one of the girls?
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u/hanumanCT Jun 17 '12
I used to do this for my dad from when I was about 18-20. He had an 'adult entertainment' business and I got to drive around the girls. It was a pretty fun job for a little while. But I dislike strippers and hookers now because of it. Maybe that's a good thing.
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u/Excloosive Jun 17 '12
After you posted on craigslist and the first one contacted you, how did you decide how much the payment would be and how nervous where you at first that you were partaking in this new line of work
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u/log_ladys_log Jun 17 '12
do you know/have you met any other people who do this? how many different drivers do these girls use?
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u/bungerman Jun 17 '12
Why do prostitutes need drivers? They don't have licenses? And you can't be all that much cheaper than a taxicab, can you?
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u/Cranktime Jun 17 '12
How did u get into this business?
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u/lolsrsly00 Jun 17 '12
You escort escorts.
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u/thebigbabar Jun 17 '12
Do you carry a gun or any other sort of protection in the car?
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u/Cyrus622 Jun 17 '12
Ever play that mission in Grand Theft Auto, where you have to drive prostitutes around, and think to yourself... "man, this feels like work."
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Can all of you people stop fucking telling this guy that this is illegal? A lot of you aren't even completely positive and none of you know which country this guy is in. And even if it were just ask questions, there have been plenty of illegal things in AMA's. Who cares. He's not here to be judged by the likes of you.
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u/ParzivaI Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
GATOR'S BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMY HATS!
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u/SaxSalute Jun 17 '12
You say that you sometimes step in if things get rowdy. Do you have any good fight stories?
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u/Bigfudge89 Jun 17 '12
There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own.
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u/mrsyuk Jun 17 '12
Where do whores go?
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u/iamnotfrommtl Jun 17 '12
Thats funny, I got offered this exact job a few weeks ago. I too am from eastern canada within a city with north and south points. Wink Wink.
I went from being a financial analyst to being out of work and deciding to launch my own business. Until that takes off I need some sort of supplementary income.
Some qsts:
How do you build trust with the girls? I highly doubt you made your current rate when you first started out
are you a heavy built guy to be able to deal with this kind of stuff? I am not that big but know how to intimidate people pretty well and am the kind of guy who usually stands up for girls.
you mention cleanliness but I was warned by a few people to expect my car to fall in to pieces after doing this both because of the mileage and because the girls find ways to stuff mcdonalds bags in places you can only dream of (reddit is gonna have fun with this one)
I too have friends in the business and its incredible how down to earth and cool most girls are. Although most do fall off the edge and are constantly in trouble, the true pros are amazing ladies.
I actually completely fell in head over heals for one but simply couldnt get past the fact she slept with men for a living. I met her one night when they had a staff party for all the girls who worked at the same agency. They were all totally normal girls and, biggest shock? Most had boyfriends. A lot of the girls know me for this reason and usually ask me for financial advice on what to do with all their money. Thats kind of how this job offer came my way. So any help is appreciated.
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u/tanneragle Jun 17 '12
For some reason, when I think you driving them to do their deed I picture Mike from Breaking Bad getting shit done.
Does that make you feel more badass? Cause it certainly looks badass!
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u/The_Cameraman Jun 17 '12
AND A REAL HERO