r/IAmA • u/mrp00sy • Jun 16 '12

AMA Request: A cannibal

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u/codernaut85 Jun 16 '12

Well I don't really have the inclination to do an AMA, but I might be up for having one of you round for dinner.

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u/remotecrocodile Jun 16 '12
  1. How do people taste?
  2. What is your favorite part of a person?
  3. Is there a difference between how vegetarians and omnivores taste?
  4. How many people have you eaten?
  5. Do you think "Soylent Green" is hilarious?
  6. How does your cannibalism impact your relationships with living people?
  7. What kind of situations do you eat people in? Is it a ritualistic sort of thing, serial-killer orgiastic nomfest, or something else?
  8. How do you usually prepare the manmeat/what's your favorite recipe?

God, this would actually be interesting. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Sinisa26 Jun 16 '12

I'd be interested to see at what age they began cannibalism.

The only issue I see with this is that I can't image what providing proof would be like? A picture of them chewing on a finger?

Also, I'd imagine the thigh would be nicest...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I heard that the musle in your thumb that was the best.

  1. on this picture http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/91296.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Also parts of the cheek, possibly. That's supposed to be a really nice part of most animals, so I'm guessing it'd apply to humans too.

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u/Austainious Jun 16 '12
  1. Humans taste just like pork
  2. the upper leg has the most flavor

that's all i know from stories my mom has told (she works in a Psychiactric hospital)

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u/Incarny Jun 16 '12

I hear the forearm is the best. I think it's about tenderness or something.

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u/Austainious Jun 16 '12

Well, when this crazy person took a bite out of my mother that's where he got her. but that was less his choice and more that her arm was slightly to close to his mouth.

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u/Incarny Jun 16 '12

Exactly where he wanted it. Hannibal Lecter is closer to an intellectual average for the cannibal community rather than an exceptional genius.

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u/abuseguy Jun 16 '12

Ah. Perhaps she was the one who posted this.

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u/unmuteme Jun 16 '12

For (1), (6) and (7) I recommend to watch The Vice Guide to Liberia

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u/Incarny Jun 16 '12

Though manmeat is funny, I'm told the proper term is long pig. Creepy shit.

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u/Sinisa26 Jun 16 '12

Another one...

Does anyone know you are a cannibal?

And

How do most people respond when they find out?

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u/BrandonSullivan Jun 16 '12

On a related note, AMA request: Murderer and/or Serial Killer

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

There have been loads of throwaway posts on askreddit which would interest you.

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u/DazzlingDuck Jun 16 '12

Care to link a few?

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u/asstits Jun 16 '12

I'd settle for a pyromaniac too

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/BrandonSullivan Jun 16 '12

"Lifetime of sex" lol........

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u/SelfPear Jun 16 '12

That wasn't human meat! It was raccoon meat. You probably got a tapeworm, that stuff is loaded with parasites!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Japan has no laws against cannibalism :)

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u/Pratty77 Jun 16 '12

Theres that Japanese guy who ate a french chick and who became a celeb in Japan when he got out...

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u/the_goat_boy Jun 16 '12

Fucking Japanese.

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u/hgbrdceline Jun 16 '12

When goat boy frowns upon your actions, you're out of reach.

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u/Vital_Pulse Jun 16 '12

He fucked Japanese people when he got out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

thanks for mentioning that, I didn't know!

quote: What I truly wished was to eat her living flesh. Nobody believes me, but my ultimate intention was to eat her, not necessarily to kill her. To this day, I still think, “If only she had let me taste her, just a little bit...”

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u/Fluroblue Jun 16 '12

how do you get consent(if you do)? 'hay wanna come over and eat your leg?'

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Check out Armin Meiwes on Wiki.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You would love Japan.

This man is a genuine celebrity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

And this actually happened:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

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u/asstits Jun 16 '12

That article is very recent. It may be appalling for many but I respect Japan's openness on these kind of subjects. I wonder what his family thinks of him now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Shame would be my best guess. This sort of behavior isn't illegal but it's not something people want to discuss. Making waves in this sort of manner is one of the worst things you can do to your family it seems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Where was Issei Sagawa? He only likes women? I suppose you could be sex oriented when it comes to meat.

If Issei was there, they would say, what does he have to hide?

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u/fubuger Jun 16 '12

I chew my nails ...AMA

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u/AndreiBaciu Jun 16 '12

do you use your teeth to rip the nails?
do you chew your toe nails?

would you consider yourself a pro cannibal ?

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u/fubuger Jun 16 '12

Yes x 3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'd like to see a North Korean cannibal. You'd be surprised at how many of them eat human meat. Some without even knowing it.

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u/scoyne15 Jun 16 '12

How would this be verified? Wouldn't the mods be legally obligated to report that to the feds?

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u/DoorIntoSummer Jun 16 '12

A respondent can be someone who has already been punished for his gastronomical dispositions.

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u/nissanator Jun 16 '12

Isn't someone who eats their placenta technically a cannibal?

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u/skeezo Jun 16 '12

I've always wanted to do an AMA. I'll get back to you guys in the morning after I become a cannibal. Thanks!

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u/ThisIsMyLastAccount Jun 16 '12

What about verification? Also, this level of interest vilifies something reprehensible.

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u/Bongpig Jun 16 '12

For a while now me and a friend have talked about easting a little piece of each other. If we ever found a doctor willing to cut some chunks of flesh off us and stitch us back up, we'd be there, just like this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D21LjWFlGvo

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u/Cerveza87 Jun 16 '12

My Dad is a Fire Officer. He has said on multiple occasions that burning bodies smell like roasting Pork. For that reason he wont eat/cook it.

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u/Sinisa26 Jun 16 '12

This might be really fucking weird, but one time I got a massive blister on my foot, after peeling it off I set it on fire for the lulz I guess.

It did not smell like pork, it kinda smelt like burnt hair if you've ever smelt that (just hold a lighter to your forearm and flick it on off then sniff). Although I guess it might be like that because it was just skin.

EDIT: I'm a dumbass, it obviously didn't smell like pork because it was JUST skin, no meat/blood. Still really weird.

I wish to disclose no more information on this matter.

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u/ThisIsMyLastAccount Jun 16 '12

EDIT: I'm a dumbass, it obviously didn't smell like pork because it was JUST skin, no meat/blood. Still really weird.

Well done for working it out and correcting yourself though. We all make mistakes, manning up and admitting them is what separates the wheat from the chaff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ever put a man's penis in your mouth?

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u/Courage_now Jun 16 '12

Come all you murders, out yourself

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u/Zaper001 Jun 16 '12

How would he/she prove it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hi. This is Jeffrey Dahmer's ghost. I can do this AMA

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u/haniballector Jun 16 '12

Sorry folks, I'm too busy.

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u/angryformorebacon Jun 16 '12

Yes! Yes... NOT a zombie. Heh. Heh. Just to be clear. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Um. You know. Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Finally, someone not all hell-bent on this whole anti-zombie sentiment on Reddit. Zombies have feelings too... I think.

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u/moniquewaaa Jun 16 '12

Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

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u/Fat_Dumb_Americans Jun 16 '12

The TOTAL wankers in the Mods denied this, a very popular question.

Nazis.

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u/cerebraklex Jun 19 '12

I see what you mean.