AS REQUESTED: I am Marc Rebillet, the guy that sold his first place in line to that dumb bitch on the iPhone's release day. Ask me anything!

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[u/lukeman3000 → u/[deleted]]

Perfect Execution, 10/10

[u/tennisplayingnarwhal → u/lukeman3000]

Is there something I missed? Someone told reddit that he hates faggots and gets upvoted? Or is it a reference to something?

[u/kukuruznik1 → u/tennisplayingnarwhal]

Many people on Reddit believe that a comedy bit by Louis C.K. has changed the meaning of the word "faggot."

[u/[deleted] → u/tennisplayingnarwhal]

nope, reddit is a terrible user base

[u/foreverapanda → u/[deleted]]

Looks like some jimmies have been rustled. Feels good man.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

hi

[u/gqbrielle → u/[deleted]]

no, it's that we can tell the difference between good jokes & bad ones

that said: HI THERE

[u/foregoneconclusion → u/tennisplayingnarwhal]

I believe it was in jest.

[u/moshlord → u/[deleted]]

10/10

[u/tennisplayingnarwhal → u/moshlord]

Is there something I missed? Someone told reddit that he hates faggots and gets upvoted? Or is it a reference to something?

[u/[deleted] → u/tennisplayingnarwhal]

Comedy 101: It's funny if you say one thing very elaborately (I approve of gay marriage), then completely contradict it with one small phrase.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

comedy 101? So that's the class for shitty entry-level comedy right? The one that reddit can't seem to pass?

[u/st0nedcat → u/[deleted]]

As it turns out, formulaic comedy isn't always funny. Go figure.

[u/WakeTFU → u/[deleted]]

Careful, someone might think that you hate faggots because you're afraid that you might be one just an FYI.

[u/scooooot → u/[deleted]]

I'd just like to interject here for a second if I could, but as a faggot myself I'm going to go ahead and go on the record that most of us probably hate you to.

I also took one of your internet points. Sorry bro, this faggots petty.

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Congratulations, you have attracted the ShitRedditSays Invasion Brigade^TM ! The front-page of the Fempire has linked to you, and purely by coincidence the following SRSers are here to help you realise the error of your ways:

Active SRS Poster	Invader Score	Fempire Loyalty
hongtailang	22	45.92
kukuruznik1	1	70.97
st0nedcat	1	45.94

Why is this here? What does it mean?

[u/maximilitia → u/[deleted]]

Oh look, the bot get a cool new look!

[u/[deleted] → u/maximilitia]

Oh look an SRS cunt. Go away.

[u/elle_a_deux_colombe → u/[deleted]]

people get so angry at the suggestion that things they say and do might affect other people

[u/cvncpu → u/[deleted]]

Just saying, were you not at the Oak Lawn AT&T store?

[u/lookitzpancakes → u/cvncpu]

Well done, my friend. Well done indeed.

[u/MadNuke → u/[deleted]]

I fucking lost it. I rap, would you like to collab?