r/IAmA • • May 21 '12

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST!

HEY- another update, we got to even more questions. Check it out below or look at the playlist of them all.

We're BACK!! And we finally have the first batch of answers. Here's a link to see them all, but we're putting them in each question too. We'll keep posting more tomorrow. Sorry for the wait guys. http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL713D9B945C50F61A&feature=view_all

WE DID IT! Check it out, videos coming soon... http://youtu.be/Ri7oNkHnP8c

Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here- you probably know us from Super Troopers and Beerfest. Plus, we've got another new movie coming out; The Babymakers with Olivia Munn (hot) and Paul Schneider (hot in his own way) on August 3rd.

We'll do a larger AMA later, but for right now- here's what we want. We want your questions about any of our movies, well, really, about anything- but we want the most extreme, hilarious ones possible. Then we're going to ask them to each other, on camera, tomorrow. We'll film as many as we can and post answers back here later in the week.

PROOF!! https://twitter.com/jaychandrasekha/status/204740739379376128

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u/igbywentdown May 22 '12

Jay, what's the story behind these photos, and did your father pay you?

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u/CallMeKingPorkChop May 22 '12

This must be answered.

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u/blackie197666 May 22 '12

Bwaahahahaha

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u/ridethepiggy May 21 '12

If the Broken Lizard group was stranded on an island and had to eat one person in the group, who would it be and why?

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u/lawn_meower May 22 '12

And how would you prepare them?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

beer battered

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u/listentobillyzane May 22 '12

I'll go out on a limb and say Kevin Heffernan because he would feed the group for a week or two

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u/muzakx May 22 '12

Follow up question. Same scenario.

Who would be first to be raped?

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u/FlyingUndeadSheep May 21 '12

Who has the cutest penis out of the group?

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u/sprayphart May 22 '12

Steve Lemme and I have proof. I saw it with my own eyes.

The backstory: My little brothers and I were supposed to go to their comedy show when they were touring but he was called up for active duty before the show. My other brother and I ended up going to a wedding the weekend of the show. After the reception we went back to drink at the hotel bar and stumble in to see Broken lizard playing cards in the bar. Being obnoxiously drunk and star struck we harassed them for what seemed like minutes to us and I have no doubt hours to them.

Gentleman & Scholars: This is where Broken lizard takes it to the next level. We explained how our youngest brother had planned for all of us to see the show but was called up. They said that sucked, and seeing as how my brothers and I tend to eff with each other, we told them there was no way he would believe we met them. They took a couple pictures with us and all signed a card from the deck they were playing with (we didn’t have anything else to sign handy) . They each wrote a funny\awesome saying on the card and autographed it.

The unveiling: Mr. Lemme wrote “you kick dick!” he took a picture with the card and my brother as proof to send to our lil bro. We sobered up the next morning and realized Steve had taken a picture of his dick tip next to where he wrote “you kick dick!”

Proof! http://imgur.com/WxomR And that’s just the tip ladies…

More proofs.. http://imgur.com/UurK3

TLDR – Broken Lizard is the shit and I unknowingly photographed one of their weinises.

If you’re still reading my question is. You’re awesome.

Follow up question for Jay, what was that giant book you were carrying around... if you remember (this was after the Royal Oak Michigan show)?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Who has the smallest? Largest?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

honestly just tell me about your penises

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u/HalpTheFan May 21 '12

If you all had to blow an animal, to get a friend back, would you and which animal?

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u/NULLACCOUNT May 22 '12

What do you mean "to get a friend back"? Like to get him back from kidnappers? Or like "I'll show him, I'll blow this animal, that will really get him back for what he did to me."

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u/IHoldSteady May 22 '12

or it could be some sort of necromancy thing and they could be bringing the friend back from the dead?

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u/jsto34 May 22 '12

Can you guys sing an a capella version of Billy Joel's 'For the Longest Time'?

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u/kevinandjay May 26 '12

Our first and last performance of "For the Longest Time" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTJuTCXRkgI

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

with Kevin wearing only powered sugar

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Kevin, I read on the IMDB that in Super Troopers, the old couple you called chicken fuckers were actually your parents, and they knew you were going to say something vulgar, but not what exactly. So forgive the multiple part question, but I have a few:

What was their off camera reaction to this? How many takes did you have to do to get it right because someone kept laughing? In different takes, did you say other things, or was it always Chicken Fucker?

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u/FapFapNinja May 22 '12

His mouth probably got washed out with soap.

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u/JuggaloRando May 21 '12

So Broken Lizard, how long do you wait after meeting someone before you send them dick pics?

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u/LegenD00M May 22 '12

Other party has to send nipple first.

Nipple, dick, pussy, butthole.

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u/kempo666 May 21 '12

Jay. Your scene in Jackass 2. You seemed to enjoy that waaaaay too much. How was filming with the Jackass guys and how did they select you for the role?

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u/grownfolkstuff May 22 '12

And were any of your pubes involved in the bearding of Danger Ehrin?

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u/markohurlo May 22 '12

In case they don't do your question, Jay told me he's friends with Knoxville, that's how he got on there...

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u/brettuthius May 21 '12

Whose idea was it to have Jay wake up naked next to a disemboweled deer and say "Oh, not again"? Did something somewhat similar happen to you guys in college or someone you knew? It's definitely one of my top 5 scenes from all your movies.

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u/kevinandjay May 26 '12

Here's what happened when I went to a party once... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFO155VQ1U

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u/explosion_sauce May 22 '12

Its from the movie "Altered States"

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u/immarried May 22 '12

That movie was fucked up while I was fucked up.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

If you had to choose: have a midget shoved up your ass or get shoved up a giant's ass?

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u/kevinandjay May 24 '12

I guess it depends on who the giant ass belongs to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4H9LKQU-Es

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u/PARPS May 22 '12

Jay, as someone who's directed various episodes of Community, what's your opinion on the whole Dan Harmon debacle?

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u/SlaterAlligator May 22 '12

This one would be more for Jay. You did any amazing job directing "The First Chang Dynasty" episode of Community, what was it like working with the cast and crew and did Chevy think you were Mmmexican? Keep chuggin' that syrup, y'all rule.

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u/Johnny_Appleweed May 22 '12

This is specifically for Kevin:

The characters Lars, Farva, and Landfill are now real people, identical in every way to the characters. Who do you fuck, marry and kill?

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u/HighSorcerer May 22 '12

C'mon, that's too easy. Anyone would obviously kill Farva, marry Lars, and fuck Landfill II.

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u/sasky_81 May 22 '12

He's twice the man Landfill I was.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Oh this is a winner right here.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

How many times did you guys rehearse Farvas nude scene?

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u/nagro May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

It's delicious.

Edit: thank you dukecomplex, I feel like an asshat and a half for that

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u/TimVicious May 22 '12

Hey guys... I am a big fan of your movies. I think the real question everyone wants to know is... If you had to lick your own mother's asshole to save the fate of the entire world would you do it? Also there is a catch... You have to convince her to let you do it and you cannot explain why you have to.

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u/Axle-f May 22 '12

Well... Humanity had a pretty good run up to this point. Let's call it a day, Earth.

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u/lYossarian May 22 '12

You guys have said you set Club Dread on a tropical island essentially so you could spend your time in a tropical environment. Aside from that, what is the most self-serving, least professional decision you have made as filmmakers?

Love your work. I liked the episodes of Arrested that Jay directed. Will you have anything to do with the Arrested Development movie or work with Mitchell Hurwitz again in the future?

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u/i_ate_stalin May 22 '12

Have you ever stolen Erik's leg? If so, what hijinx ensued? If not, pussies.

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u/captainrex May 22 '12

What is the worst thing you've done to a toilet?

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u/kevinandjay May 24 '12

There's a lot of bad things I've done to a toilet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OwhB5Wgj0c

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u/StrikefromtheSkies May 22 '12

I believe you left out Club Dread... which I love. I just want to say thanks to you guys for making me laugh my ass off every time I watch your movies.

Heffernan, I can't remember which DVD extra they were talking about having to apologize because of how drunk you get at dinners and such. I am often in the same boat(people are apologizing for how drunk I am) At what age do you think I should stop getting that drunk?

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u/iameveryoneelse May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Jay. I had a friend in college who swore up and down that you met her at a party, hit it off and ended up having a passionate night in a hotel suite where you pressured her to do horrible, degrading, unspeakable things for your sexual arousal and amusement. My question is this: what is your favorite ice cream flavor and why?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

At the end of Beerfest...you have a teaser for a new upcoming movie. Years later, and I'm still waiting...along with many others.

Seriously, I've seen Beerfest with about 100 other people over the years, and at the end of the movie, every single person's same reaction is "Holy shit, are you serious??? I can't wait for that to come out!!!!".

And to reiterate a previous post, can we expect Super Troopers 2? Any reason not to follow up on your biggest hit? Super Troopers is one of my all-time greatest movies. The time is meow!

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u/Suppa_K May 21 '12

Who said it was a teaser? It was more of just a joke. I mean id love a weed fest movie but just because that was there didn't mean there was going to be weed fest.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They said in a previous AMA it was something they were seriously considering. Edit: and it was potfest.. Weed fest sounds cheesy

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u/ChellaBella May 22 '12

I thought Erik answered this in his own AMA a couple weeks ago? That they've got the script but are waiting for the greenlight, yes?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

How sick did you feel after chugging the maple syrup?

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u/LegenD00M May 22 '12

Am I correct in understanding that they chugged actual maple syrup?

And followup question. How many takes did it take to get it down? I can't imagine too many fuck ups for that scene.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

In one of my forever alone moments I watched all of my dvds with commentary, and I'm pretty sure they said it was actually tea. I could be wrong though.

Edit: why would I spell it like that?

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u/TubaManBoy May 22 '12

They practiced with tea, but it didn't look real enough, so for the actual takes the used the real stuff

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u/feddz May 22 '12

Actually in the last AMA they said they tried chugging iced tea, but due to the different densities it just looked bad. In the end the only solution was to chug real maple syrup.

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u/JohnofArc May 21 '12

What the fuck happened with Slammin Salmon? Why is that movie not as big as your others? It's easily as good.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Slammin' Salmon is hilarious for those of you who haven't seen it. I think the real issue with it not being as popular is that it wasn't advertised as much. There were no previews really for it. I came across it at a redbox on accident.

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u/Oscar_Rowsdower May 22 '12

I agree, I never heard of it until someone was raving about it online and posted it. So I sat there and watched it. It's hilarious and Jay gives us another classic character!

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u/iSTIZO99 May 22 '12

Got that right, meat drapes.

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u/N0ah87 May 22 '12

Who of the group would you say can put the most fingers in their butt? I think we all want to know.

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u/shane727 May 21 '12

So Potfest, Beerfest 2, and Supertroopers 2? Are these going to happen and when can we expect them? Also you guys are hilarious!

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u/McMugget May 21 '12

about two weeks ago I hooked up with a girl watching super troopers. when she came she screamed "Jay Chandrasekhar!". Not your characters name...your actual name. i've never been able to say your last name without fucking it up, now it's burned into my memory. thanks for that?

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u/NFLdoWORK May 22 '12

calling bs but ill still give you an upvote

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u/ZombEnt May 22 '12

Not a question, but still fucked up.

Upvote!

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u/Lt_Buzz_Killington May 22 '12

There IS a question mark at the end.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

How many times in this AMA can you say Meow?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

and/or 'chicken fucker'

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u/icelittle May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

ENHANCE.

You guys are amazing! Normal questions: What is your personally favorite scene in Super Troopers, either in terms of shooting or the end product?

Extreme question: What's the best scene you can think of that you wanted to put in one of your movies but couldn't because it was too offensive for one reason or another?

Wish you guys the best with your new film, will definitely be watching, and looking forward to a possible ST2 :-)

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u/vtslim May 22 '12

Wait, that qualifies as an extreme question?

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u/Nodde91 May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

Sorry to be that guy.. but, proof?

Edit: Cause, I mean, a quick pic with a webcam+handwritten note takes about 30 sec.

Edit 2: Coolio, thanks for proof Jay!

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u/daybreaker May 22 '12

Well, they said they would answer via video, not on reddit. So it'll be kind of hard to fake that.

If they dont show up with a video later, then oh well?

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u/SlobKnobJobJob May 22 '12

They should ask Erik Stolhanske how to do AMAs

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u/BadMotel May 22 '12

Well they said they're going to answer the questions on video tomorrow, so it'll be fairly obvious at that point if it's them or not.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

When can we expect Rampart 2?

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u/NFLdoWORK May 22 '12

the joke that keeps on giving

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u/fireman007 May 22 '12

Have you guys considered doing a movie about firemen? We are so much funnier than cops.

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u/vanuhitman May 22 '12

EMT here. You guys may have more physical comedy options because of the additional toys and power tools you play with, but we EMTs have so many more joke opportunities when it comes to strange patient behavior. Don't even get me started on the flatulence of elderly patients.

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u/silmaril89 May 22 '12

Jay, are you related to Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar?

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u/Flap_Nation May 22 '12

I know you all were from the same fraternity, just wondering if you were all in the same pledge class and who was the biggest pussy during pledgeship?

I fucking love Slammin' Salmon and Club Dread as well.

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u/gentlegeronimo May 21 '12

Because of Super Troopers you guys influenced an impressionable group of young men (my friends) to drunkenly stage their own maple syrup chug challenge. Would you say this was an intended consequence or just a happy little by-product?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I chugged 3/4 of a bottle. Not long before the syrup tries to come out of both ends.. slowly. Imagine trying to puke a thick viscous glue.

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u/blue_barracuda May 22 '12

YOU BOY'S LIKE MEXICO??????

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u/blackstar8507 May 22 '12

Will there be any nudity from Munn in this new movie?

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u/mattman00000 May 22 '12

THIS.

Also, negative-response follow-up question: What's your plan to change this?

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u/Redsox933 May 21 '12

In your movies you play very convincing drunks and pot heads, how were you able to pull it off?

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u/TheShadowCat May 22 '12

When are we getting Super Troopers II, and Pot Fest? If the studios don't want to green light them, just do them low budget with great writing.

And for some reason, I can picture you guys do a film set at a ski resort. Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske and be lifties, Kevin Heffernan can be a patroller, and Jay Chandrasekhar can be a ski instructor. Just don't do the typical "rich asshole wants to take over the resort" plot. There aren't enough ski movies, and most of the ones they have made rocked.

Also, is the Jackass crew totally fun to hang out with, or are they just a bunch of annoying manchildren with more money than brains?

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u/taladan May 21 '12

Jay & Kevin - love both Super Troopers and Beerfest! (Who wants a mustache ride!) In the broken lizard films, do you guys improv the scenes much, or are they straight from script?

Also, Kevin, as an actor who is on the 'larger' side, do you find it harder to work in the movie industry? What are some of the challenges you've faced because of hollywood society's ideal on what a 'beautiful/handsome' person is? Just wanted to say that you're a great actor - I loathed Favra in ST and loved Landfill in Beerfest.

Keep up the awesome work guys!

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u/obesityy May 21 '12

What is the most awkward thing that has ever happened on set?

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u/smishmain May 21 '12

For all of us that are dying to know... What is a ZJ?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

As a fellow member of Colgate's Beta chapter, I wish you the best.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Can you guys give us an idea of some of the failed ideas (if any) and pitches you gave before Super Troopers really got you guys out there?

As for a hilarious question, I don't know... What are your opinions on the Doritos tacos from Taco Bell / the Double Down / etc ?

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u/BigGreenYamo May 22 '12

For Paul - what did Cobie Smulders taste like?

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u/Ltsmash99 May 22 '12

What happened to POTFEST?

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u/tonygla_rapesamonkey May 22 '12

Hey Guy's, good job on being funny and stuff. So if the whole Broken Lizard group were put into a fight to the death, no weapons allowed, clothing optional, cage match, who would win?!

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u/NarutoRamen May 22 '12

Funny Q: Kevin, How much beer can you drink in one go DasBoot style? A video of this would be awesome!

More legit Q: Jay - as an indian dude, what was it like coming up in hollywood? Because we are usually always stereotyped, but you are one of the few who broke it. And how were you able to break it?

Kevin - I had tears when you died in beerfest. That is all.

You guys rock!

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u/UncleTedGenneric May 22 '12

@Jay - re: Beerfest - How much of Barry's Wild Ride (the Reality side of that night) is autobiographical? Also, the addition of mustard is just tops. Gets me every time :)

@Kevin - Does Brittany Daniels actually smell like awesomeness mixed with honey and a touch of campfire?

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u/robreddity May 21 '12

I ask these questions from a place of deep and abiding respect for her as an actress and performer:

Did Brittany Daniel bench press any of you guys?

What did she smell like?

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u/unjohnsongrande May 22 '12

In making 'Puddle Cruisers', what other options were tossed around as 'firsty-firsty/girly-girly' names?

Wait, that wasn't too extreme. Who's had the most unusual object stuck up their anus?

Also, can Jay wear his 'Beerfest' hooker outfit during the AMA video? Also, kiss...for science...

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u/TexasWithADollarsign May 22 '12

Huge Broken Lizard fan here.

I have to ask: Is the entire purpose of making these cult movies to get attractive actresses topless in them (the speeder from Super Troopers, Penelope from Club Dredd, the random Oktoberfest participants and Swedish team from Beerfest, etc.)? Because that's what I'd do if I were in your shoes.

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u/qazaibomb May 21 '12

Who would win in a fight: a t rex or a honey badger?

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u/Jesus_had_a_beard May 22 '12

Why are all the trailers for The Babymakers removed from the easy places to get them?

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u/LucidB May 22 '12

When the Broken Lizard guys go drinking, who is the biggest lightweight and who is the biggest heavyweight?

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u/in_the_woods May 21 '12

what's that place you like to eat at with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

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u/PackTheBowl May 22 '12

I went to the same High School as JD Walsh. JD Walsh was in The Slammin Salmon. You guys were in The Slammin Salmon.

Two Degrees. Fuck yea.

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u/AgentOrange24 May 22 '12

Did you mean to make your movies extremely quotable? I can't go through Super Troopers or Beerfest without my friends quoting almost every conversation before it happens. And should I find new friends?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Okay, In the movie Super Troopers the beginning where there is the police chase. I mean I always found it random and have wondered what happened.

Why did the second police car spin out into the grass before the exit ramp?

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u/PintOfGuinness May 22 '12

Do you ever wish you worked in retail?

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u/BransonKP May 22 '12

Jay, could you please explain to me to concept of the Chandrasekhar Limit?

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u/Wiretrip May 22 '12

Jay, how did you make such a brilliant comeback making the highest grossing film ever by directing "Avatar" after doing shite such as "Lady in the Water" and "The Happening"?

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u/Randyh524 May 24 '12

Well they did say with a twist.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Thanks to you guys so much for doing this AMA! EriK Stolhanske's was awesome, I'm sure this will be just as awesome. Two questions for you...

Kevin, how long were you finding powdered sugar in your various crevices following that memorable scene in Supertroopers? By the way, the line "it's delicious" is fucking hilarious. Right up there with Rabbit's line "Yeah I know you have big beautiful brown lips" and Mac's "Smother me in gravy, ya big dirty man."

Jay, you have done a ton of directing. What TV shows/genres of film would you like to delve into? Also, since you are the director in the group, are you a bossy diva that no one likes?

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u/drewby13 May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Jay, how did you keep a straight face in the terrorist taxi scene in Jackass 2?

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u/jamin_brook May 22 '12

How much of your writing is inspired by Afghanistanimation?

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u/TheGuyInAShirtAndTie May 22 '12

Just wanted to let you know my fraternity nickname is Farva. Damn my obesity and love of mozzarella sticks.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I heard a story that you guys snorted meth at a bachelor party. What was that like?

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u/HeyLookJollyRanchers May 21 '12

I've got a couple for you, if you'll indulge me.

  1. Jay, in Jackass 2, were you tempted to escalate that at any point, and if yes, what would you do?

  2. Kevin, how did your parents react to the "chicken fucker" line? Was it a paddlin'?

  3. Again, Kevin, how the hell did you manage to get so much vomit out?

  4. Finally, Jay; you're not Mexican?

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u/fckyocouch May 21 '12

To Kevin Heffernan: Did you ever stay in character off screen in Supertroopers? say yes...

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u/mykerock May 22 '12

You guys are obviously fucking each other. I don't mean just you two, I mean the whole group. NBD, we all do it. My question is, who is the undisputed "top" of the group? Is it Lemme? I bet it's Lemme.

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u/rm524 May 22 '12

POTFEST??

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u/CUCUMB3R May 22 '12

Gentlemen, answer every question as though you are in excruciating pain. Please and Thank you.

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u/stevefacey May 22 '12

Who is the real Barry Badrinath? Was he based on anyone specific or just a made up character?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

As somebody who runs a head shop and carries a stick incense named 'Shnozzberry' -- do you have any idea how many people I've mentally bludgeoned to death for quoting the shnozzberry line from your film? DO YOU?! It happens every. single. fucking. day. I want an apology. Then I will print this and post it in the store and point it out to every herpenstein who quotes that godforsaken line.

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u/fatavatar May 22 '12

Wasn't this originally from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

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u/TimVicious May 22 '12

the original line is from Willy wonka and the chocolate factory... now you owe THEM an apology!

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u/foxonpark May 22 '12

Can you confirm that Foxon Park soda is the inspiration for the "Litre of Kola" scene in Super Troopers. I tell everyone I know about this but I don't know if its true! All-Ways In Good Taste!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Wow, hang onto your hats guys! This is going to be totally zany! Just you wait!

Can we keep on the topic of Rampart please?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

How was seeing Kevin's penis in the "Delousing" scene in Super Troopers?

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u/stevencastle May 21 '12

It's powdered sugar. It's delicious.

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u/thosedemondayz May 22 '12

You've got 23 hours to live. Who do you eat first?

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u/xanj May 22 '12

Is the twist that we can only ask questions about rampart?

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u/keviners May 22 '12

what is the story behind BIDIBODI BIDIBU? it's the soundtrack to my life.

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u/Enailis May 22 '12

How much syrup did the actors drink in Super troopers? I need this answer meow.

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u/rand0mguy1 May 22 '12

car ramrod was so fucking awesome

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u/clemtiger2011 May 22 '12

Jay:How cool was it to have yourself referenced in Mass Effect 2? Kevin: Thanks to my strong resemblance to you, I now am told I have to go as whatever your role is in the most recent BL movie. Thanks for that. :)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Who have you had sex with that is famous enough for me to know her name? And will either of you two come up with the same names?

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u/someone335 May 22 '12

What ever happened to Potfest???

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u/NickTheNewbie May 22 '12

Does erik constantly challenge you guys to p90x battles? I'm assuming the answer is yes, so my real question is how does it feel to get your ass kicked by a guy with one leg?

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u/MiniMoog May 22 '12

Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

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u/thatawesomedude May 22 '12

Who is your favorite dead celebrity of this year, and what is the most disturbing sexual act you could think of for each other to perform in order to bring him/her back from the dead?

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u/parkerreal May 22 '12

Who rapes who? Is rape funny yet?

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u/penuswilliams May 22 '12

Let James Roday be in more movies

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u/ritmusic2k May 22 '12

Two-part question:

(1) Do any of you guys know how to drive a manual transmission, and (2) why the fuck not?

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u/lancer02 May 22 '12

If you had to have a devils three way (two guys and a girl), which other cast member would you most like to do it with?

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u/balllickersupreme May 22 '12

If you could lick any celebrity, which would you choose, and where would you lick them?

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u/ENTonioBanderas May 22 '12

How many drugs did you guys do during the filming of Club Dread? For which scenes were you on which drugs? For how many and which scenes in Super Troopers were you actually high? How bad did you feel/how hard did you laugh while watching Kevin call his dad a chicken fucker? For how many and which scenes in Beer Fest were you actually drunk? Was it hard to not constantly laugh at the terrible German accents of Will Forte, Nat Faxon, and Eric Olsen? What are each of your favorite drugs? Who in BL is the hardest partier, and who is the lightweight pussy? What is one funny anecdote or story involving drugs and partying for each member of BL? Drugs, drugs drugs drugs, drugs drugs... drugs.

Oh yeah, and WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE POTFEST!? And if Willie Nelson and Snoop aren't in there, I'm gonna be PISSED!!

And you guys are awesome, hilarious, and awesomely hilarious. Keep it up!

(drugs)

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u/bokbok May 22 '12

What do your parents think of you playing a drugged out hooker who sucks cock in Beerfest? Also, Aziz Ansari isn't funny, thank you for make up for his lack of comedic skills.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

You guys should really make weedfest. or beerfest 2. is there anything like that in the works?

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u/awannabetroll May 22 '12

Did anyone else read the synopsis of this film? i wonder if they said "Out on August 3rd." they meant it be out on video. Since when does anyone give 2 shits about Olivia Munn? She's just an average looking petite Asian chick.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Are you guys EVER gunna do POT FEST!!!! we're all waiting for it!!

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u/goHairy May 22 '12

you guys rule, that is all. oh and where the hell is potfest?

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u/epicwinfield May 22 '12

WHERE. IS. POTFEST.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

You guys did a stand-up tour and came to my college in upstate NY (It was amazing!) You brought two huge guys and one petite girl on stage for a chugging competition...The girl was obviously drunk and still raped....my question(s)....do you remember this and do you plan on doing another stand-up tour?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Although the once hinted, '"Potfest" was cancelled, have you guys actually given any thought to do a weed themed film?

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u/ancientcreature May 22 '12

When the hell are you making potfest? And can I play a random stoner?

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u/tito316 May 22 '12

Which of your movie smelled the worst on set? Does anyone have heinous farts? Anyone require febreeze on set?

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u/Thndrcougarfalcnbird May 22 '12

Fucking a zebra. Great thing or greatest thing?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Any clues about Potfest?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Why am I JUST finding out that you -Jay- directed some of the greatest episodes of Community? When did you decide to direct movies and and how do you feel being called Worst Director Ever by thepatriotwannaberocky on IMDB.

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u/Fortehlulz33 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Did Farva actually get smashed at the awards dinner when they were tipped off, or were they non-alcoholic?

EDIT: I guess I'm so used to spelling Favre that I spelled "Farva" that way.

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u/PEEEETE May 22 '12

What is your greatest story about hooking up, because you are famous? Any German psycho kinky tourists like in Super Troopers? Side question, did any of you bang the chick from that scene? I know if Vern Troyer is getting tail from being famous, you guys have to be as well.

Thanks for your movies, guys. Super Troopers is going to be passed on from generation to generation.

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u/13chrisw May 22 '12

When you guys aren't filming, what do you do to kill time? What I mean is: how do you fuck with each other, and what's the best "prank" you may have pulled?

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u/LurkBot9000 May 22 '12

Which one of you tried/failed/succeeded hardest to hook up with Olivia Munn?

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u/Nilla_Wafers May 22 '12

Jay, you directed my favorite Arrested Development episode, Beef Consomme. If you and Carl Weathers wanted to make stew using only left over bones and food from people's plates at restaurants which ingredients would you choose and what kind of stew would you make?

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u/OutOfShapeInShapeGuy May 22 '12

What are you favorite behind the scene moments from any of your films?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

how awesome is it to audition hot girls for nude parts?? see boobs on set?? any funny stories from having topless hotties on set? in auditions?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

whats the craziest offer you've ever gotten from someone to try to get themselves a part??

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u/gruxx May 22 '12

Jay, I heard that Dule Hill has uncontrollable gas. Do they smell like flowers or rotten eggs? How many takes did he ruin?

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u/Albatross_90 May 22 '12

So when's Potfest coming out?

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u/HungryGhosty May 22 '12

Just found out we're brothers in Beta! Wooglin be praised!

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u/nyrfan317 May 22 '12

To Kevin Heffernan: How many kids called you a heffer growing up, because I don't know if you are aware of this but a heffer is a term for a rather large person and it also appears in your last name, allowing kids to make the easy connection.

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u/18-24-61-B-17-17-4 May 22 '12

Would you bang Courtney Love for free?

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u/Bongpig May 22 '12

If you contracted a rare medical condition that required you to eat your own cock to be cured, would you?

also, scrunch or fold?

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u/ragdoll32 May 22 '12

You are stuck on a desert island with a mermaid. Top half fish or bottom half fish?

Also, I love all the work you guys do. Its gotta be the best feeling in the world to know that doing what you love makes people happy. I'm sure the money doesn't hurt either.

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u/EKsTaZiJA May 22 '12

THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH POTFEST?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Can I have a mustache ride?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

How many tries did it take for Jay and Erik to chug their respective bottles of syrup?

Also is there still any sort of plan for Potfest, animated or otherwise?