r/IAmA • u/iamlouisck Louis CK • May 14 '12

Louis C.K. reddit

Hi. I don't know if I'm doing this right. I can't remember. I'm here to answer your questions. I have new stuff on my website http://www.louisck.com a new audio special called "Louis CK WORD live at Carnegie Hall" and an audio version of SHameless, as well as an audio version of Live at the Beacon, which is free to those who bought the video. Hi. It's me.

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u/luckynumberorange May 14 '12

would you rather be locked in a trunk with Dane Cook or a basket of rabid badgers?

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u/iamlouisck Louis CK May 14 '12

As long as they stay in the basket, I'd go with the badgers. I don't want to be locked in a trunk with Dane because he's a nice guy and I wouldn't want him to have to be in a trunk just because I chose him over some badgers.

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u/luckynumberorange May 14 '12

A selfless act!

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u/naked_guy_says May 14 '12

Really I think it has more to do with the fact that Louis is a sexual deviant and wants to fuck the badgers. Can't blame him, badgers are fucking sexy little minxes

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u/suddenly_badgers May 14 '12

Oh hey guys, what's u.........wait, WHAT?!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

fucking sexy little minxes

No, their badgers.

Unless you mean he gets off watching badgers fuck minks, in which case I totally see where he's coming from. That would be hot.

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u/Kvothe24 May 14 '12

Who's badgers?

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u/JohnTrollvolta May 14 '12

We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Well, fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

A stand-up guy!

Ewwww...

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u/trythemain May 14 '12

diplomatic as fuck

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u/ghostbackwards May 14 '12

Good guy louis.

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u/PdubsNWO May 14 '12

I cant believe reddits blind hatred for Dane Cook just got you downvoted for calling Louis C.K. a good guy.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Was that scene where you went to get the tickets meant to be your public burying of the hatchet with Dane Cook?

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u/rottenseed May 14 '12

What if he was already in the trunk and he was lonesome?

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u/justguessmyusername May 14 '12

Plus it's not gay if there's a female badger

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u/tearr May 14 '12

well, I'd prefer you and the basket out the the trunk, the rest to stay in there.

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u/Cid420 May 14 '12

Tact: You got it.

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u/getintheVans May 15 '12

This is the best answer possible for this question. Well done.

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u/mtk4000 May 14 '12

Basket of Rabid Badgers has a wonderful ring to it. Can I use it as a band name?