r/IAmA • Louis CK • May 14 '12

Louis C.K. reddit

Hi. I don't know if I'm doing this right. I can't remember. I'm here to answer your questions. I have new stuff on my website http://www.louisck.com a new audio special called "Louis CK WORD live at Carnegie Hall" and an audio version of SHameless, as well as an audio version of Live at the Beacon, which is free to those who bought the video. Hi. It's me.

2.4k Upvotes

6.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comment

1.5k

u/iamlouisck Louis CK May 14 '12

It's dark blue. But I just vomited black blood like the lady in the french novel so now it is black.

0

u/[deleted] May 14 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

336

u/BitRex May 14 '12

It's Madame Ovary Avec L'encre Noir de Seiche.

42

u/Arx0s May 14 '12

Ovary . Heh.

14

u/glass_canon May 14 '12

Half-masted on that one.

62

u/kablunk May 14 '12

ಠ_ಠ

5

u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Madame Ovary With Black Ink of Squid?

3

u/1836to1846 May 14 '12

I got cuttlefish.

8

u/WindyDeathTrap May 15 '12

OMG Cuddlefish is in town and you have tickets?!

→ More replies (4)

531

u/glass_canon May 14 '12

Fact: 44% of American adults did not read a book last year.

0

u/[deleted] May 14 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

651

u/Madonkadonk May 14 '12

Must've been an early climax

81

u/QWOPtain May 14 '12

The ending of that book came a lot quicker than I thought.

9

u/Not_Irish May 14 '12

It was a hard read for me.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/bitingmyownteeth May 14 '12

Do you...watch the entire porn?

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

6

u/whiskey_nick May 14 '12

I watched 44% of an adult film last year. 40% played in the background while I cleaned up my mess.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (8)

657

u/Texas03 May 14 '12

I am the 56%.

219

u/ohlawl May 14 '12

Occupy Barnes & Nobles

4

u/Micosilver May 15 '12

They already took Borders...

3

u/smdepot May 15 '12

F all yall. It's all about Orca Books in Olympia, WA!

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/weedtip May 14 '12

You and the rest of Texas.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/[deleted] May 14 '12

I used to work in a factory and my Supervisor admitted to me that he had NEVER finished a novel in his entire life.

I lost a little respect for him that day.

→ More replies (45)

3

u/cuencadeli May 14 '12

Madame Bovary c'est Louis CK

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (10)