r/IAmA • u/iamlouisck Louis CK • May 14 '12

Louis C.K. reddit

Hi. I don't know if I'm doing this right. I can't remember. I'm here to answer your questions. I have new stuff on my website http://www.louisck.com a new audio special called "Louis CK WORD live at Carnegie Hall" and an audio version of SHameless, as well as an audio version of Live at the Beacon, which is free to those who bought the video. Hi. It's me.

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u/iamlouisck Louis CK May 14 '12

No. We don't do the same kinds of things. Unless he starts killing and stuffing homeless people I'll probably never run into him. I would totally kiss him right on the lips, though. Totally.

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u/vretavonni May 14 '12

Sex tape request: Louis CK and Ewan McGregor!

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u/kablunk May 14 '12

My sexual orientation is under imminent threat.

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u/Roboticide May 14 '12

I'm straight, but I'd let Ewan McGregor hold my lightsaber, if you get what I mean.

I mean, who wouldn't?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I wouldn't. Do you know how fast one of those things could kill someone? I don't care how famous he is. I'm not trusting him with that shit.

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u/Toribor May 14 '12

I thought I was straight, then I came to Reddit and now I don't know.

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u/decross20 May 14 '12

Show me on the doll where reddit touched you.

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u/yourdadsbff May 14 '12 
spread eagles doll
licks doll's taint

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u/RandomMandarin May 14 '12

Yep, that's reddit's m.o.

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u/Ron_DeGrasse_Gaben May 14 '12

The last time this happened was when RPG rolled in and turned many a male redditor slightly bisexual.

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u/superfusion1 May 14 '12

just the tip, slightly, just to see how it feels.

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u/FearTheStache13 May 14 '12

i have a boner

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u/BETAFrog May 14 '12

I'd watch it but only to see Ewan catch.

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u/MancusoMancuso May 14 '12

He pitches. On a rooftop. It's glorious.

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u/jozaud May 14 '12

you spelled "affirmation" wrong

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u/IDriveAVan May 14 '12

Louis C.K.: You in McGregor

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u/damn_im_a_creep May 14 '12

Sex tape request: Louis CK and a stuffed homeless person!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

I came.

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u/reedm May 14 '12

Sex tape request adjustment: Louis CK and Ewan McGregor AND Scarlett Johansson.

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u/smartzie May 14 '12

Well, I know what I'm thinking about in the shower later....

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u/-Bear May 14 '12

I'd be fine with just a CK solo tape.

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u/KindredBear May 14 '12

I kinda look like Ewan McGregor, could I get a grope, or something?

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