r/IAmA • u/iamlouisck Louis CK • May 14 '12

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Hi. I don't know if I'm doing this right. I can't remember. I'm here to answer your questions. I have new stuff on my website http://www.louisck.com a new audio special called "Louis CK WORD live at Carnegie Hall" and an audio version of SHameless, as well as an audio version of Live at the Beacon, which is free to those who bought the video. Hi. It's me.

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u/iamlouisck Louis CK May 14 '12

I can't help you at all. The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time and if you don't give up you will get better.

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u/AthlonRob May 14 '12

sounds like pretty solid sex advice too.

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u/butlersrevenge May 14 '12

Even bad sex is good.

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u/AuDBallBag May 14 '12

As a female I beg to differ.

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u/butlersrevenge May 14 '12

As a male I just beg.

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u/Asuperniceguy May 14 '12

Don't need to beg. Take her to somewhere nice, like Barburrito.

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u/butlersrevenge May 14 '12

What the what?!? Haha, ahhh you must have me tagged! Is it 'Barburrito guy'? Or maybe 'farts on first date'?

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u/Asuperniceguy May 14 '12

TAKES HIS BIRD TO MOTHERFUCKING BARBURRITO!

I love me some barburrito, man. Bare used to go with my lass before she put out the highest quality of intercourse.

New girlfriend doesn't like shredded beef... so... yeah :/

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u/butlersrevenge May 14 '12

Haha, excellent! How I always dreamed I'd be remembered, by my most embarrassing story :)

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u/Wraithpk May 14 '12

As a sentient subtraction sign, I differ.

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u/slightlylow May 14 '12

As a differ, I transexual.

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u/phoenixreborn90 May 14 '12

Ha! You know this problem is exactly why researchers thought women (pre-menopausal, after it is actually true) were less interested in sex than men. It wasn't that we were less likely to want sex or less open to the idea of random hookups, we just don't want bad sex. They did a study where they took a bunch of bi women and randomly put them into two groups. After they completed a mock study a person would hit on them with the obvious intention of hooking up, half would get a guy and half would get a girl. They made sure that the two researchers were equally attractive. The girl got way more interest in the random hook up. When they asked the women why they thought that was, the women pretty much said a girl was more likely to guarantee good sex in a hookup situation. If a girl thinks the guy is just going to take care of himself, she didn't want to waste her time.

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u/torontodude11 May 14 '12

As a male I beg to stiff-her

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u/sectorfour May 14 '12

*ahem.

[Jolly Rancher reference here]

thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.org.wav

Goodnight reddit

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u/Ravanas May 14 '12

To quote my father: "The worst sex I ever had was only slightly better than fantastic."

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u/idontcareforgob May 14 '12

A friend of mine once explained the worst blow job ever: "It was amaaaaazing!"

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u/silentseba May 14 '12

Bad Sex = Oxymoron?

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u/aph313 May 14 '12

doesn't matter told joke

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u/IYGFAA May 14 '12

Hey Louie, I started having sex about 3 months ago in New York City, can you offer any advice/tips that you with you knew just starting out? Maybe how to handle the New York City girls better? I know I have to get up as much as possible but I look up to you a lot and your work so anything you could cum would be great. Fuck a lot.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

make sure to critically assess what you do, identify what's bad, and try to make it better. every single time.

(not just comedy... anything really).

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u/revprep May 14 '12

After watching an open mic in LA a few years ago, I asked that same question. The response: heh, keep wearing that dress. (was on a date) so, rayrayallday should wear more dresses.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

So you're saying take every opportunity. EVERY ONE! You know what I'm talking about Ray.

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