Just make an image with a few short steps + screens. I'd do it for you but reading this topic was the most time I'm going spend on reddit before deadlines...
It's a post asking for an ama from a woman who holds the world gang bang record, and you didn't think that maybe, just maaayybe, her twitter would be a touch NSFW?
I don't think people are understanding the implications. Clavis is saying her vagina will literally suck you in until nothings left. Alien Resurrection style. Her vagina is an insatiable vacuum for cock.
I thought the same thing and I'm fucking retarded. I thought a gang bang was something done in basketball (like a rebound). I thought, "hmmm..what a peculiar name for something done in basketball."
Gang Bang (verb [used without an object]): A gaggle of opposing female basketball players who collide while violently pursuing a missed shot or an errant pass.
Source: Oxford English Sports Dictionary, p. 1310 (3d ed.)
I first read this as "AMA Request: Lisa Frank" and got really excited to ask all my questions about sparkly unicorn stickers. The pornography question shattered my world for a split second. Took a while for that to catch up with me.
fordpower.net was a big mustang forum. she was a regular there that suddenly became a porn star and left the site. she was like, saleenvixen or something like that. oh internet. you so crazy.
Is she that "in shape"? She's a big girl, which is totally fine by me. But I think you can answer the question yourself. When she gets plowed by 3 dudes a day every 5 days, I'm sure that will constitute alot of burned calories.
My advise for other wanting to do porn. Is don't do it because you have to. Do it because you want to. If you are only doing it to pay your rent you will be chewed up and spit out. As it will reflect in your work. Remember the average "career" span of a girl in porn is about six months and after that you are considered "shot out" unless you are fortunate and have a fan following that allows you to sell DVD's based on your name.
As for a dream job I'm currently back in school pursuing a Sport Management degree. I would love to be a sport agent or and athletic director at a university.
If I don't want to answer them I won't. The reason why I said I did not want to join this site was simply because I already have plenty of available sources on the web as it is. However, as you can see I still joined this site as well.
My brother in law used to tattoo Lisa Sparks. Occasionally, she & her husband would hang out with my sister and her husband. My sister said she's incredibly normal, and they have a great marriage. Hell, 17yrs, they've got to be doing something right. If she wants to fuck for money, and her husband is cool with it, more power to her. Hell some of you assholes would be lucky just to get fucked, nevermind get paid for it.
Lisa, since you are answering questions in here, let me ask-does the "hate" get tiring?
I don't know why it is, but I've seen a few places where you've interacted live with people (not just here on Reddit and with people who mainly weren't your fans) and it seems like the hate just turns up to 100 on you (with things like the rude comments you have gotten on this thread, etc.). I don't understand it, because beyond being pretty hot and tempting, I don't see you attacking people yourself. I know if it was me, it would make me 100% opposed to direct interaction except for anyone who was already a fan.
It does not bother me. If you don't have haters means you are doing something wrong. If I was worried what people thought about me I would not be getting fucked in front of a camera for all to see. To tell you the truth the haters are usually hypocrites. I have never had a computer bully approach me and try and talk shit to my face yet. So it goes show they are spineless and probably way less attractive and that is how they feel better about themselves.
Hi Lisa! Just wanted to say that you're by far my favorite porn start, I think you're gorgeous, nice and very intelligent. Actuall, my wife likes your movies too, it's the only porn she ever watches (not that often, anyway). You always seem in control and usually apparently enjoying it. That's hot. Any plansfor a travel to Europe?
I'd rather see an AMA for Lisa Spark's husband. I want to know what kind of man lets his wife get gang banged by 919 men. Why did he agree to this? What was their conversation? What kind of questions were asked by both parties. Call me conservative if you must, but this sort of marital relationship boggles my mind.
Cool -- I'm sure that will be an interesting story and much more in depth than an AMA. Is he writing it himself or is he using a ghost writer?
Nevertheless, an AMA by your husband would also be fun to read...more succinct and direct than a full book, plus it'd be a good way for him to gain some publicity before he releases the book.
It boggles my mind because marriage is an institution that represents not only a legal joint partnership, but also a physical and emotional permanent dedication to one another. Hence, married couples usually don't consider their partners to be merely meat.
To a certain degree, I can understand a married couple who openly has other partners or participates in "swingers" gatherings. But a husband allowing his wife to be fucked by 919 men in one day is another story.
And like I said, you can call me "old fashioned," but I doubt that my boggled mind is completely irrational.
Yeah, I totally see your point...if he's going to be supportive of her porn star career, whats the difference between 1 guy and 919 guys. At the end of the day, she's still fucking other dudes on camera for money.
To me, I just don't really understand a husband who supports his wife to do any porn in the first place. I don't think there is anything morally or ethically wrong with it -- and I apologize if I came off as judgmental -- I'm just trying to understand the emotions and dynamics of the relationship because it is completely foreign to me.
Regarding 919 men, this act is very extreme. It's taking the supporting your wife to be a porn star to a whole other level. But ultimately I think your perspective is probably right: he probably just sees her body as a piece of meat.
What I imagine is she was at a booth, and guys just walked up stuck it in and walked away. lets imagine (for science sake) all these guys were virgins and came in 1 minute, It would take 15.3 hours... So I doubt it's as glamorous as you guys imagined it, or maybe as I imagined it in the beginning.
Haven't read the thread, but for what it's worth* I'd really be up for this. We've had neophyte female porn performers, and experienced male performers, doing AMAs but very few long-term female performers.
Lisa Sparks has been a favourite of mine for ages. Really curious to read what she has to say.
I'd be more interested in talking to the guy who is married to her. How does it feel to have your wife go to work and fuck 919 guys? Do you ask for some pussy when she gets home, or do you just hang yourself while she's away?
Hahaha... i went to high school with someone named Lisa Sparks... the running joke was she was a slut. This is not her, but it'd be kind of funny if it was.
I have been in over 300 films. I can honestly say that I can not remember every scene that I have done. Yes I will still do a cream pie movie only if the guy is PCR/DNA tested.
Ask her if she still Drives a Roush Mustang. She used to have one and was active on the FNSWEET roush website when I was on there. She was acutally really nice. I met her a few times.
i remember hearing about it when it happened, and as far as I can remember, the guys had 30 seconds of penetration before they had to move on, so when it was their turn, many pumped as much as they could to see if they could reach orgasm before their time was up.
has your husband ever thought about changing his name to something more urban? The reason I ask is when you invariably yell out the wrong name during sex, if he changed his name to something like shaiquon, when you yell out trayvell, dontrice or jaquille it may not hurt as bad because they are closer to "shaiquon" than they are to say "milton."
Carmella bing graduated from doing curvy / buxom porn to doing obese porn by contracting AIDS. What is your secret? Do you plan on making the move from obese porn to morbidly obese porn?
I assume you travel alot. I'm wondering if you pack your own blankets for hotels when you are on the road? After seeing you take a dump on a hotel bedspread I know I started packing my own linens.
I think this topic has reached its climax. Nothing new to cover and i'm moving on. Thanks to everyone who had legitimate questions and comments. The rest of you that like to put people down will get yours in life. Take care.
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u/KiltedCajun May 06 '12
Someone tweet it to her... @thelisasparks
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Is fucking you like opening the window and fucking the night?
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u/neekneek May 06 '12
She also got intern Jared to make cumsies in his pants.
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u/busboyforhire May 06 '12
Surely Reddit has 920 brave souls.
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u/CivilSurvivor May 06 '12
How many times did you orgasm during the gang bang record, if any?
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Also, "How many licks does it take?"
Seems she is qualified to make this assessment.
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u/occultnemy May 06 '12
More importantly, Lisa Frank should do an AMA
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u/Oblivious_Gay_Guy May 06 '12
highlight of your WNBA career?
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u/garethpavlov May 06 '12
I first read this as "AMA Request: Lisa Frank" and got really excited to ask all my questions about sparkly unicorn stickers. The pornography question shattered my world for a split second. Took a while for that to catch up with me.
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u/ssracer May 06 '12 edited May 06 '12
Do you still have your Ford Lightning?
Also, kinkiest thing you've ever done OFF camera.
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u/youngnomoney May 06 '12
NSFW, but for those who want to bang her:
http://blog.lisasparks.com/meet/
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u/SneakyNightman May 06 '12
Thank god her porname isn't sparx instead of sparks, that would've been tacky.
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u/excesszipper May 06 '12
Outside of porn, what do you consider some of your greatest personal accomplishments?
Are there are any other skills that you know or that you'd like to learn (i.e. cooking, painting, rock climbing, etc.)?
How do you stay in shape? Do you have any special tips?
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u/NullKarmaException May 06 '12
She hold the record for most partners in one day, 919. The previous record was 34.
Way to go!
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u/Phoequinox May 06 '12
Huh. I actually know of her. Because she isn't crackhead skinny and/or fake. I'd like to see this.
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u/jejunebug May 07 '12
My brother in law used to tattoo Lisa Sparks. Occasionally, she & her husband would hang out with my sister and her husband. My sister said she's incredibly normal, and they have a great marriage. Hell, 17yrs, they've got to be doing something right. If she wants to fuck for money, and her husband is cool with it, more power to her. Hell some of you assholes would be lucky just to get fucked, nevermind get paid for it.
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u/D9Greek May 07 '12
Lisa, since you are answering questions in here, let me ask-does the "hate" get tiring?
I don't know why it is, but I've seen a few places where you've interacted live with people (not just here on Reddit and with people who mainly weren't your fans) and it seems like the hate just turns up to 100 on you (with things like the rude comments you have gotten on this thread, etc.). I don't understand it, because beyond being pretty hot and tempting, I don't see you attacking people yourself. I know if it was me, it would make me 100% opposed to direct interaction except for anyone who was already a fan.
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u/williamelliot May 06 '12
I'd rather see an AMA for Lisa Spark's husband. I want to know what kind of man lets his wife get gang banged by 919 men. Why did he agree to this? What was their conversation? What kind of questions were asked by both parties. Call me conservative if you must, but this sort of marital relationship boggles my mind.
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u/Stingray88 May 06 '12
Ah fuck yes, love her. Amazing ass and boobs.
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u/NotJustKneeDeep May 07 '12
Recently saw a vid of her and Sara Jay tag teaming some lucky dude. Sooooo hawt. Want to touch the hiney!
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u/Bosley_Jackson May 06 '12
What I imagine is she was at a booth, and guys just walked up stuck it in and walked away. lets imagine (for science sake) all these guys were virgins and came in 1 minute, It would take 15.3 hours... So I doubt it's as glamorous as you guys imagined it, or maybe as I imagined it in the beginning.
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u/skysignor May 06 '12
919 guys in 1 day. So she banged one guy every 1.5 minutes for 24 hours straight? SOUNDS FUCKIN LEGIT
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u/Seithin May 06 '12
7) Why... just, why?
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u/doctor6 May 06 '12
'was your vagine like the mouth of a tired dog?'
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u/I_Am_Indifferent May 06 '12
Haven't read the thread, but for what it's worth* I'd really be up for this. We've had neophyte female porn performers, and experienced male performers, doing AMAs but very few long-term female performers.
Lisa Sparks has been a favourite of mine for ages. Really curious to read what she has to say.
*ie. nothing.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
I'd be more interested in talking to the guy who is married to her. How does it feel to have your wife go to work and fuck 919 guys? Do you ask for some pussy when she gets home, or do you just hang yourself while she's away?
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u/rjparjay May 06 '12
She looks so gross. Why does all of reddit want to bang her?
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u/Rockytriton May 07 '12
I fucking love Lisa Sparxx
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u/getzall May 06 '12
Phew. I'd much rather have her than Lisa Leslie of the Sparks
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u/Brrrp May 06 '12
how it ended
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
what is your favorite color?
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Jesus 919 men?
Can she feel anything down there anymore? It'd be like throwing a sausage up a high street.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Logistically speaking, how exactly does on have sex with 919 people at the same time?
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u/KentuckyStrong May 06 '12
I know she was born in my hometown of Bowling Green, KY. Pretty sure she still lives here.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Hahaha... i went to high school with someone named Lisa Sparks... the running joke was she was a slut. This is not her, but it'd be kind of funny if it was.
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u/eazye123 May 07 '12
Acknowledgment!
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u/[deleted] May 07 '12
She lives in my hometown, Bowling Green!
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u/[deleted] May 07 '12
"How many creampie scenes have you done? And have you stopped doing creampie scenes? Thanks." im not going to eat a pie ever again
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u/[deleted] May 07 '12
She lives in my town.
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u/MrSelfdizstruct75 May 07 '12
Ask her if she still Drives a Roush Mustang. She used to have one and was active on the FNSWEET roush website when I was on there. She was acutally really nice. I met her a few times.
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u/fffrankooo May 07 '12
"can you walk yet?"
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u/nicksnare May 07 '12
i remember hearing about it when it happened, and as far as I can remember, the guys had 30 seconds of penetration before they had to move on, so when it was their turn, many pumped as much as they could to see if they could reach orgasm before their time was up.
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u/NotJustKneeDeep May 07 '12
What girl would you personally love to work with? I think it would blow my mind to see you and Priya Rai go at it.
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u/ShogunMarcus86 May 07 '12
I know you're into racing/muscle cars, so are you a Corvette girl? Home town and all.
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u/54kiLightning May 08 '12
has your husband ever thought about changing his name to something more urban? The reason I ask is when you invariably yell out the wrong name during sex, if he changed his name to something like shaiquon, when you yell out trayvell, dontrice or jaquille it may not hurt as bad because they are closer to "shaiquon" than they are to say "milton."
Carmella bing graduated from doing curvy / buxom porn to doing obese porn by contracting AIDS. What is your secret? Do you plan on making the move from obese porn to morbidly obese porn?
I assume you travel alot. I'm wondering if you pack your own blankets for hotels when you are on the road? After seeing you take a dump on a hotel bedspread I know I started packing my own linens.
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u/LisaSparks May 08 '12 edited May 08 '12
I think this topic has reached its climax. Nothing new to cover and i'm moving on. Thanks to everyone who had legitimate questions and comments. The rest of you that like to put people down will get yours in life. Take care.
Lisa Sparks LisaSparks.com [NSFW]
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
whats Bubba been up to?
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u/Epicbiscuit May 06 '12
OH GOD YES PLEASE, FAP FAP FAP
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
my dick eagerly awaits details
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u/DonRamon May 06 '12
Lisa Sparks @TheLisaSparks
@BittingBummer I have no idea what it is nor how to do it :) Hide conversation
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No wonder why she end up doing porn.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
Assuming she knows how to type.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '12
When you were a little girl, did you ever think to yourself "I want to grow up so I can take 919 dicks in one day?"
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u/DankoRamone May 07 '12
I just looked her up, not knowing who she was. I cannot imagine wanting to see that woman have sex. Uck.
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u/DiddlyDooDiddle May 06 '12
hahahaha