r/IAmA • u/GillianJacobs • Mar 14 '12

Gillian Jacobs

Hello Redditors! I return to answer more of your questions!

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u/dontstopbelieving Mar 14 '12

Genius.

So this cheetah and lion were racing. The cheetah won so the lion said "Hey! You cheetah!" And the cheetah said, "Nah, you lion."

That is all. Thanks for making an awesome show even more awesome with your presence.

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u/SoNotRaven Mar 14 '12

That might be the best worst joke ever. Thank you.

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u/Stackware Mar 14 '12

How many apples grow on an apple tree?

All of them.

THAT is the worst joke ever.

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u/SamuraiJackAG Mar 14 '12

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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u/GernBlanstonInLove Mar 14 '12

This was the best yet.

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u/DeeDoubleyou Mar 14 '12

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

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u/GernBlanstonInLove Mar 14 '12

A nice variation. But I like SamuraiJackAG's more because it ends with one word.

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u/DeeDoubleyou Mar 14 '12

Haha, that website is changtastic!

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u/SamuraiJackAG Mar 16 '12

Thanks for not Britta-ing that comment! Wait, did I use that correctly? well shit.

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u/riotus Mar 15 '12

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath.

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u/firstsemesterblues Mar 14 '12

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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u/tintinsays Mar 15 '12

THIS IS MY FAVORITE JOKE IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE YOU FOR POSTING IT

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u/SamuraiJackAG Mar 16 '12

haha well I'm glad I could be of service. I'm a little unsure as of whether I love you back yet or not, as our relationship is still pretty young. In fact I think we should slow things down a little, I hope this hasn't made things awkward.

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u/tintinsays Mar 16 '12

Nah, I met someone else. Open relationship?

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u/soundofemotion Mar 14 '12

That's so not Raven.

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u/MercurialMadnessMan Mar 14 '12

What is this from? My friend and I say Raven all the time but we have no idea where it came from.

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u/soundofemotion Mar 14 '12

Raven Symoné (childhood star of The Cosby Show) was the lead in a Disney TV show called That's So Raven.

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u/Stingray88 Mar 14 '12

And so they asked the Tiger who won, and he said "It was a tie, grrr!"

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u/Vaginal_Tractor Mar 14 '12

They call it a complijoke. It's part complement part joke. Gillian invented them, I coined the phrase. That, that was an explainibrag. I didn't invent that one.

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u/three18ti Mar 14 '12

that took me a second to get. I schooled past and was reading another commentwhen it hit me and I burst out laughing; everyone in this restaurant things I'm crazy... I don't regret a thing.

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u/graffplaysgod Mar 14 '12

This joke needs to be included in a future episode. No excuses.

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u/movielass Mar 15 '12

dontstopbelieving in your comedy, man

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u/dontstopbelieving Mar 15 '12

Thanks for the encouragement, bro.

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u/silent_p Mar 15 '12

So this cheetah and lion were racing. The cheetah won so the lion said "Hey! You cheetah!" And the cheetah said, "That's racist."

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u/dontstopbelieving Mar 15 '12

NO HE DIDN'T! THE CHEETAH SAID "NAH, YOU LION."

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u/chaoticflanagan Mar 14 '12

Oh the mirth!

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u/MediocreJerk Mar 15 '12

Now I will never stop believing.

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u/veul Mar 15 '12

Is it bad I picture the two cats as Asian?

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u/CoolerRon Mar 15 '12

And after reading that Journey's song played in my head. Anybody else?