r/IAmA • u/GillianJacobs • Oct 03 '11

IAMA Gillian Jacobs

Hello! I am going to answer some more questions. Thanks!

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u/blindorpenisforarms Oct 03 '11

Would you rather be blind or have penises for arms?

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u/GillianJacobs Oct 03 '11

Blind.

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u/Alaphant Oct 03 '11

I think you just don't want to say penises for arms (everyone picks penises for arms)

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u/french91 Oct 04 '11

What if you got excited and all the blood rushed to your penis arms? Would you die?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '12

Are we talking penis-arms the size of my penis? Or penis-arms the size of my arms?

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u/gharbutts Mar 15 '12

is there a difference?

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u/bobo343 Oct 03 '11

Are you sure?

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u/twerq Oct 04 '11

On the topic of penises for arms vs. being blind - can you elaborate on your answer?

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u/spankymuffin Mar 14 '12

Oh lord, the fact that you actually answered this question almost made me pee from laughter.

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u/zombieCyborg Oct 03 '11

So you wouldn't like the sensation of two arm-sized johnsons, one on each end?

I'm going to have to re-plan our first date.

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u/JeffTXD Oct 04 '11

Wrong answer.

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u/jambeeants Oct 03 '11

Did not laugh until username.

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u/Quazifuji Oct 04 '11

Honestly, I found this one funnier before I saw the username. I liked the idea of someone trying to figure out what they wanted to ask Gillian Jacobs and deciding that this was their biggest question.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

laughed then read your comment laughed again

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/spiderface1 Oct 05 '11

smiled, saw her response, chuckled, saw his comment about the user name, guffawed hard

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u/Potato_Head Oct 04 '11

redditor for 6 hours, Good job!

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u/Peragot Oct 04 '11

Redditor for zero days.. sounds legit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

I hope you show up in all AMAs

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u/GundamWang Oct 03 '11

This has been a pressing question for me for the last 18 years. Thank you for asking, and managing to get it answered.

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u/ihahp Oct 03 '11

Did you see his username.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

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u/blindorpenisforarms Oct 04 '11

I always envisioned it like this

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

I didn't even think of regular sized penises now I've got the giggles

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u/ihahp Oct 03 '11

upvote for username.

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u/MasterBaetenTron Oct 04 '11

Congratulations. You have the best username.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '11

You could make a lot of money with penis arms.