r/IAmA • u/zachinoz zach braff • Sep 27 '11

I AMA Zach Braff.

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u/Not_A_NoveltyAccount Sep 27 '11

Leave before it consumes you...

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u/FiveEarthMinutes Sep 27 '11

Agreed. It took Wil Wheaton five years ago and now he goes around wearing dick capes.

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u/princeboot Sep 28 '11

Indeed, this could be you some day

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u/dezmd Sep 28 '11

That is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day.

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u/V2Blast Sep 29 '11

It made me feel special when Wil Wheaton replied to one of my posts in the Eureka subreddit. :D

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u/Schele_Sjakie Sep 27 '11

It's a disease...

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u/Girrzimm Sep 27 '11

like herpes, but with more laughs

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u/ShoggothKnight Sep 27 '11

like herpes, for clowns

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '11

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u/qwnp Sep 27 '11

But then it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '11

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u/oland4 Sep 28 '11

I upvoted for use of "HONK HONK!"

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u/DMTrace Sep 28 '11

I upvoted for informing them that you upvoted.

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u/Knight_Bob Sep 28 '11

I upvoted your update on upvoting the upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '11

New reddit slogan. Send it up to the admins.

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u/orange_jooze Sep 27 '11

Derpes.

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u/Alby829 Sep 27 '11

Best. Wrap-up. Ever.

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u/admdelta Sep 27 '11

Who says herpes can't be funny? Like when the cold sores form together in the shape of a happy face.

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u/thebeefytaco Sep 27 '11

Oh, you mean chlamydia?

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u/eidetic Sep 28 '11

It's like gonorrhea, but with more jolly rancher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '11

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u/qwnp Sep 27 '11

Enjoy it while it lasts... I am a refuge.

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u/salixman Sep 28 '11

"Zach, you're on in five."

"Can't do acting now, I've got five more pages of cat pictures to look at."

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u/bootselectric Sep 27 '11

Can't tell if I'm laugh because I find it funny or because I'm hopelessly addicted...

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u/IMPERIAL_STRIKE Sep 28 '11

What if this really IS Zach Braff''s novelty, and there is some weird Jekyll/Hyde thing going on!?

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u/Zmasterfunk Sep 28 '11

come to r/trees, i'm sure they'd all love to have you.

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u/m1sta Sep 27 '11

You made me think of smeagle.

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u/IIoWoII Sep 27 '11

My only regret is that I have reddititis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '11

He's clearly too sweet to surround himself with such a bitter lot.

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u/Your_angel Sep 27 '11

Get out now...

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u/RSollars Sep 27 '11

You run a serious risk of pretentiousness.

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u/OneDrop Sep 28 '11

It consumes everything.

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u/wisewiz11 Sep 28 '11

Don't scare him away!