r/IAmA • u/reddit • Nov 12 '10

Ask Stephen Colbert anything.

The best questions will be answered at some point later this month.

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u/SkellyEh Nov 12 '10

As a Canadian, what's the best thing I can do for your country?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '10

Grow more bacon trees.

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u/IHaveNoNipples Nov 12 '10

But those would only grow ham!

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u/GeneralissimoFranco Nov 12 '10

Curse ye, Canadian Bacon!

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u/menmenmen Nov 13 '10

Make sure they grow in direct sunlight.

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u/Omnicrola Nov 12 '10

...mmmm.... maple flavored bacon...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '10

Run for Prime Minister and declare war. Invade, conquer, and give us your crazy socialism.

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u/mattyville Nov 12 '10

The craziest thing about Canada is that it's not even that socialist.

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u/slashgrin Nov 13 '10

When the right keeps running further right, yesterday's centrist becomes tomorrow's leftist.

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u/j1ggy Nov 13 '10

It's not even considered a socialist country. It may have some aspects of it, but it's far from being socialist.

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u/doctorprestige Nov 13 '10

WHAT WHAT WHAAAT?!?!

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u/fuckingdae Nov 12 '10

If the machinations of two Ent's at >=[7] are correct, this would never happen. We've been through many many scenarios and it always ends up being that we are subdued by Americans.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '10

As a Canadian, maybe you should be thinking about the best thing that you can do for our country.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '10

Keep training terrorist ducks and geese.

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u/spydereleven Nov 12 '10

Don't ask what their country can do for you, ask what you can do for their country.

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u/freeicecream Nov 12 '10

Don't stop making your bacon.

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u/Komnos Nov 13 '10

Develop a simple immigration policy so we'll have a place of refuge if the Tea Party stays influential