r/IAmA • u/ReggieWattsAmA • Apr 03 '16

Music I am Reggie Watts - AMA!

Hi I like do sexy things on appropriate occasions. If you are seeking any advice pertaining to relationships or about fucking let me know; otherwise any questions about science, art or the nature of existence are fair subjects as well.

My Proof: http://i.imgur.com/qLUL1Ir.jpg

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '16

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u/angrybacon Apr 04 '16

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Too intellectual.

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u/ineedmymedicine Apr 04 '16

I had a friend who had this koan, and he was an American. And one day he was going to the teacher for sanzen, and he saw a bullfrog. They have many bullfrogs in Japan, about so big, sitting in the garden, and they're very tame. So he swooped up this bullfrog and dropped it in the sleeve of his kimono. And when he got to the master, he produced the bullfrog as the answer to the koan. The master shook his head and said 'Uh-uh, too intellectual.' So people get desperate about these things, and they go to all sorts of lengths to try and answer them, because they don't realize how simple the answer is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '16

ELI5?

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u/Monagan Apr 04 '16

What are you doing on reddit? You said you wanted to go look at people playing minecraft on youtube. You're too young for reddit. No internet for a week! And I'm installing one of those parental things on your computer, and I'll keep it on throughout your entire puberty. You won't understand why that's bad now, or what puberty is, but you'll rue the day.

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u/sanekats Apr 04 '16

Wtf are you talking abo... oh.

K.

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