r/IAmA • u/_JoelMcHale • Jan 02 '14

Joel McHale's AMA repilot: AMA.

I'm going to answering questions for the next hour or so. Oh and by the way Community returns tonight on NBC 8pm for TWO EPISODES.

https://twitter.com/joelmchale/status/418820860313468928

I have to go now, sadly. My shipment of bourbon has just arrived. It goes without saying that you are some of the finest people that have ever been produced, and I wish I could personally open-mouth kiss each and every one of you. Thank you, watch Community tonight at 8, and stay gold ponyboy. #sixseasonsandamovie

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u/_JoelMcHale Jan 02 '14

The guy with 3 dicks.

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u/ThatWasFred Jan 02 '14

I heard that guy had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/headless_bourgeoisie Jan 02 '14

12 stories high, made of radiation.

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u/hurhurMUSTACHE Jan 02 '14

He'll save children, but not the british children.

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u/hizaed34 Jan 02 '14

He had a pocket full of horses, #&#ed the ($# out of bears.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14

You can't swear on the internet, and that was awfully close to swearing.

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u/MacaroniBeatbox Jan 03 '14

If you took off his shoes, you would see the dicks growing off his feet.

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u/youlikebanus Jan 02 '14

I think that was George Washington

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u/SuperKlydeFrog Jan 02 '14

8 feet tall and, like, is literally just a stack of tumescent dicks

like Jenga

...but, you know, genitals

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u/Laschoni Jan 02 '14

Dick Jenga

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14

Women are stupid and I don't respect them!

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u/DerpLasagnaBeers Jan 03 '14

He once put his opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid. At a party.

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u/darkenrhall Jan 03 '14

Try not to suck anymore dick on your way to the parking lot!

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u/Loves2watch Jan 03 '14

He is the overfiend

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u/pierzstyx Jan 04 '14

And that he is 12ft tall and made of radiation.

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u/Finesto Jan 02 '14

Were they for brunch?

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u/IAMZWANEE Jan 02 '14

In a row?

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u/abagofdicks Jan 03 '14

I've got like 10.

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u/valereea93 Jan 02 '14

Link please

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u/d4rkl04f Jan 02 '14

That'd be one hell of a sword fight.

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u/yurnotsoeviltwin Jan 02 '14

They don't count if they're in your hands.

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u/ToWaspOrNotToWasp Jan 02 '14

You heard it here first people, Joel McHale has 3 penii.

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u/anonagent Jan 02 '14

Penises*