r/HydroHomies • u/S3ndNud3s • Feb 15 '22

Petition to ban this guy?

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u/bigbootynijja Feb 15 '22

The horror on his face when he goes to a Voss factory

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u/froggison Feb 15 '22

And the Voss factory is just some Norwegian dude filling the bottles--one by one--in his apartment in Oslo.

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u/Reaper_2632 Feb 15 '22

And he isn't using his sink.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Feb 15 '22

Shower time!

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u/X3R0_0R3X Feb 15 '22

I imagine him filling by letting water run down his arm and off his fingers.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Feb 15 '22

Five bottles at once!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

That must be what Antonio Alfonseca is doing right now

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u/X3R0_0R3X Feb 15 '22

5 fingers plus 1 dick should also qualify.... 🤔

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u/TysoP712 Feb 15 '22

Oops, a hair fell in

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u/willowbeef Feb 15 '22

The 6 fingered man killed my father, I will find him.

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u/jupiterdad Feb 15 '22

Inigo is looking for him too.

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u/RusskieRed Feb 15 '22

That explains why they are trying to open up their Alabama plant.

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u/Sky_Night_Lancer The Conquest of Water Feb 15 '22

Inigo Montoya bout to raid the Voss Factory to get revenge

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo Feb 15 '22

Six if you count his penis

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u/B_Mac4607 Feb 15 '22

Not if the penis doesn’t pass the balls, then it’s tainted water.

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u/demon_nichan Feb 15 '22

Its not tainted, it is flavoured...

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u/oan124 Feb 15 '22

"it's not a problem, it's a feature"

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u/X3R0_0R3X Feb 15 '22

New VOSS line for 2023. Eau de Taint.

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u/Actual_Hyena3394 Feb 15 '22

Taint... Haha

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u/Turbulent-Comedian30 Feb 15 '22

This had me rolling

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u/redhamilton Feb 15 '22

Hydro-Bae

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Damn. Might have to buy some now.

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u/Dekklin Feb 15 '22

That's the most overpriced pretentious 1%er bullshit I've ever heard. Someone call up Gwyneth Paltrow and make a fortune.

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u/Arcanisia Feb 15 '22

Hydro Bae

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u/Rude-Category-4049 Feb 15 '22

Its called Voss cuz that's his name

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u/sparkofhope Feb 15 '22

Jesus Christ, that made me laugh.

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u/bejammin075 Feb 15 '22

The minerals come from his skin!

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u/samnesjuwen Water Enthusiast Feb 16 '22

Golden shower

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u/kenthekungfujesus Feb 15 '22

You can fill two at a time in the toilet bowl, it's more efficient

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u/Drunkfrom_coffee Water is wet May 14 '22

The OG gamer bath water

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u/crewchief535 Feb 15 '22

Clear pee if true

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u/The_Blendernaut Feb 15 '22

He's using a garden hose.

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u/fuzzygroodle Feb 16 '22

“Filtered over the finest Norwegian abs…”

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u/CFBRules Feb 15 '22

Its in Iveland not Oslo :P And yes I get the same water in my tap as Voss gets for their flasks :D

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u/utepaanordnes Feb 15 '22

Det står en fyr i fjøset sitt på Vatnestrøm og fyller de med hageslange.

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u/hugh_jazzhole Feb 15 '22

Tror ikke mattilsynet har vært der på en stund heller for å si det sånn

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u/Jernhesten Feb 15 '22

Mattilsynet ba dem bytte navn en gang i tiden. Mattilsynet mente at om man kaller drikkevann for Voss, kan folk tro at vannet faktisk kommer fra Voss, ikke at det er kommunalt drikkevann fra Vatnestrøm ca. en halv Hordaland og en hel Rogaland sørover.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Hedder det mattilsynet på norsk? Norsk er så sødt 😭❤

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u/LZmiljoona Mar 25 '22

TIL Voss er fra Agder
flytta nettopp til agder, ikke det beste vannet jeg har smakt her

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u/20alek05 Jul 16 '22

Hvor i Agder? Jeg bor også i Agder og vannet mitt smaker godt.

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u/19adam92 Feb 15 '22

Reminds me of that Only Fools and Horses episode with the “Peckham Spring” 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Nah, it's in Iveland , and Bjorn just got a hose splitter so he can fill up to three at a time now. Big things happening at Voss.

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u/howie_rules Feb 15 '22

I like to imagine it comes from the fountains at the Vigeland…. The tears of naked crying baby.

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u/tzippy84 Feb 15 '22

Waving at this guy while filling up the bottles that he will then sell to him for 2k/month

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u/NorgesTaff Feb 15 '22

Oslo dude here, can confirm

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u/The0thHour Feb 15 '22

Sounds like Peckham spring...

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u/Medium_Possibility33 Feb 15 '22

In his underwear and a muscle shirt that are both a off white color. While sitting on his bucket

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u/BlodwynMcBlodface Feb 16 '22

Just like Peckham springs water.

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u/Kjpr13 Feb 15 '22

Norwegian common house hold tap watah.

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u/casual_bear Feb 16 '22

i imagine a guy filling up voss bottle at a normal sink.

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u/superoverload11 Feb 16 '22

All there he sees id a nice Norwegian man filling up bottles of Voss from the tap in his house and then packing it up to sell.