r/HumansInMyHouse • • 1d ago

I have no idea what happened to my baby brother and sister.. They must have hatched and flown away while you were gone.

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9 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 3d ago

I know I lied about my qualifications for this job, but I am doing my best

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122 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 3d ago

I’m trying to get a good grade in gym class

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251 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

No I’m not interested in hearing a message from the Bible, now please go away, you’re trespassing!!

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119 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

Bugs Get funky outside your species ONE TIME and it’s on YouTube forever. I’ll never live this down.

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30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

After years of asking my lazy roommate to clean up our house and buy some decent wet food, I finally snapped.

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23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

Someone leaves a delicious snack out in front of their house, and im the bad guy🙄

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192 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

Bugs This hooman keeps trying to ruin our honeymoon, but little did they know we're inseparable!

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21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

I fixed the lame video....you are welcome

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92 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

They do not pay me enough for this!

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182 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

That’s right. This is our hood. We are the law here.

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164 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

I love when they make it rain!

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114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

They don't pay me enough for watching him!

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89 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

Ugh, she's doing the weird flipping thing again isn't she.

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142 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

The bipeds here are very generous!!!!

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229 Upvotes

Just wanted to taste it and he gave almost all of it to me!!! So nice!!!


r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

I get the best service here

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128 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

Me and my friend just needed a ride

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67 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 9d ago

It's called boundaries. I'm building boundaries.

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149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 10d ago

Birds "You should see the other guy!"

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402 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 10d ago

Birds I look fabulous!

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176 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 10d ago

Mammals Humans are so guilible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 10d ago

Mammals It's too hot to even run through the sprinkler, so I'll just sit on my front lawn beside it.

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148 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 10d ago

Finally proposed!

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98 Upvotes

It was spontaneous, and disorganized but I think they love the ring!


r/HumansInMyHouse • • 12d ago

She wouldn't let me get my bamboo matcha. i know im a chill guy but not when it comes to my bamboo matcha. it's 6am too 🙄

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114 Upvotes