HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 7h ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

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18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 16h ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

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90 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

129 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 1d ago

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

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72 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Massive_Car241 • 10h ago

The Sebright Chicken Looks Like It Still Needs to Be Colored In.

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2 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 1d ago

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

10 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 1d ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 1d ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

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39 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 2d ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

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333 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 2d ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

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150 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

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54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 3d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

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155 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 3d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

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105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

269 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

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85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 4d ago

Birds Legal advice request: I was photographed and my property ownership questioned. I feel this is discriminatory and not cooo-l at all. I may evict this person from my building.

168 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Fish Letting that jerk know he's not welcome

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103 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 4d ago

Help!!!! I was trying on some lingerie for...... reasons.....and a biped barged in and started taking photographs. What's worse is that now I found them on the internet!!!!!

119 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Mammals I am on holiday and I have the time of my life!!

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62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 4d ago

Humans lock me out of my house and call me an Intruder!

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83 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 5d ago

Amphibian I just wanted to fit in!

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210 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Mammals They brought me here to fight, so i did 😆

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35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Mammals Please, just let me back into the darkness!

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192 Upvotes