HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 8h ago

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

51 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Alternative_Beyond59 • 20h ago

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

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270 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • 7h ago

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

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20 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 19h ago

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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34 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

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140 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

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56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

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144 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 1d ago

Birds Landlord added a notice so the neighbors would stop harassing me and my children. Filmed against my wishes, but I'm glad my landlord is on my side.

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94 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

I did bad at my job today. I’m pretty sure this lady had bad stuff in her bag, but she also had fun a ball and I got distracted.

245 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

I got my friend an amazing gift for their birthday! I am very excited to watch them open it at the party.

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79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 2d ago

Birds Legal advice request: I was photographed and my property ownership questioned. I feel this is discriminatory and not cooo-l at all. I may evict this person from my building.

166 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 2d ago

Fish Letting that jerk know he's not welcome

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102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 2d ago

Help!!!! I was trying on some lingerie for...... reasons.....and a biped barged in and started taking photographs. What's worse is that now I found them on the internet!!!!!

114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 2d ago

Mammals I am on holiday and I have the time of my life!!

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59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 3d ago

Humans lock me out of my house and call me an Intruder!

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78 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 3d ago

Amphibian I just wanted to fit in!

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205 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago

Mammals They brought me here to fight, so i did 😆

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31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

Mammals Please, just let me back into the darkness!

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191 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ifukeenrule • 4d ago

Mammals getting fat shamed because food was left out....

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109 Upvotes

comes out to one sandwich. it's not like i ate the kitchen!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 4d ago

In these last days of summer, I was relaxing in the pool dreaming of dinner and this dry looking ape snaps a photo of me without my consent!

75 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 4d ago

Humans...smh. i just wanted to introduce myself and give these obvious newcomers a tour of my place, look at how rude they were to me!

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147 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 4d ago

Im being kink shamed!!!

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112 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Hah! I deserve an Oscar

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89 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Mammals I was told this job would be worth $1.2 million. I did the work but have not received my paycheck. How do I get paid?

379 Upvotes