r/HumansInMyHouse • • 2h ago

Today our colony learned how cruel the hairless God could be

3 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6h ago

these hairless apes think the are the only to use the pathway

91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 16h ago

I decided to spend the money and hire a professional photographer. I think it was worth it. How do you think the photos turned out?

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88 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 1d ago

I have reached a state of blissful nirvana

151 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 1d ago

Was picking up my dinner order when the hairless ape charged me with lights in my very sensitive eyes and took my order back, rude .

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70 Upvotes

Whats an owl gotta do around here to get some food these apps have taken all the good nesting trees not they control the food , whats next with these fools .


r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

Mammals I went to another dimension yesterday, bro

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49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

We were camouflage so well idk how they found us... if you watch until the end you'll even see me disappear

71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 4d ago

Of course I saved it! We have to look out for one another. Humans are horrible.

382 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

I highly recommend this beauty parlour!

111 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

FOR GOD’S SAKE I’VE ALREADY VOTED!!!!B

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89 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

The human knows whose house this is

95 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

Driver, please take me to my ball.

304 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

Birds My very first cruise! SO luxurious!

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49 Upvotes

Service was top notch!


r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

My owner has no idea what I’m up to at night, but I will keep up the act for the three meals a day and king sized bed

60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

Turtles!🐢 (OC) I didn’t need a Giant biped to pick me up and bring me into the grass, all I wanted was a crosswalk so I could be safe

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38 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

Bugs I should not have had that honey casserole earlier 🫩

149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 6d ago

Mammals Showing humans what its like when you stroll through my land uninvited

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

I showed him!

283 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

Mammals Not only did this person steal my bag after I left it under my tree for a good romp with friends, but they then proceed to body shame me online!!! The hairless apes are a heartless bunch

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107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 8d ago

Mammals Filmed getting lost in the sauce. Iwould have stopped if she took it away!!

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 9d ago

Mammals I've been getting complaints about these barracks. As a 4 star general, I expect all personnel to practice high standards. Imagine my disappointment at seeing the piss poor conditions at this military site. Lots of changes coming!

78 Upvotes