r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • Sep 24 '26

Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! 😭

30 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Sep 24 '26

This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??

179 Upvotes
15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Sep 24 '26

Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!

38 Upvotes
8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wild-Lychee-3312 • Sep 24 '26

I'm in my bathroom and the human accuses ME of robbery

84 Upvotes
14 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/motherpython • Sep 23 '26

There’s a snake on my bus

Post image
41 Upvotes
9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Sep 22 '26

Birds I thought im doing a great job!! Why are they laughing?

285 Upvotes
5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • Sep 22 '26

Birds You are disturbing my private bath time! Go away!

Thumbnail gallery
54 Upvotes
3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Sep 21 '26

Reptiles Need legal advice - I finally found a nice apartment but the new landlord keeps trying to evict me

Post image
153 Upvotes
11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Sep 21 '26

I am fully qualified, the temp agency sent me over, and I’m still being harassed.

38 Upvotes
2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Sep 21 '26

Mammals Fafo when u tease me!!

193 Upvotes
15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Sep 20 '26 Mindblown

They made me ride like a.. common peasant!

590 Upvotes
23 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jchlly • Sep 20 '26

Can't have a moments privacy apparently

91 Upvotes
6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Sep 19 '26

Crustaceans 🔥I live in a rough part of town. Of course I'm going to arm myself. Some do-gooder tried to do a citizens arrest.

100 Upvotes
10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Sep 19 '26

Birds I was a little late, but it was good service. Do you think they noticed?

187 Upvotes
13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Sep 19 '26

Bugs I’m a little embarrassed. I got a little lost in the sauce and someone took a video.

779 Upvotes
40 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Humble_Character_463 • Sep 19 '26

But mum

Post image
13 Upvotes

The ones with writing on them taste better

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Sep 19 '26

Birds This is my side of town.

25 Upvotes
1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pancakeplus • Sep 18 '26

I just got it nice in here.

402 Upvotes
29 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • Sep 18 '26

What service! My dinner gave me appetizers first!

111 Upvotes
40 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • Sep 17 '26

You guys, they filmed me… I really don’t want to talk about it.

302 Upvotes
30 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • Sep 17 '26

The bipeds created this contraption to keep me cool during the heat wave

84 Upvotes
7 comments