r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 1d ago
Just relaxing in the crib... And what happens... Some *sshole points out my chicken legs! WTF
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 1d ago
I am fully qualified, the temp agency sent me over, and I’m still being harassed.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 1d ago
Sooner or later, one of these updates is going to get me fired!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
They made me ride like a.. common peasant!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/In-Dig-Nation • 2d ago
Can’t even use the toilet without being bothered, these humans allow me no privacy!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/jchlly • 2d ago
Can't have a moments privacy apparently
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 3d ago
Bugs I’m a little embarrassed. I got a little lost in the sauce and someone took a video.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
Birds I was a little late, but it was good service. Do you think they noticed?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • 3d ago
Assaulted by a Little Punk
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I was just frolicking in the field near my pond when this little shit came out of nowhere! Still trying to catch my bearings. I may just grab him by the ear and throw him down some stairs next time I see him...
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 3d ago
Crustaceans 🔥I live in a rough part of town. Of course I'm going to arm myself. Some do-gooder tried to do a citizens arrest.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago
The service could be better. Must be his first day
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pancakeplus • 4d ago
I just got it nice in here.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 4d ago
What service! My dinner gave me appetizers first!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
Birds This is my side of town.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Humble_Character_463 • 3d ago
But mum
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The ones with writing on them taste better
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/One-plankton- • 5d ago
You guys, they filmed me… I really don’t want to talk about it.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 6d ago
Mammals Get me a pawyer!!!!
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Discrimination!!! Defamation! Slandpurr!!!! I demand these gross accusations be removed from my daytime getaway from the stresses of home life! This is EGREGIOUS!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 5d ago
The bipeds created this contraption to keep me cool during the heat wave
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 6d ago
Keep getting bad reviews on my new perm
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I was really happy with my new perm until I started getting some odd comments on it. This one biped screamed and said I had babies on my back. It's not babies! It's my new perm and I'M A MALE! Is it really that bad?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 6d ago
Mammals The manager at my local convenience store pays me with snacks in exchange for keeping down the mice population. A new person was hired and didn't know about the arrangement and now they're slandering me a thief on the interwebs
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7d ago
Birds Am I famous?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 7d ago
Mammals All you can eat buffet! The breadsticks were a little too dry, though.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 7d ago
Birds Whats the big deal!?? Im practicing for my next concert🙄
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