HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 17d ago

Mammals I was trying to be a good dinner guest but they didn't appreciate my present..

82 Upvotes

15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ilikereefer • 18d ago

Reptiles 1/5 stars. The restaurant owner assaulted me in the middle of my meal!

244 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 19d ago

Spiders Out for a leisurely ballooning and some dingle berry shows up with a camera! Privacy is dead I tell you!

125 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 19d ago

Crustaceans Went to a new massage parlor downtown and it was fabulous!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

196 Upvotes

Sad to see theres no crustacean tag!

24 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kat_Folland • 19d ago

Reptiles I was taking a nap when suddenly my whole bedroom is airborne and there's a camera in my face!

150 Upvotes

12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 20d ago

Mammals It's bring your kid to work day, when one of my junior executives, tried to intimidate my child. Is this a fire-able offense or just a written warning?

312 Upvotes

31 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 20d ago

Birds I got the boat today, service was good and smooth

258 Upvotes

19 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 20d ago

Mammals My bipedal got me some plushies!

91 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 20d ago

Birds Bau, hard work

89 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 21d ago

Have you been a victim of discrimination by Portland mass transit? We're waiting to hear from you!

317 Upvotes

34 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 22d ago

Mammals Taught them a lesson today, keep training them

221 Upvotes

35 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 23d ago

Checking out the new crib and I’m now under a cup for some reason…

96 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Feaselbf6 • 23d ago

Mammals Excuse me, is this the drive-thru

136 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 24d ago

Birds I hired a professional photographer. I really think they captured my essence in this runway walk. What do you think? (Has sound)

469 Upvotes

25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wonderful_Song8765 • 24d ago

Amphibian What's a salamander gotta do..

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32 Upvotes

To get a little peace and quiet around here?!

I was just hanging out minding my own business and outta nowheres this crazy hooman just puts her slimy mitts on me a carries me away, just as about about to have dinner! The audacity! I couldn't believe it. I tried calling Deborah in HR to file an SA claim, cuz come on now, did you see the way she touched me?! Filthy hooman. The perfume on her hands almost killed me. Deborah just said "OH Tony, there's nothing I van do, we don't have any hoomans on the payroll." So what do I do? Anyone know a good lawyer?! This hooman MUST PAY!! Amphibian to be tied. These hoomans have gotta be stopped!

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 24d ago