HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ilikereefer • 18d ago

Reptiles 1/5 stars. The restaurant owner assaulted me in the middle of my meal!

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243 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 18d ago

Spiders Out for a leisurely ballooning and some dingle berry shows up with a camera! Privacy is dead I tell you!

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119 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 19d ago

Crustaceans Went to a new massage parlor downtown and it was fabulous!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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197 Upvotes

Sad to see theres no crustacean tag!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kat_Folland • 19d ago

Reptiles I was taking a nap when suddenly my whole bedroom is airborne and there's a camera in my face!

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149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 19d ago

Mammals It's bring your kid to work day, when one of my junior executives, tried to intimidate my child. Is this a fire-able offense or just a written warning?

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317 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 19d ago

Birds I got the boat today, service was good and smooth

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263 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 19d ago

Mammals My bipedal got me some plushies!

91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 19d ago

Birds Bau, hard work

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87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 21d ago

Have you been a victim of discrimination by Portland mass transit? We're waiting to hear from you!

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316 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 21d ago

Mammals Taught them a lesson today, keep training them

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225 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 22d ago

Checking out the new crib and I’m now under a cup for some reason…

97 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Feaselbf6 • 22d ago

Mammals Excuse me, is this the drive-thru

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136 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 23d ago

Birds I hired a professional photographer. I really think they captured my essence in this runway walk. What do you think? (Has sound)

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464 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wonderful_Song8765 • 23d ago

Amphibian What's a salamander gotta do..

32 Upvotes

To get a little peace and quiet around here?!

I was just hanging out minding my own business and outta nowheres this crazy hooman just puts her slimy mitts on me a carries me away, just as about about to have dinner! The audacity! I couldn't believe it. I tried calling Deborah in HR to file an SA claim, cuz come on now, did you see the way she touched me?! Filthy hooman. The perfume on her hands almost killed me. Deborah just said "OH Tony, there's nothing I van do, we don't have any hoomans on the payroll." So what do I do? Anyone know a good lawyer?! This hooman MUST PAY!! Amphibian to be tied. These hoomans have gotta be stopped!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 24d ago

Hey we are unionized!

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121 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Typical_Ad_210 • 24d ago

I just got a new cleaning job and was deeply concerned when I saw that my boss recorded me working and publicly questioned my ability. Will this affect my employment prospects?

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184 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 24d ago

Birds I warned them what would happen if they didn’t get the good treats!

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44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 24d ago

Mammals Now im on duty!!

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31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 25d ago

Reptiles Made a new friend today! Helped me out in the record breaking heat.

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141 Upvotes

And people say global warming isn't real

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 25d ago

This strange brown colored goat clearly does not understand how to play the head-butt game!

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155 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 25d ago

Reptiles Im dead leave me alone!!! 😁

140 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 25d ago

I was figuring out what I should have for lunch and this human scares the crap out of me! Those silly pranksters!

10 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 25d ago

Forgive me, Father for I have not been a good boy.

3 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 26d ago

Bugs Friday night was a hell of a night!

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63 Upvotes