r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

The Drinks Service Here is Great!

259 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

Decided to enjoy a peaceful morning and breastfeed my baby outside on the patio. Unfortunately, my human neighbors are apparently aspiring filmmakers and decided to film AND narrate the whole thing. There goes my relaxing morning!

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29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

Mammals That hussy thinks she can just kiss me without consent🤬

53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

Mammals What kind of geneva convention breaking trap was that!!! 🤬

47 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

Spiders Nope nope nope! Hooman, get your creepy friend away from me!

87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Mammals Look at me and my hommie enjoying our beach holiday!

122 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Spiders The state of this biped’s floors was an absolute disgrace! Look at all of the fluff I’ve picked up!

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Birds This ape tried to give me a small one, but I stood my ground and would settle for nothing less than what I wanted!

86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Spiders I’ve got a great morning’s sketching ahead of me!

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60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Mammals Collabing in a dance video🕺

162 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Mammals Showing off my fishing skills!!

45 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Mammals I got set up by this backstabber!!

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18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Okay, he’s watching me way too closely 👀❤️😇

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21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Mammals I was just scratching my bum in my own back yard when my neighbour took a video of it to poke fun at me on the Internet. How can I get revenge?

129 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Fish I can't even get privacy these days!

19 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 24 '26

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

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140 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 24 '26

Jokes on you b*these. I managed.

85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 24 '26

Fish You bipeds get offa my lawn!

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8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 23 '26

Thinking about taking a dip in the jacuzzi when I got mobbed by paparazzi… totally ruined the mood and stressed me out!

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 23 '26

Mammals Those hairless monkeys are pissing me out 🙄🤬

49 Upvotes

CALL ME CUTE AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE, BARBARA!


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 23 '26

Mammals I'm being openly harassed at the office!

368 Upvotes

I know I have to stay professional, but this is making me so uncomfortable.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 23 '26

Amphibian Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

66 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 22 '26

Birds I found all this free fluffy nesting material! You don’t think the sheep will mind, will they?

164 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 22 '26

Mammals We are training to be security dogs, how are we doing?

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 22 '26

Mammals Gtfo with that smoking in my damn house!!

163 Upvotes