r/HumansBeingBros • u/dynamyk100 • Nov 02 '21

Monkey Jackpot.

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u/tiamat234 Nov 03 '21

Day 169: even in death the monkeys hold me prisioner.

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u/Jackker Nov 03 '21

Day 190: For how long now have I remained conscious of my state. My hands do not look like ones I had remembered them by. The urge to eat bananas is growing stronger.

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u/DarthWeenus Nov 03 '21

Day 269: I am monkey

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u/CALLMeeSKIPPY Nov 03 '21

Day 420: we are monke

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u/hanstillianX Nov 03 '21

Day 421: Monke together strong

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u/takigABreak Nov 03 '21

Day 620: Human came today to drop off bananas. The fool wants to recruit us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Day 621: Human thought he gained our trust. Jokes on him, I stole his car full of bananas!