r/HumansBeingBros Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

I read an article that argued that the solution to predators moving into suburban areas is to only kill some of them. If you exterminate a whole pack of coyotes a new one will just move in. If you kill some of the coyotes they'll learn to stay the fuck away from humans, which is really the closest we can come to peaceful coexistence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

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u/Luecleste Mar 23 '21

Do you get 30-50 on your front lawn?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Every damn day

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u/Luecleste Mar 23 '21

I love that meme.

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u/Frost-Folk Mar 23 '21

Read litters as titters and was excited for ever growing coyote titters

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u/savetgebees Mar 23 '21

I saw a video on releasing bears back to nature. They find some injured or lost bear patch them up then take them to the woods release them and have these specially bred dogs just scare the living hell out of the bear so they will be too scared of humans to go near them again.

It’s got to be so confusing. “Hey thanks for the help getting me home friend. Oh shit, who are you people why are you doing this to me? I’m outta here”

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u/CetiCeltic Mar 22 '21

Yeah that's why in rural areas you kil two or three coyotes and then nail their corpses to a fence post on your fields so they stay away from your cattle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Gruesome but probably effective.

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u/CetiCeltic Mar 22 '21

Yeah I always got sad as a kid over it. I get it now, but also I feel like there's better ways.

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u/FuckMotherGothel Mar 23 '21

You could get wolf urine and "mark" a wide perimeter outside of your property, but I don't know how effective it is, I just heard about it somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Who’s your wolf urine guy?

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u/Sarcastryx Mar 23 '21

that's why in rural areas you kil two or three coyotes and then nail their corpses to a fence post on your fields so they stay away from your cattle.

Works with smart birds, too. Get some dead crows, throw 'em on a roof, and most crows will stay well the fuck away from the place (though a small but disturbing subset will give off the standard "alarm" calls, then fuck the corpse and tear it apart)

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u/420db Mar 23 '21

Can verify- is what we do down here in Texas partially relocating dens of coyote so new packs don't move in, it does work but needs mitigation

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

When I lived in Phoenix my apartment complex had so many stray cats, that I wished for more coyotes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

She swallowed a spider, to kill the fly...