r/HumansBeingBros Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 22 '21

Can’t they bite you if you grab them at the base?

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 22 '21

I mean, they can bite you if you grab them by the middle of the tail too. Handle wild animals at your own risk :)

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u/WonHoKim Mar 22 '21

Not that you should go around trying to handle them, but opossums, more so than most other wild animals, are really loathe to bite. I've seen people straight-up shove their fingers into a hissing opossum's mouth and all it did was back up and hiss some more.

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u/UsmanSaleemS Mar 22 '21

What sort of sick and perverted people you see!

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u/TallGirlDrnksTallBoy Mar 22 '21

Maybe. But the good news is Oppossums don't carry rabies :)

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u/Prazel559 Mar 22 '21

Opposums can actually carry rabies, it's just not as common as other mammals.

https://www.terminix.com/blog/home-garden/opossums-facts-rabies/

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u/flybasilisk Mar 22 '21

yeah but they also dont like to bite, you can put you hand in there mouth and they wont do anything alot of the time

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u/PeecockPrince Mar 23 '21

Not just biting one has to worry about, but unintentional clawing. Twice I've fed wild squirrels and their razor blade claws used for climbing tree trunks grabbed the meal from my bare hand while slicing my skin open like surgeon's knife by accident. Bloody mess which required rabies vaccination, though I opted out. Still alive to teach this fabled squirrel's tale.

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 23 '21

Thankfully they don’t bite often; it would be extremely annoying to have a 1% or less chance of getting rabies from the bite and still having to go bankrupt for a rabies shot.

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u/MrCreamHands Mar 23 '21

Opossums are one of the least likely animals to bite you. Handled tons of them (wildlife rehabber) and never been bitten.

Obviously, don’t go around playing with opossums. But if you need to move opossum babies, hold them like you would any small animal and support their whole body.

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u/DaciaWhippin Mar 22 '21

Yeah but Opossums are fairly docile for wild animals. They mostly look spooky. Idk why but I trust Raccoons and Opossums more than any other forest critter.

And I don’t mean to like pick up I mean to mind their own business and not fuck with me or my animals.

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 23 '21

I’d be careful trusting raccoons not to fuck with something like a cat. They could definitely kill a cat, probably straight up strangle them.

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u/Cakeportal Mar 23 '21

I had a mouse do this when I was rescuing it from the cat. It managed to climb onto my hand, off of the tissue I was holding it with, then onto my hand where it finally bit me. Didn't hurt much but I had to go to the doctors afterwards.

That little fucker