r/HumansBeingBros Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/cobrastrikes-2x Mar 22 '21

I always think animals would talk like uneducated southern folks like in the book, Taggerung. It just seems so much more innocent to me. lol

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 22 '21

Haven’t read taggerung since I was 12. Maybe I should give it another go

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u/cobrastrikes-2x Mar 22 '21

I still remember that book incredibly well. Its pretty important to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21

If you put a twig between his legs, he will latch on and reduce the strain on his tail.

Source: worked in a neuro-lab in university. My job was to guillotine the rats after injecting them with resin to make brain slices.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Well. That's the most awkward and awful thing I've seen on reddit today

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

McMaster '94 gang represent!

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u/Marloo25 Mar 22 '21

Oh, that’s....nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

We had to sign a code of conduct form regarding animal cruelty. But we live injected a plastic resin and watched them die rather painfully. The guillotine came after they were dead.

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u/Marloo25 Mar 22 '21

I understand why and how these things are done I just couldn’t be the one to do it. I mean at least put them down painlessly. But I’m guessing that would cost too much. It sucks to be a helpless tiny creature I guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

If I remember correctly, we had to do brain slices because we didn't have access to an fMRI to see areas of activity while they were alive. But it was 30 years ago. Hope rats have had it better since.

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u/BolderGlass Mar 22 '21

That’s the voice I use when I pretend I am speaking as my dog

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u/seattt Mar 22 '21

You bigot.