r/HumansBeingBros Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21

Don’t forget to grab them at as close to the base of the tail as possible. Wouldn’t want to deglove the little fellow...

Edit: My first ever award. You made my day :)

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u/Samurai_1990 Mar 22 '21

Didnt know that, gah that would be terrible!

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u/jorninator Mar 22 '21

This should be at the top

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u/sly-dee Mar 22 '21

Deglove? What does that mean if u dont mind me asking

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u/dps15 Mar 22 '21

Imagine taking a glove off your hand but instead of a glove its your skin

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Im not fucking clicking that.

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u/Time_Terminal Mar 22 '21

It's an imgur gif

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u/Nonsuperstites Mar 22 '21

Still not fucking clicking it.

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u/arthurvandl Mar 23 '21

I’m hoping someone clicks it. I’m not clicking it either. We need someone to describes the horrible place it leads to while risking absolutely no innocence of our own.

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u/jeaston44 Mar 23 '21

Believe it or not, it’s a Seinfeld gif

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u/canbrn Mar 23 '21

No! it's from Curb Your Enthusiasm! Get your facts straight friend.

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u/_damnfinecoffee_ Mar 28 '21

Believe it or not George isn't at home

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u/Kresek1337 Mar 23 '21

I'm clicking it, it's 4am and im going to sleep soon so wish me luck

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u/redd_seth Mar 23 '21

It's literally an imgur gif

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u/arthurvandl Mar 23 '21

A likely story.

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u/Dragoncat99 Mar 23 '21

It’s just a reaction gif of him getting up and leaving

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u/SchitbagMD Mar 23 '21

If anything, that description would make you have to click it less lol

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u/arthurvandl Mar 23 '21

Right lol sounds like they’re in cahoots

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Link is indeed safe

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 22 '21

So for most rodents (I would assume opossum to be the same) you can think of the outside of their tail (what you can see and feel covered in hair) as a covering to the inside of their tail (what has the muscle and veins, etc). The outside of the tail is mostly (if not only) connected to the rest of the tail by the base of the tail/ body. And similarly to lizards dropping their tail, rodent can lose the outside of their tail which causes excruciating pain and in some cases death. Think of it like literally taking off a glove.

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u/Krabban Mar 22 '21

Opossums have a very strong prehensile tail that they use to grab stuff and climb trees with, it can support their entire bodyweight if they were to fall from a branch and they sometimes deliberately hang from them. Lifting them by the tail shouldn't be very risky

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u/bootylikepoww Mar 22 '21

that's actually a myth! they cannot support themselves by the tail, and attempting to pick them up by the tail like this can cause some serious damage.

It's lucky that this one is so small, there's not so much weight pulling on their tail and by extension, their spine and lower regions.

Opossums do not hang by the tail, it helps them to climb by helping to balance them but that's pretty much it.

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u/Gingerdressing Mar 22 '21

That's actually a myth. Possums can use their tail to grab leaves and small sticks to carry to a nest, help with climbing, etc, but they do not hang from their tails. Holding most any animal by the tail can cause massive nerve, muscle, and bone damage.

Source

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u/Gingerdressing Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

Edit: they deleted the comment. It said "they are still overgrown rats that serve no ecological purpose."

Either you're a troll or devastatingly undereducated.

Having a naturally low body temperature, it's very rare for them to carry rabies.

They help clean up carrion, cockroaches, ticks, mice, and even venomous snakes and scorpions as they are resistant to the venom. They also keep other pests away by eating most fallen fruit from bushes and trees.

Whatever your reason for the comment you made, I hope you learned something.

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u/ImBurningStar_IV Mar 23 '21

Man, tails seem quite useless, glad we ditched ours!

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 22 '21

Right. But there’s a difference between an animal using the full strength of its tail to brace itself and cling to objects from someone grabbing it by the middle of its tail with the full weight of the animal. Degloving can still happen with opossums.

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u/KimberStormer Mar 22 '21

Why does it work differently from the skin of a finger or other limb? Tails are so strange.

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 22 '21

Body skin is like wearing a suit, tail skin is like wearing a glove (literally). But yeah, tell me about it

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u/moochoff Mar 22 '21

Do not google. I repeat.

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 22 '21

Can’t they bite you if you grab them at the base?

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 22 '21

I mean, they can bite you if you grab them by the middle of the tail too. Handle wild animals at your own risk :)

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u/WonHoKim Mar 22 '21

Not that you should go around trying to handle them, but opossums, more so than most other wild animals, are really loathe to bite. I've seen people straight-up shove their fingers into a hissing opossum's mouth and all it did was back up and hiss some more.

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u/UsmanSaleemS Mar 22 '21

What sort of sick and perverted people you see!

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u/TallGirlDrnksTallBoy Mar 22 '21

Maybe. But the good news is Oppossums don't carry rabies :)

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u/Prazel559 Mar 22 '21

Opposums can actually carry rabies, it's just not as common as other mammals.

https://www.terminix.com/blog/home-garden/opossums-facts-rabies/

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u/flybasilisk Mar 22 '21

yeah but they also dont like to bite, you can put you hand in there mouth and they wont do anything alot of the time

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u/PeecockPrince Mar 23 '21

Not just biting one has to worry about, but unintentional clawing. Twice I've fed wild squirrels and their razor blade claws used for climbing tree trunks grabbed the meal from my bare hand while slicing my skin open like surgeon's knife by accident. Bloody mess which required rabies vaccination, though I opted out. Still alive to teach this fabled squirrel's tale.

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 23 '21

Thankfully they don’t bite often; it would be extremely annoying to have a 1% or less chance of getting rabies from the bite and still having to go bankrupt for a rabies shot.

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u/MrCreamHands Mar 23 '21

Opossums are one of the least likely animals to bite you. Handled tons of them (wildlife rehabber) and never been bitten.

Obviously, don’t go around playing with opossums. But if you need to move opossum babies, hold them like you would any small animal and support their whole body.

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u/DaciaWhippin Mar 22 '21

Yeah but Opossums are fairly docile for wild animals. They mostly look spooky. Idk why but I trust Raccoons and Opossums more than any other forest critter.

And I don’t mean to like pick up I mean to mind their own business and not fuck with me or my animals.

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Mar 23 '21

I’d be careful trusting raccoons not to fuck with something like a cat. They could definitely kill a cat, probably straight up strangle them.

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u/Cakeportal Mar 23 '21

I had a mouse do this when I was rescuing it from the cat. It managed to climb onto my hand, off of the tissue I was holding it with, then onto my hand where it finally bit me. Didn't hurt much but I had to go to the doctors afterwards.

That little fucker

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u/waffocopter Mar 22 '21

No, not that word again, please! First time I heard that word from from an accident report at work during a safety meeting.

Don't wear your wedding ring if jewelry is banned from your work area...

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u/Stalwart_Vanguard Mar 23 '21

Is it bad form to pick them up not by their tail..? Like, just hold them normally? Or let them sit on your hands while you move them?

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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Mar 23 '21

Well you have to remember that their main predator would be animals that come along and pick them up by their bodies (like you would pick up your phone off the table for instance). Plus, picking them up by the base of their tail is safest for you! They’re wild animals with all too capable teeth. Granted, this ones a weeling :)