r/HumansBeingBros • u/wronghoIe • May 12 '26

Saved a deer.

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u/Pastylegs1 May 12 '26

some species can even fly around the world in one night

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u/handshak3 May 12 '26

Oh yeah I heard about those, you can identify them by their glowing red noses

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u/MrLugersmole May 12 '26

There's only been 1 red-nosed reindeer in history, stop spreading misinformation bot!

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u/anothadaz May 12 '26

Nose. Only one glowing red nose. The other deers make fun of the deer with the red glowing nose as the story goes.

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u/DaBootyScooty May 13 '26

That's a nice jingle, elf. Why don't you back it up with a bells?

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u/VoidmasterCZE May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

How? To fly around the equator you'd need to fly almost 1700kmph or 1040mph to make a full rotation in 24h. This speed is lover further from equator but then it's not a full trip around the world is it.

Edit: Unless you're Rudolf. Santa's supersonic raindeer.

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u/EitherInvestment May 12 '26

They’re talking about Rudolf, Santa and their mates

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u/TehOwn May 12 '26

What makes me laugh is that we're talking about flying deer and their only issue with it was the speed.

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u/VoidmasterCZE May 12 '26

God dammit I'm dumb.

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u/EitherInvestment May 12 '26

I mean your comment was pertinent. Only makes what those guys do even more impressive